Riemann Zeta-Jones

@whatsejstandfor

SJW extraordinaire and undisputed king of Bluesky. Call me any pronoun you want except late for dinner.

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Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· 19d

Oops! All Roops

Photo of my tv showing coverage of the Fox 2 debate between Abdul and Stevens, but it's a shot of two boxes, one with a on-cam of moderator Roop Raj while the other has a VO of Roop from the debate broadcast

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· 19d

Two motherfuckers in his latest thread posted the same fucking gif within a minute of each other. This is a psyop

Screenshot of two motherfuckers in the same god damn thread posting the same god damn Leo DiCaprio clapping reaction gif

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· 23d

how is this a scrooge origin story and yet there is, somehow, a different actor for "Young Ebenezer"?

Screenshot of Wikipedia:
Cast: Johnny Depp as Ebenezer Scrooge, a stingy, penny-pinching, cantankerous and lonely old man whose sheer miserly nature leads him to despise Christmas and all things which engender happiness.
Arthur Conti as young Ebenezer

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jul 15

Story of my life

Screenshot of Sarah's skeet cropped to just "can't find the bottoms"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jul 7

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jun 30

Hmmmm

Italicized gray text on a white background reading, "Editors Note: This story has been taken down. It was published in error.
June 30, 2026"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jun 29

something nobody wants you to know is that, if you need to run a cron job semimonthly at off-peak hours, a perfectly reasonable schedule is 4:20 AM on days 4 and 20 of the month

A UI made up of light-blue-gray text on a dark-blue-gray background. The text reads, "20, 4, 4 (comma) 20, asterisk, asterisk"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jun 27

For your consideration

A political-compass-style chart whose horizontal axis ranges from Masculinity to Femininity and whose vertical axis ranges from Toxic to Healthy. In the Toxic Masculinity quadrant are Joe Rogan, RFK Jr., Elon Musk, and Tony Soprano. At the Toxic end of the vertical axis, but straddling the middle of the horizontal axis is Jeffree Starr. In the Toxic Femininity quadrant are Michelle Duggar, Erika Kirk, and Lucy from Peanuts.

In the Healthy Masculinity quadrant are Eminem, John Cena, the Jackass crew, Kurt Cobain, Mr. Rogers, and the (12th) Doctor. Straddling the Healthy end of the horizontal axis are the McElroy brothers. In the Healthy Femininity quadrant are Cardi B, RuPaul, Chappell Roan, and Dolly Parton.

At the very center of both axes is Trixie Mattel out of drag.

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jun 26

Working on an idea I had

A political-compass-style chart, but where the horizontal axis is Masculinity to Femininity, and the vertical axis is Toxic to Healthy. Joe Rogan is in the Toxic Masculinity quadrant. Jackass is in the Healthy Masculinity quadrant. The McElroy brothers are in the middle of the Masculinity/Femininity axis but at the Healthy end of the other axis.

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jun 21

Fuck yes, a 95 dollar value for only 96 dollars

A shelf at Lowe's displaying a box of 6 closet door handles. The box proudly proclaims, "$95+ value if purchased separately". The price tag reads $95.98.

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jun 21

Learnin quantum mechanics

Screenshot of a YouTube video showing Professor Ramamurti Shankar standing in front of a blackboard with some calculations demonstrating the negligence uncertainty principle at macroscopic scales. The closed caption reads, "Suppose I got head."

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Jun 4

Two boxes of text labeled "Announcement" underneath a banner that says "Community Highlights". The first reads, "Some of you may have noticed we're now giving automatic 2 day bans for r-word usage." The second one reads, "Let's chill on the gooning, please".

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· May 17

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· May 15

A frankly perfect drawing of a square. In dotted green lines, a triangle. Below is text: Triangle. 61%"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Apr 29

Turns out the Deranged voice from MacInTalk sounds exactly like RFK Jr.

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Apr 27

There's a war on for my mind @bencollins.bsky.social this is legitimately one of the best feeling t-shirts I've ever worn. My compliments to the chef

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Apr 24

you love to see it

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Apr 9

Stealing this

The photo from the OP, but printed onto another piece of paper. It's being held against a metal cabinet with a Blockbuster magnet.

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Apr 8

lol I found some calculator for exactly this purpose and it seems like I did it right (had to multiply measurements by 10 because it didn't like how small they were for whatever reason) Incidentally, this thing says it'll be 77 inches in diameter in case you needed to know lol

A screenshot of an online paver trapezoid calculator thing, with Block Outer Length set to 160, Block Inner Length set to 110, and Block Depth set to 120. The resulting text reads, "Using units 120 Deep, with Outside Length 160 and Inside Length 110, and no side joints, a full circle will take approx 15 blocks and have an outside diameter of approx 770"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Apr 4

She go to job

A TV displaying a word written in Japanese along with its English transliteration and translation. There's also an unrelated cat off to the left, but she's cute as fuck. Anyway, the transliteration says "shi go to" and the translation says "job"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Apr 2

absolutely love this for him

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article that reads, "Due to his advanced age, Jonathan spends his days doing almost everything with his mate Frederik, another male tortoise he was introduced to in 1991, including eating, sleeping and having sex."

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Mar 31

I wonder what the correct number of followers is to this person

Post from the same person in Parker's screenshots saying:
sorry but No One should have two hundred and thirty seven thousand
"followers" attached to their name

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Mar 23

A desaturated photo of a man looking wistfully at himself in a mirror. Presented in the style of, say, a book cover, it reads, "Did I Just Argue with a Joke? Part of a Bluesky Educational Series"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Mar 21

it b 2 dumbass chatboxes telling each other
"exactlyyyy"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Mar 13

I can't believe they arrested her for this

A mugshot of the woman in the original picture

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Mar 12

me irl readin this thread

The Sickos guy from that Onion cartoon peering like a pervert through a window and saying, "YES... HA HA HA... YES!"

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Mar 9

I'll take Gastro for four, @kenjennings.bsky.social

A photo from a hospital waiting room. Behind the check-in desk is a large monitor with a blue background and white text in all-caps reading, "GASTROENTEROLOGY". It looks exactly like a dang Jeopardy category

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Mar 3

Skeet from @mrbasil_pesto:
My favourite bit of Marvel films is where you sit through nine minutes of credits to watch a five second clip of some guy stepping through a doorway and saying "It's me, Blorko."

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Feb 28

Why should the word count matter? Incidentally, Brave has a handy feature in which you can right-click an image and copy text from it using OCR. It makes doing alt-text for this sort of thing extremely trivial!

A screenshot of a right-click context menu over the image in the original post. Along with options such as "Open image in new tab", "Save image as...", etc, there is a highlighted option that reads "Copy Text From Image".

Riemann Zeta-Jones@whatsejstandfor· Feb 25