Catch your breath, Carmen

@whenwillcarmen

Xennial (49). Widow. Parent. Leftist. 🐱 lady. 🐶 mom. PNW born/raised. AZ transplant. ♋️ 🌞. ♓️ 🌕. 🏳️‍🌈. Gaylor.

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Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· 4d

I never made it to the bottom to find the water. I definitely need to go back!!!

Photo of person from behind overlooking Yosemite National Park

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· 6d

My peach tank said “us too”. 😅

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· 9d

Not the confetti from a Hillary Duff concert being 🧡🤍🩷. Wake up people! 😂 Or are there other colors this concert goer missed??

Screenshot of a TikTok showcasing the confetti from a Hilary Duff concert. 🧡🤍🩷

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· 12d

Another alter ego has entered the chat. Tyga’s 80’s inspired STARFACE. Says he is departing from rap with new persona.

People exclusive: Tyga’s 80’s inspired STARFACE. Says he is departing from rap with new persona.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· 21d

Feeling myself. I’ve decided I really like dark on my eyelid. The lips are a little over the top. But, oh well. I can be too. *peep my 🦀♋️ stamp and my karma is a cat stamp.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· 25d

That BaldingBarbie Swifttok chaos starter posted about Olivia being a Gaylor who was forced to remove Gaylor agenda due to record label and will never be close to Taylor. This man is wild. I blocked him. The negativity is jarring. He HATES Gaylor. But this screenshot isn’t Gaylor. It’s adjacent.

Olivia Rodrigo Tweet calling out Taylor Swift’s rainbow strings during a Betty performance.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 14

Does your post option not have the film reel?

Screenshot of BlueSky post feature highlighting the film icon for attaching a video.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 9

Plus the white could be the TT.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 5

I’m looking forward to more and more “celebrities” (I use it in quotes because it’s such a gross word) come out against the media & fandoms. It’s such a double-edged sword since parasocial relationships have been shoved down throats of the masses. No one is complicit in this phenomenon.

Cheryl Burke of Dancing With the Stars fame comes out to blast the public for comparing her to an older version of herself especially when these people don’t know her personally. They know an image.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 5

I think this is what is being discussed.

Photo of possible picture hanging in MSG for Tayvis wedding. Taylor, Travis and a white dog.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 4

New guest name drop. Wifey is getting eaten up in the comments for the dress being too white and others are saying it’s basically pink. (Train’s frontman Pat Monohan and his wife, Amber). I doubt Taylor would care. There was possibly 1000 people there. Can you even see everyone?

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 4

This is Intex. But I used to see ads from Coleman and the outside looked like reclaimed barn wood but it was just superimposed on the plastic.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 3

Tree is giving Rebecca Harkness in TLGAD Eras Tour Performance.

Photo from Taylor Swift performance of The Last Great American Dynasty during The Eras Tour. Included in shot is tour dancer who represents Rebecca Harkness (whom the song is about).

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 2

I’m obsessed! I love practically anything sparkling. Plus I love me some tea. Where does one acquire this delightful bubbly? PS: Me too. Ready to “let freedom ring”. The 250 made me giggle. Because it all feels connected.

Photo of fridge door with a bottle of
sparkling grape juice, 2 sparkling waters and a sparkling piña mineral water.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 2

Starlady (who I really enjoy) on TT is calling out the astrology of it all and the wedding. She starts the video stating that millionaires don’t have astrologists, billionaires do. 🤭

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 2

Oh my. This video @tswiftupdatess.swifties.social posted is 41:37. There is the 13 & 47 hiding in there.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 1

Crazy that the NYPD would discuss “the event at Madison Square Garden” at a press event. 🤦🏻‍♀️ So intimate. So private.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jul 1

The Man wall still haunts me. Specially the reputation with Debut secretly encoded in. It’s why I have subscribed to Debutation for at least 2, maybe 3 years.

Screenshot of The Man Wall from Taylor Swift’s The Man music video which many Swifties have theorized has been a map of the re-record process.

Debut can be found in the letters for reputation on The Man Wall from Taylor Swift’s The Man music video.

reputation graffiti tag from The Man Wall from Taylor Swift’s The Man music video.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jun 27

Has the “Trouble in Paradise” narrative been activated?

OK! Magazine shared photos of Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce questioning the happiness of Travis in his relationship with fiancé Taylor.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jun 26

The Onion is onioning.

Satirical website The Onion posted a fake article where Travis Kelce gets hit by a tranquilizer dart in the neck in response to him beginning to share details on upcoming rumored wedding.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jun 23

I walked into a prism rainbow and just had to take a photo. Happy Pride.

$Rainbow refraction from prism on hazel eye.$

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jun 22

Went out for lunch with a friend today. Willa was traumatized by my absence. It’s nice being missed.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jun 18

My musical taste is diverse, one could say. I know the Bat out of Hell album like the back of my hand. Reminds me of my late mother.

Vinyl records for Olivia Rodrigo’s latest album “you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” and Meatloaf’s “Bat out of Hell”.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jun 17

It is delicious and I have leftovers for days!

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jun 14

It’s kinda hibiscus meets poinsettia meets jagged tulip

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· Jun 5

Why is Carmen always a “lady of the night”? I blame the Opera. 😝 The only song I’ve heard my name in is by a band called The Band and the song is “The Weight” (from the late 60s). At least Carmen said no…but is she a madame too? 😭

Lyrics from The Weight by band The Band. Released in the late 1960s.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· May 23

I just posted about Muse’s newest single in a comment on Jaz’s TikTok. The first line of the song mentions being a severed marionette from its strings. Also in the song he sings “she will ghost-write my obsessions”. I was like “um, who is she?”

Lyric from Muse’s recent single Hexagon. “I’m a marionette with severed strings”

Lyric from Muse’s latest single Hexagon “She will ghostwrite my obsessions”

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· May 12

Here is a clip of the episode.

Clip of the episode featuring Kelly and Brenda's spring dress storyline, titled "Spring Dance," was released on May 2, 1991 where Kelly & Brenda wear the same dress to the spring dance.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· May 9

Ana Gasteyer apparently had an alter ego named September L Davis (on TikTok). Who knew? She may or may not have killed her today. 👀

Screenshot of TikTok page of user September L Davis who seems to be played by former SNL funny lady Ana Gasteyer.

Catch your breath, Carmen@whenwillcarmen· May 6

Can of Maison Perrier French Kiss (peach & cherry flavor) sparkling juice. 40 calories for 1 can. This tastes SO good. Why are they like $10 for 6 cans. 😭 I am officially obsessed. 😍 😘🍒🍑