Mikel Reparaz

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Former host of Vidjagame Apocalypse (@vgapocalypse.bsky.social). Ex-Ubisoft, GamesRadar, OXM, PTOM, MacLife. Opinions expressed here are my own.

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Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· 25d

Do bonnets count?

A chihuahua mix named Steve rocks a bonnet while looking somewhat forlorn

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· 26d

Remembering September 2020 when they got so bad they blotted out the sun hundreds of miles away (I took this at 11:47 AM)

A suburban skyline that would be a nice view of a sunset if it hadn’t been taken around noon

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· 29d

Bob Coming Out of His Well to Show You the Life of the Mind

Bob from Twin Peaks steps over the back of a sofa, looking at the viewer with menace

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jul 11

I’m all about that

Excerpt from the quoted screenshot that says
P.P
LIFE

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jul 7

(If it’s not playing the “dub” on bsky, open it on YT and make sure “Audio Track” in the settings/gear menu is set to English.)

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jul 7

I’ll see your Samurai Cop and raise you Sgt. Kabukimam NYPD

Troma’s Sgt. Kabukiman brandishes a parasol like a sword while a confused-looking woman watches.

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jul 6

Maybe it would have sold better if the US box hadn’t looked like this:

US box for the game RedCard 20-03, showing waist-up and close-up photos of Brian McBride, some flames, and almost no indication that this is even a soccer game

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jun 29

Yes.

Leonardo da Vinci’s design for a ta- er, rotating restaurant

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jun 28

Oh good, they updated their logo

Screenshot of the Amazon SKINEAT store page with a header in which “SKINEAT” is written in unsteady blue-outline letters with little curlicues, as if maybe a preteen girl wrote them. Underneath is a message that says “Stop Asian Hate. skineat stands with the Asian, Asian American, and Pacific Islander communities against hate.” And then there’s a photo of some kinda internal PC fan-power cables or whatever

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jun 28

When you need a power-switch cable to test a motherboard, reach for a…

A package labeled “SKINEAT Premium Accessories”
(OK TBH the first three letters of “SKINEAT” are black and the rest are blue, so it’s probably “SKI NEAT”, but what does that have to do with cables. Nah, it’s SKIN EAT.)

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jun 8

Some sorta weird dorsal thingie/shark mustache pops out of the guy’s back during the bite, I call shenanigans

Freeze frame of the video showing a grayish mass that appears to spring either from a guy’s back as a shark bites his butt, or from the shark’s upper lip

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Jun 4

Forever chasing Professor Farnsworth’s dream

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 27

Sigh.

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 23

Am I doing it right

A Star Trek animated series title card with “TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES” in big yellow letters

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 16

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Ian McKellen smirks mischievously as Frankenstein director James Whale in Gods and Monsters (1998).

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 12

What the

Screenshot from the opening sequence of Resident Evil Requiem, showing a city street with a layout that looks eerily similar to the one in the above photo

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 9

Camilla: You, sir, should unmask. Stranger: Indeed? Cassilda: Indeed, it's time. We all have laid aside disguise but you. Stranger: I wear no mask. Camilla: (Terrified, aside to Cassilda) No mask? No mask!

An illustration of Hohass Ekwesh, the horse-headed X-Wing pilot of Wraith Squadron

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 8

Fantastic, evergreen reaction image in today’s @achewood-official.bsky.social Patreon comic (www.patreon.com/cw/Achewood)

A panel from an Achewood comic strip in which Cornelius Bear, holding an eggcup with a half-eaten soft-boiled egg inside, points angrily and says:

AHEM!
You, you, and you, feigning a prescriptive understanding of all global emergent systems!
Cease this at once!

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 7

Steve’s tummy is bugging him today, pls pray for Steve

A sad-looking chihuahua mix named Steve peers out from under a bunched-up blanket absolutely covered in his shedded hair. Look, we’ve tried to clean it, OK? It’s not coming off, ever. It’s part of the fleece now and we just all need to accept that.

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 6

MFW I meet a dog in Fallout

A screenshot from Aliens, with Hudson (Bill Paxton, RIP) confronting Burke (Paul Reiser) and saying “You’re dogmeat, pal!”

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· May 5

No thanks, don’t think I will.

Cover of Snoop Dogg Presents: Goon with the Spoon, a cookbook by Snoop Dogg and Earl “E-40” Stevens, with a photo of the latter dressed like a chef and holding up some kind of monstrous meat sandwich while standing next to Snoop Dogg, who’s dressed exactly like Snoop Dogg.

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 27

Probably this. I don’t know what’s in it I don’t want to know what’s in it It sloshes when shook It has sat on my shelf unopened for 22 years and inshallah it will sit there for 22 more

Reverse of the can. It says:
FOR GREAT
SNAKE RECIPES VISIT:
KONAMI'S BOOTH #800
www.konami.com/usa

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 23

Such a noble and graceful profile!

A deer-headed, biscuit-colored chihuahua mix looks over his shoulder at the viewer, giving side-eye and exposing a fang so it looks like he’s either vaguely disgusted with you or pooching his cheeks to look kinda dippy.

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 21

Could be any number of games, really

Leon looks at a barrel splashed with yellow paint (nudging players to interact with it) in a screenshot from the Resident Evil 4 remake

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 21

Should I jump down this storm drain? Feels like I’m supposed to jump down this storm drain.

Photo of a storm drain with its grate spattered with orange paint

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 16

If you see this, quote with a picture of you in glasses Biblically accurate body horror et cetera

Close-up of a man wearing glasses, but the glasses are positioned to make the eyes appear doubled and the cheeks pushed drastically inward of their true location

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 15

Make it rain for Caesar Obesity!

Screenshot of a tweet from Noah Kinsey @thenoahkinsey
“Your stripper name is your favorite salad dressing and the thing about you that most disappoints your parents”

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 11

I stopped watching, did they finally erect the front porch?

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 10

Doggerpillar

A chihuahua mix named Steve lies on a cushion with his legs tucked out of sight, looking like some kind of caterpillar or worm while drooping his head and gazing balefully at the viewer.

Mikel Reparaz@wikiparaz· Apr 9

There have been two times when Venture Bros. has made me think “This was made for me! It’s reading my thoughts! I am the center of the universe!” The first was when Hunter Gathers showed up. The second was when I saw this skeet.