Glocktavia Butler

@whatevertron

I'm on here more now and I'm not Canadian. Writer, illustrator, They/them. Putting the "literate" in "obliterate" since the late 1980s. Open for freelance! Portfolio: ayojoy.com Inquiries: hello@ayojoy.com

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Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· 20d

NOW TELL ME WHY-

Bluesky's "Alt text" screen, with the pre-loaded alt text of "Black Guy," and nothing else, to a gif of a Black man repeatedly stabbing a human dummy made of ballistic gel

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· 20d

😭 nobody can EVER make me hate Jamaicans lmao

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· 22d

If you don't stop swinging that baby around and get INSIDE-

A man yelling with the caption "Black Frustration"

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· 22d

Me watching that man drag his dog around dilly dallying while Mrs. Magoo falls over her own goofy ass feet for the third time:

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· 25d

WHERE I'LL KILLEM

A bald eagle stomping the shit out of a Canada goose

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· 26d

How it feels to go outside for "fresh air" today

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· 27d

Cause how are we going after Taco Bell like we don't ALL see that open troff of half-frozen wilted lettuce at Subway? Does the Big Mac not also have lettuce?? Leave Miss Taco Belle ALONÉ

Vegeta in a sombrero, a mustache, and his Sayian armor playing a banjo with the caption (Mariachi music stops)

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· 28d

I am 🗣️NOT a modern-day toaster apologist, but her for sure

A blonde white robot trying to cunt away her successful assassination attempt against several entire planets

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 12

Ah, I wasn't aware he was also Jewish.

Moomin folding his knife down to signal a truce

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 5

The actors themselves may not be, but the festival itself very much was

A photo of Belgians dressed up in blackface, along with the caption: "Actors dressed as Black Pete arrive on a boat in Antwerp, Belgium, on Saturday. )Geert Vanden Wijngaert/AP)"

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 5

Oh you mean these guys? Yeah we need to update our international clowning manual tbqh

Belgian people in actual blackface while pretending to be the character Zwarte Pete

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 4

(Yawns in "Mustard on the Beat Hoe") Siri play the New Black National Anthem

African American Kendrick Lamar stands among other African American men who use their bodies to make up the colors and blocking of the United States Flag, African Americanly

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 4

Imagine spending all that money to live in an overpriced condo built in the gutted remains of the Chicago Tribune building just to wake up to this one day lmao

Fraiser entertaining English company while his upstairs neighbor unfurls a giant, view-obscuring American flag over his window

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 4

Ghana...

An ancient West African bust side eyeing the absolute fuck out of somebody with the caption "Ancestral side eye"

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 4

9/10 purr 💅🏾

Neo cuntily leaping down from a Matrix skyscaper Mussy first

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 4

GHANA

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 2

DRACULA?????

Tiffany Pollard screaming about a horse lady in that meme

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jul 1

@plentynuff.bsky.social writes: "In fact, many Black Americans think this way. As an outsider to the conversation, it's edifying to see Black Americans and Black Brits argue race dynamics online".

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jun 28

"Ouu but I'm a gay man so it's ok 🙂‍↕️" BEING COUSINS DOESN'T MEAN WE AT THE SAME SCHOOL LET US HAVE OUR SHIT

a little baby about to hit you on the head with a recorder because you supposed to be at the school across the way for the folks that love men

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jun 16

Every time I see the face of a "new" female Disney protagonist I just see this now

An in-universe sketch of guinevere's face from the knights of guinevere: perfectly symmetrical, with notes like "EYELASHES ARE NOT SYMMETRICAL, FIX" and "NO WRINKLES" and "CENTER PUPIL + KEEP DIALATED = MORE APPEALING" scribbled across it in red pencil.

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jun 12

Last time these'll be free btw

Two fancy broke bitches sit across from you at a table to negotiate some terms

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jun 4

A Nigerian man sliding down the wall in defeat with the caption "Falls in Nollywood"

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jun 4

A screenshot of a Xiaohongshu post of a woman at a tabletop barbecue dinner with the caption "Do autistic people take everything literally OR do we just expect words to mean what they say?" She is roasting a single slice of beef and it looks delicious.

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· Jun 1

Omg I just realized that her music feels ✨exactly✨ like being offered a cookie and getting one of these hoes lol. Like it's TECHNICALLY a cookie, but,

a package of Lofthouse "delicious" "cookies" with the description of "Frosted sugar cookies; deliciously soft" written on the packaging. The cookies themselves taste like powdered sugar and air and somehow manage to be massless when chewed despite being a physical object by technical definition.

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· May 30

The meme of god's holy eyes welling up with tears upon discovering that his angels sent the dinosaurs a meteor instead of making them meatier

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· May 30

Live and audible look at me whenever Miss Vape said anything during that movie (I was the only one cheering)

Vegeta in his Saiyan Space Pod banging on its Space Window to shout "YES... HA HA HA... YES!" like that Onion meme

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· May 22

Ok but what if you sampled it though-

Azeleaiaea Banks peeking through some blinds mischievously

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· May 18

A card with the word "FUCK" written on it with different checkbox modifiers to add to it ("yes," "it," "this," "no," "me," "the man," "off," "you," and an empty space to write in your own,) with the boxes checked and filled out to read "I don't give a FUCK if that nigga leave tonight cause nigga that dick don't run me"

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· May 16

My outfit is too cute for me to stay inside but I'm too tired and broke to be outside :c And I still have to run errands :c

A big booty cartoon holds a rucksack and looks back at you with teary eyes

Glocktavia Butler@whatevertron· May 16

I'm ngl... the 2008 recession beats the shit out of what's happening rn. There weren't ant jobs and the few there did exist were uNpAiD iNtErNsHiPs for some delusional Gen Xer's tech startup, but the apartments and food were cheaper and freelance was still an option. Now though?