Dave Jameson GPT Bledsoe

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Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· 20d

NGL, y'all know that RIcky went on to fuck...and fuck well. Dude had mega dick energy, he just needed to find his forum.

Ricky Smith from the movie Better of Dead

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· 27d

Hey babe, you hungry? Let's go down the fuck shop and grab a glizzy!

Neighborhood smut shack has a crazy arms air dancer inflatable advertising fresh hot dogs...at the porn store.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· 28d

Into a bleak time, is born a savior and his name is Jimothy.

Jimothy the Seattle short spined racoon cartoon style drawing

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jul 12

All the BEST parties have hippie cultists!!!

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jul 12

Lindsey down on the 8th Circle getting fitted for that gilded cloak.

From Dante's Inferno: moved about with lagging steps, in circles,
weeping, with features tired and defeated.
And they were dressed in cloaks with cowls so low
they fell before their eyes, of that same cut
that's used to make the clothes for Cluny's monks.
Outside, these cloaks were gilded and they dazzled;
But inside they were all of lead, so heavy
that Frederick's capes were straw compared to them.
A tiring mantle for eternity!

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jul 5

We are back with MORE MANSON tomorrow morning! We talk about Helter Skelter, or a Patty Krenwinkel wrote "Healter Skelter". #podcasteaser

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jul 2

For America's 250th we talk about America's 200th! Was it a fun sexy time for us, you're damn right it was!

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jul 1

Beers up for Zap!!

A fake action figure of Zap Rowsdower, Canadian action hero.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jun 20

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jun 14

My thoughts on the Knicks winning something in a new edition of Nobody Gives A Shit What:

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jun 13

The latest Apple review of the podcast, and it is really nice. But the Curse of Drew Bledsoe continues! 🤣

An Apple Podcast review of my show, where I am once again automatically renamed "Drew Bledsoe"

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jun 10

Please note: it has a flared base.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jun 6

Granny and Grandpa were freaks, I've seen the photos. Also, note the flared base!

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jun 6

Our finale in the JFK series is live! Head over to whatthehellpodcast.com and check it out!

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jun 5

Today is National Donut Day. My office celebrated yesterday with this absurd amount of donuts.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Jun 1

O'Brien explains what happened to Riker's trombone.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 31

Data and his brother Lore debate if it says wine or urine.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 31

I am announcing that I will not be appearing at Freedom 250.

A very nerdy teenage me pretending he can play guitar when anyone who CAN play guitar can clearly I don't know what I am doing.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 31

We head down to Dallas for JFK's Big Day in a brand-new episode in your feeds June 1st! From the motorcade to the Warren Commission, we cover it all! And make boob jokes.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 25

"What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still knows where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with." --Douglas Adam #towelday

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 23

The weather is here. I wish it were beautiful. Welp. Bubba and margaritas makes it sunny in your soul.

A fat old drunk holding a margarita in front of a stereo playing a Jimmy Buffett album.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 17

Part 2 of our JFK series drops tomorrow! From the Cuban Missile Crisis to the Presidential Penis Crisis! #podcast #teaser #jfk #fiddlefaddle

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 16

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 10

#HappyMothersDay to all the Moms out there and big shout to all the Not Moms who made us dudes wrap it up and pull it out before we made the biggest mistake of our lives!

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 6

Since I was a teen, I wanted long hair. In my dotage I have finally discovered the secret: Stinky Hair. Rest assured, I am less fuckable than this photo portrays

A fat old man whose only grace is having a full head of hair pushing 60.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 3

Tomorrow, we kick off a two-part series about JFK, the Boomer President who wasn't a Boomer! In your feeds tomorrow morning! #podcastteaser #jfk #seltzerkingsnetwork

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· May 3

This is a REAL advertisement that Instagram placed in my feed just a few minutes ago...

An advertisement for not one but TWO switchblade knives half for, and I swear I am not making this up: Mother's Day.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Apr 30

I felt like it needed this.

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Apr 28

You can still find a street score in NYC, both power up just a need a receiver.

90's era cassette deck and five disc CD player

Dave *Jameson GPT* Bledsoe@whatthehellpodcast· Apr 19

If you're going to listen to our #podcast be sure to wear some flowers in your hair! A new episode drops tomorrow explaining why Hippies sucked. #SeltzerKings #teaser #hippiestyle