william_ leonard

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liam / 25 / ireland (Known in This World as "WILLIAM_ THE BLIND") 📝 colourful YTPs, black+white comics, and #1 bestselling series Bikini Bottom Adventures 🔎 if it's stupid enough, it's cool, y'know?

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william_ leonard@williamleonard· 25d

so-called "time traveller" DEBUNKED once again #hndr_fa

IMA: "well, what a relief! day 44 came and went with no incident!"
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IMA: "you know what THAT means..."
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[TAKUMI WAS WRONG!]
TAKUMI: "nnh...!" *hic—* "y-you'll all see... on day 50.... i s-swear...."

william_ leonard@williamleonard· 26d

spent a night in london and YOU BET i just got this the morning it came out 🔥🔥🔥

john cowper powys - a glastonbury romance

william_ leonard@williamleonard· 28d

✅ photo evidence of the FBI still opening Vollmann's mail decades after he was a unabomber suspect lol

william t. vollmann - a table for fortune
"A package of Stasi documents copied by my researcher Eva Killinger, as it looked on arrival in 2019."

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jul 11

temporary host of my Table For Fortune preparatory reading... they don't make Tiny Bricks like this anymore lmao sturdiest damn 1500-page mass market paperback i ever saw!!

norman mailer - harlot's ghost

shoutout labyrinth books in princeton i miss it every day...

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jul 7

tired of terning paiges? we got you covered #paigespages

PAIGE: "ya know, your LIBRARY CARD gives you a lot more than just a buncha DEAD TREE SCROLLS! —we offer a STIMULATING selection of AUDIOBOOKS for the clinically distracted!"
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[ASMR 18+] Sexy Librarian Reads Titillating Victorian Detective Stories
[ASMR 18+] Lascivious Booklender Narrates Steamy Heian-Era Japanese Court Drama ("The Tale of Genji's Yandere Manservant")

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jul 6

shoutout to my fave firesign, 'Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers', such a normal and linear comedy album that the author has to draw diagrams like This to explain what the hell's going on:

jeremy braddock - firesign

stereo-diegetic map showing the transition from the Powerhouse Church to George Tirebiter's apartment (from Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers)

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jul 4

classic zodi comix from 2020... we all wish we could escape 😔 #akarichromedelight

ZODI: "man NOTHING beats a weekend away on a resort planet..."
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ROBOFISH: "YOU HAVE A MEETING"
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ZODI: "uh what gives!!! why am i back here"
ROBOFISH: "YOU WERE IN A SIMULATION"
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ZODI: "but i swear i was just on vac—"
ROBOFISH: "YOUR MEMORY WAS SIMULATED"
ZODI: "really?? i was having so much fun..."
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ZODI: "...actually nah it sucked"
ROBOFISH: "YOUR FUN WAS SIMULATED TOO"

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jul 4

zodi akari returns for a PSA :) #akarichromedelight

ZODI: "i-it's ok if you PIRATE our starships! we're glad you enjoy 'em...! —we'll hafta send our LEGAL FLOTILLA after you, but you'll get a good TEST DRIVE outrunning 'em..."

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jul 1

(stares up into the cosmos) 🥺 do you like my space girl oc Zodi Akari #akarichromedelight

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 27

cooked up some more #azumangadaioh Dream Shenanigans for yall... 💭

YUKARI: "it's time for another... NEW YEAR'S DREAM SPORTS FEST! —i hope you're well-restin'!"
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YUKARI: "let's warmup with some 200 LITER BUCKET-LIFTING!"
TOMO: "hah! easy!"
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TOMO: "WAUGH!! SNAKES!!!"
YUKARI: "DISQUALIFIED! WAKE UP!"
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TOMO: "damn. i gotta work on my TECHNIQUE."

YUKARI: "we teleport you to the CHIYOGLIDING event!!"
CHIYO: "yay!"
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YUKARI: "on your marks... LIFT-OFF!"
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OSAKA: "wahoooo!!!"
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CHIYO: "h... heavy..."
YOMI: "oh, come ON!"

KAGURA: "miss yukari, isn't it a bit too easy to CHEAT in a DREAM?"
OSAKA: "ah can grow all the arms ah need!"
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YUKARI: "hmm... if a CHALLENGE is what you crave..."
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YUKARI: "NIGHTMARE ROUND! run to the end of this SPOOKY CORRIDOR!"
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KAGURA: "nggh!! i c-can't MOVE—!"
OSAKA: "mah... legs're MOLASSES...."
YUKARI: "looks easier on TV, eh~?"

