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The Mighty Willtor

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Not actually Godzilla (sorry). Married to the indomitable @erinleiserson.bsky.social.

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The Mighty Willtor@willtor· 16d

No more trash-talking capitalism. If Wyatt Koch can make it, so can you.

Wyatt Koch in a hideous collared shirt he designed, depicting bags of money.

Over-the-shoulder shot of Wyatt, drawing an embarrassingly bad picture of a person wearing a shirt he's designing. My young children draw better than this.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· 28d

Top picture: Ozzy singing.

Bottom picture: Still photo from My Girl, where the distressed girl is standing over the open casket of the boy.

Top Text: Generals gathered in their masses.

Bottom Text: He can't see without his glasses.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jul 13

Somehow, I don't think he's talking about people that need healthcare or an end to being terrorized by ICE.

Tweet by raandy: dems are gonna look themselves in the mirror, take a deep breath and tell themselves 'we gotta get more racist'

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jul 12

Really living into this:

Yu-Gi-Oh meme: "Don't speak ill of the dead" on one card, rebuffed with a card that says, "Don't be a piece of shit while you're alive."

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jul 10

Out on the town, having the time of my life with Mitch McConnell. He's just out of frame, laughing, too.

Nathan Fielder meme where he's pictured laughing. The standard meme is that he's "out with friends; they're all just out of frame, laughing too."

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jul 1

Mine is really ergonomic. If you're thinking of getting cucked on the regular, your back will thank me.

One of those super-weird ergonomic chairs with no back that costs like $500.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jun 27

Kelsey Grammer in a swimming pool holding a baby and kissing it on the back of the head. The baby's head has been photoshopped to be another Kelsey Grammer.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jun 15

Temu Curly.

Joe Rogan in front of the Whitehouse. His suit is ill-fitting, his tie, too short, and he generally looks like a mess.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jun 11

When you're talking to a neurotypical person.

Russel Crowe, from the movie, Gladiator. He's holding a gladius and shouting, "Are you not into trains!?"

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jun 4

Old square guy walking past graffiti promoting anarchy. He says, "This is what the kids call 'BASED.'"

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jun 2

One of my kids and I decided to send a mission to Minmus with THREE Kerbals!

Three Kerbals, having planted a flag, standing in front of their lander on Minmus.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· May 24

Original series Star Trek title card with the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The title says, "Somebody with better aim needs a turn."

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· May 23

Title suggested by my 7yo:

Wide shot of the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The title reads, "Zoom from Ten to One."

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· May 11

"I can excuse racism..." meme with the text altered:
"I can excuse Liz Cheney, but I draw the line at MTG."
"You can excuse Liz Cheney?"

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· May 8

After a full eight...

Kyle MacLachlan as Paul Atreides, dressed as the Duke's son.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Apr 30

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

A man is clutching his heart and a woman kneels next to him, saying, "Any doctor here?" A passer-by says, "I'm a doctor! What's going on?" She says, "A heart attack!" He replies, "I'm a doctor of Computer Science." She says, "He's going to die!" He says, "OldMan.setHealth("100%");"

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Apr 26

Dril tweet: and another thing: I'm not mad. Please don't put in the paper that I got mad.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Apr 11

Melania's press conference:

Mike Ginn tweet: My "Not involved in human trafficking" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Mar 15

Perennial:

Gritty is the Way (@Gritty20202) tweets: 'Landlords provide housing like scalpers provide concert tickets' is my new favorite analogy.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Mar 10

The architect of 9/11, according to Newsmax:

Zohran Mamdani as a little child.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Mar 9

A man in a tattered suit sits in front of a small fire, speaking to children in tattered clothes: "Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Feb 21

"Hard to swallow pills" meme in which a hand is holding a bottle of pills and another points at the text: "Hard to swallow pills."

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Feb 5

No tf we are not.

Article headline: We're all in the Epstein files (featuring Ross Douthat)

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Feb 2

The Pitt is a show about the life and times of Brad Pitt.

Norman Rockwell's "Freedom of Speech" painting with the man standing and speaking his truth and everyone looking on with interest.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jan 16

Meme based on the "not what I'm called" template. Data, from Star Trek: The Next Generation, arrives and says, "Hey guys." Dr. Pulaski replies, "Data!" Data says, "Not what I'm called."

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jan 14

Tweet by Gareth: "I won't back down." - Tom Petty

"I may readjust my stance if you have a convincing argument." - Tom Reasonable

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jan 5

Composite of a top and bottom picture. Top: The Venezuelan presidential palace. Bottom: The info graphic used to show Saddam Hussein's hiding spot when he was located. It's labeled with an air vent and fan.

The composition is made to look like his hiding place is beneath the Venezuelan presidential palace.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Jan 2

Anime girl is standing, crying. The text next to her says, "Yeah, I may be racist, but you were mean and that's worse."

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Dec 22

Star Trek predicted mewing/looksmaxxing among disaffected young men.

Toral, son of Duras, from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

The Mighty Willtor@willtor· Dec 7

"Enshittification" doesn't seem like a strong enough word when the original product wasn't that great.

Tweet: OpenAI ready to roll out ads in ChatGPT responses.

Quote-Tweet: Some poor 5th grade teacher, grading the worst WW2 paper ever turned in when it suddenly starts talking about World of Tanks and Nord VPN for no reason.