WTF Just Happened Today? by Matt Kiser
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A sane, once-a-day update helping normal people make sense of the news. Since 2017. By @mattkiser.bsky.social Backup account @wtfjht.bsky.social
"Optimizing your natural capabilities."
The 2026 midterms are in 111 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 846 days.
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Wednesday, July 15, 2026. Day 2003: "Optimizing your natural capabilities."
The 2026 midterms are in 112 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 847 days
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Tuesday, July 14, 2026. Day 2002: "Whatever the cost."
"At best, misleading and, at worst, disingenuous."
The 2026 midterms are in 113 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 848 days.
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, July 13, 2026. Day 2001: "At best, misleading and, at worst, disingenuous."
The 2026 midterms are in 118 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 853 days.
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Wednesday, July 8, 2026. Day 1996: "A lot of love."
The 2026 midterms are in 120 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 855 days.
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, July 6, 2026. Day 1994: "A little bit suspect."
"Mad as a murder hornet."
The 2026 midterms are in 132 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 867 days
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Wednesday, June 24, 2026. Day 1982: "Mad as a murder hornet."
"You can't trust anybody's words."
The 2026 midterms are in 134 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 869 days
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, June 22, 2026. Day 1980: "You can't trust anybody's words."
"A record of America's failure."
The 2026 midterms are in 139 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 874 days.
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Wednesday, June 17, 2026. Day 1975: "A record of America's failure."
"In the rearview mirror."
The 2026 midterms are in 140 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 875 days
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, June 15, 2026. Day 1974: "In the rearview mirror."
The 2026 midterms are in 141 days; the 2028 presidential election is in 876 days
🗓️ Today in one sentence for Monday, June 15, 2026. Day 1973: "Start your engines."