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 25

*KSSHHH* i read only good books. over *KSSHHH*

jeremy braddock - firesign: the electromagnetic history of everything as told on nine comedy albums

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 24

sorry i'm drunk but like this maybe #paigespages

PAIGE: "sorry your book won't be in 'til next month. here's an ACTIVITY PAGE while ya wait."
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PAIGE COMIX!
LIBRARY PATRON: "don'tcha give out BOOKMARKS round here?"
PAIGE: "hmmmmmnnn"
PAIGE: "maybe ask your mom. i mighta left one INSIDE her last night."
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help paige avoid OLD TRASH BOOKS and reach the TRUE LITERATURE inside the maze!
(moby-dick) ---- (crime and punishment) ---- (the recognitions) ---> (my eunuch is a werewolf!!)
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use scissors to cut out your own PAIGE JR. to keep at home!! (he will be hungry. feed him with meat.)
note: you will be cutting out the punchline of the comic on the other side. please read it first ok i worked hard on it.
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have fun, kids!

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 21

eito aotsuki comix #hndr_fa

EITO: "wow, takumi! what a gift! i've been meaning to reread the THESAURUS lately..."
TAKUMI: "um... what's there to read AGAIN...?"
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EITO: "it pays to know your language WELL, haha!"
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EITO: "you never know when it'll come in HANDY..."

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 19

magnifying girl #ameliaRT #inART

AMELIA: "hehe..."
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INA: "...do you need GLASSES?"
AMELIA: "nuh uh."

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 15

how the galaxy angel YTP is going

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 14

sports are happening!!! good thing i have an old hololive comic prepared for this occasion 👍 #ameliaRT #kfpicasso #inART #gawrt

[we return to... the HOLOLEAGUE! virtual soccer championship]
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KIARA: "GOOD GRAVY, that sure was a FIERY first half!! —japan and indonesia neck'n'neck, with scores a-plenty a-piece! —let's go to our PANEL for more!
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GURA: "huhaha, the IDs were ROCKIN'! i've never SEEN a header like ollie's!"
KIARA: "sure got the game ROLLIN', alrite!"
GURA: "and i never want to see it again."
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INA: "ah, it's all a bit HIGH-TEMPO for me... but the JPs have shown some magic!! —that NOEFURE tag team goal... oh my... they should have sent an artist~"
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KIARA: "looks like it's still ANYBODY'S game!! —and AMELIA!"
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KIARA: "...ame, what did we tell you about time-travelling to find out what happens."
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AMELIA: "...ohoho..."
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AMELIA: "you fools have NO idea....."
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AMELIA: "just wait until HAACHAMA comes on~"

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 7

the Ursa Major just wants to game bro quit embarrassing her... #galaxillust #stellarbearart

SANA: "guess who the SPACE TELESCOPE just caught~!"
POLARIS: "UGH, tell 'em to quit LOOKIN' at me up there..."
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SANA: "ya sure looked PIMPLIER 100 LIGHT-YEARS ago!"
POLARIS: "STOPPPPP bro i hadn't had all those SUPERNOVAS yetttttt"

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 4

kako merch coming to an academy near you!✨ #hndr_FA

NOZOMI: "thanks again for coming over, ima! no one ever joins me for TEA... except my PLUSHIES...."
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IMA: "my pleasure, miss kirifuji! no better way to try my new DEAR SISTER TEA SET! ♥"
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IMA: "not TOO full now... she'll get a TUMMY ACHE~"

william_ leonard@williamleonard· Jun 1

sakaki's 1st night in the astronomy club :) #azumangadaioh

KAORIN: "LOOK! LOOK!! the SPACE STATION'S passing over us!"
SAKAKI: "oh!"
KAORIN: "that tiny light..."
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SAKAKI: "...do we make a wish?"
KAORIN: "eh, i can't trust an ASTRONAUT with MINE."
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KAORIN: "—wait, WHERE'D IT GO?!"
SAKAKI: "maybe they're going to sleep..."
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CHIYO'S FATHER: "what a funny-tasting bird."

