nicole (forklift certified) (@wifel1ne) · DIRTY

nicole (forklift certified)

@wifel1ne

don't talk to me, my gf, or our industrial size jar of sauerkraut ever again • 32yo • she/they/he • nonbinary lesbian • occasionally nsfw, 18+ only • go birds 💚🦅💚

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nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Apr 11

traxus kit?? again???

the "I've had enough of this dude" meme, but with the traxus sponsored kit from the game marathon poorly photoshopped over George Washington's face

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Apr 10

lbr, this isn't actually about anti-trust laws, this is retaliation for the NFL refusing to drop the Rooney Rule

screenshot of an excerpt from the Rooney rule Wikipedia page, reading:

On March 27, 2026, Florida attorney general James Uthmeier sent a letter to the NFL demanding that the league no longer enforce the Rooney Rule or face a possible civil rights lawsuit. Uthmeier claimed the rule creates "blatant race and sex discrimination" that "brazenly violates Florida state law". On March 31, at a press conference during the annual league meetings, commissioner Roger Goodell defended the rule, stating that "diversity has been a benefit to the National Football League" and that the league had no intention to stop enforcing the rule.

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Apr 7

i'm literally going to start tearing faces off like an enraged chimpanzee

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Mar 25

picture of Dennis from it's always sunny in philadelphia looking unhinged and murderous

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Feb 7

he said NO PICTURES

a picture of my pet blue & gold macaw looking at the camera with thinly veiled hostility

a picture of my pet blue & gold macaw trying to eat my phone camera

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Jan 20

started rdr2 last month and I am now being held hostage by the Tragic Old Man Yaoi sleep paralysis demons. Anyway I think these two fucked nasty

dutch and hosea from red dead redemption 2 holding hands

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Nov 4

it my birthday

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Oct 31

waited too long to get a pumpkin for jack o lantern purposes, and the grocery store is all out... I honk my clown nose sadly

sad pumpkin

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Oct 24

they're loser4loser rep, your honor

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Sep 22

I woke up this morning and realized I have literally nothing prepared for rosh hashanah

a screenshot of the cartoon spongebob squarepants. it shows Patrick sitting outside of spongebob's house, surrounded by construction materials. he has a plank nailed to his forehead and looks very confused

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Aug 5

netease, why do you hate my bugwife

screenshot of patch notes for mantis in marvel rivals reading:

A new Team-Up Anchor effect for Mantis, but her base healing gets a gentle nerf to balance the cosmic scales.

Increase healing by 10% with the new Team-Up Anchor effect.

Reduce Healing Flower's Healing Over Time effect from 12.5/s to 10/s.

Reduce Life Energy Blast projectile charges from 20 to 15

Increase Soul Resurgence (Ultimate Ability) excess healing to Bonus Health conversion rate from 0.7 to 1.

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Jul 1

behold, a loaf of sourdough

pictures of a fat orange and white tabby cat, relaxed and laying on his back on a brown carpeted floor. the pictures are from several different angles, with the last one being a close up of his face

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Jun 24

watching people on social media call each other slurs over who's [modded OC from RPG of your choice] is prettier... i understand now, but at what cost

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Jun 18

AYO??????

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Jun 18

tried out a new dumpling recipe & my gf loved it yippee!!

a blurry picture of a black cat jumping in the air, surrounded by heart emojis

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Mar 13

45 mins of sunshine and fresh air later

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Feb 24

i love them so much omg

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Feb 13

...a remix button?

gif of spongebob looking scared, while the camera dramatically zooms in on his face

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Feb 4

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

picture of a baby bird with its beak open, in front of a red angry birds statuette, captioned "lock the fuck in!" with many exclamation points

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Nov 25

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Nov 14

UGHHHHHHH WHY!! fucking why!!!!! (also thank you for the heads up)

drawing of a little dude chewing on the bars of his enclosure, used as a reaction image to imply extreme anger

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Oct 23

transfemme icon julia, you will always be my favorite diva 💅

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Oct 22

may i have a crumb of wyllstarion, o wise and benificent writing wizard

homeless squidward

nicole (forklift certified)@wifel1ne· Oct 22

her little antennae I LOVE HER