Spandau Calrissian (@wildebube) · DIRTY

Spandau Calrissian

@wildebube

On your left. Give me the wine, you keep the bread.

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Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 15

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 15

You and me both. FIFA will never recover. Final? Cancelled!

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 14

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 14

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 14

Bunch of guys lighting a woman’s cigarette

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 12

Skeksis, plotting

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 12

Shut the fuck up (scream)

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 8

Deleted this one earlier because I can’t be sure it’s actually him and it’s not worth getting suspended over.

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 8

Yeah I don’t think Ken really thought this one through

Tom of Tom & Jerry gleefully putting a shotgun into a mouse hole but the barrel ends back through a hole at eye level and he will fire thinking he’s clever but he’ll shoot himself in the face. There is a metaphor here.

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 7

“Delete post” option

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 7

2/2 (I think that’s the whole thing)

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 7

Apologies for not doing alt-text 1/2

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 7

When you totally believe women and care about them.

mrlurkenstein.bsky.social: “Susan Collins will continue to do all that she can to destroy this country for everyone, especially women. But, hey I’m glad you made a good prediction once. So happy for you.”

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 7

This year’s haul from the Barnes & Noble Criterion sale (The Elephant Man 4K still en route).

Altered States (1980) and Rififi (1955) Criterion editions

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 7

Meme celebrating Atle Lie McGrath’s walk into the woods after failing his Olympic slalom run.

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 7

Luke Skywalker about to drop into Octomom’s pussy

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jul 6

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Mitch McConnell, frozen as his brain slips into repeating record skip

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Jun 17

“Purosangue”

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· May 16

Otto is our plump boy

Otto being deceptively cute

Otto - a grounded blimp with fur

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· May 14

I think I’m getting a better understanding of what this thing is for.

Weird pointy thing on the end of some toothbrush handles

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Apr 26

I see you, bro

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Apr 26

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, DC, Marvel, Disney, Pixar, Spielberg, Cameron, Wachowskis, or Ghibli.

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Apr 24

“Disregard that, Frank. It’s a bunch of liberal bullshit.” (It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia)

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Apr 23

Sure you are

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Apr 23

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Apr 22

Tony Soprano, looking skeptical: “This sounds very gay.”

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Apr 15

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics:

The Spanish Inquisition… whom nobody expects

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Apr 8

The Anal Intruder, from Top Secret! (1984)

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Mar 27

My favorite part of the ensemble 🤤

Maura Tierney being a smokeshow in NewsRadio

Spandau Calrissian@wildebube· Mar 27

Brings this gem to mind from the start of pandemic lockdown