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 31

state of the Moriarty Corner 👍 (all basically more where the below came from...)

john moriarty - dreamtime; turtle was gone a long time, vols 1-3; night journey to buddh gaia; nostos

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 30

good ol nozomi hundredline and her Mystery Symptoms 🫶 #hndr_fa

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 28

i drew her as hiruko hundredline to cheer paige up 💛 #komosaic #paigespages #hndr_fa

HIRUKOMO: "i've survived 120 days in SODOM... what's a hundred MORE gonna do~?"
DARUPAIGE: "arf, arf, arf!" *bark* *bark* "GRRR!" (go away! no boys allowed in the yuri zone!)

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 25

my fav hundred line sprite pose (i clap and cheer whenever he hits it) #hndr_fa

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 23

a classic "AMELIA COMIX" from the Archives: reine learns why you can't leave too many watsons in the same room... #ameliart #reinessance

REINE: "oh, i'm SO glad you could take the time to be here, AMELIA..."
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REINE: "after all, cleaning the DRAWING ROOM will be no small feat! —but with the SIX of you, it will only be a TRIVIAL matter!" (i should've thought of this EARLIER!)
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REINE: "and hey, if you do well, who knows? i might get you to clean ALL my rooms! —wouldn't THAT be fun."
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REINE: "well, i'd LOVE to help you out, but i have SEVERAL important 'IDOL MEETINGS' to attend! —i'll be back whenever! GANBARE~!"
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AMELIA: "well uh, see ya reine."
REINE: "HAW HAW HAW...."

AMELIA 1: "...you missed a spot."
AMELIA 2: "i'll GET to it! you can't order yourself around..."
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AMELIA 1: "oh, but i CAN! i'm FURTHER ALONG than you are... respect your elders, LI'L SIS!"
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AMELIA 2: "you're not FROM here, though! doesn't count! —what are YOU doing in your timeline anyway... ACCOUNTING?"
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AMELIA 3: "HEY, don't knock accountants! we're the detectives of your TAX RETURNS!"
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AMELIA 1: "wouldn't get too cocky, PARTNER-IN-TIME.... what makes you think a DETECTIVE is all an amelia should be?"
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AMELIA 2: "i can PROVE it! let's settle this like interdimensional MEN!! —we'll find out who the TRUE 'amelia' is!!!"
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AMELIA 1: "you're houndin' for a GROUND-POUNDIN'.... you sure ya can HANDLE it?"
AMELIA 2: "BRING IT ON, GRANDMA!!"
AMELIA 4: "uh, aren't we CLEANING?"

REINE: "WELL! i can hear you're all working HARD! —i hope this round of TEA will suffice as payment—"
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AMELIAS: "NERF THIS, you MATERNAL INSULTS!" "i'm goin' on the TOP ROPE!!" "NO! don't go on the TOP ROPE!!" "stop hitting yourself!! stop hitting yourself!! AHAHAHAHA"
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REINE: "wh."
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AMELIA: "oh boy, is THIS when it happens? —lemme grab a view of this ACTION..."
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REINE: "WATSON!! i ORDER you to CONTROL your selves!!"
AMELIA: "and mess up the timeline? NO WAY!"
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AMELIA: "we're just getting started! this day has gone down in HISTORY...."
REINE: "... oh god..."

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 21

joyed to receive 2 of this century's most dazzling DIY prog records in the mail this week (gifted by Mr. Wippy himself 🙏).... i will be yelling abt this guy's kickass music til my dying day!!!!!

wippy bonstack - correct irregulars & tactile demons

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 19

i finally drew the Joker. #hndr_fa

[door slamming open.]
DARUMI: "KINO ALERT!!!!!!!!"
NOZOMI: "uh oh, darumi's back."
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DARUMI: "i found a VIDEO STORE out in the ruins... sellin' GRUESOME PARODIES of BELOVED KIDS' CLASSICS!"
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DARUMI: "whose childhood wants RUININ'~??"
NOZOMI: "hang on."
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NOZOMI: "i think that's just, an ACTUAL bloodstain. on a normal dvd."
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DARUMI: "BWEEEH!! my childhood was ALREADY ruined anyway...."

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 15

maybe next timeline #ameliart

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 12

drew fanart of the sequel stream where normal!paige visits blob!paige in prison (who has changed her name to Jessica and wants child support)

JESSICA: "well, well, well."
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JESSICA: "look at what the cat dragged in."
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JESSICA: "is that, —my FATHER, —that i see?"
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JESSICA: "is that my... PAPA?"
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JESSICA: "PAPA??"

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 12

that's my oshi !!! 💛

william_ leonard@williamleonard· May 11

100 years ago you could get published in the Big Five by reading your book aloud to the publisher's mom 👍