Wing Writing

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Wing Writing@wingwriting· Jul 18

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Jun 25

I was raised on these streets.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Feb 2

"Are you winning, son?"

A Norman Rockwell painting ("Freedom of Speech") in which a man in a brown jacket with a paper rolled up in the pocket—at what appears to be a town hall meeting—stands with all eyes on him, & gazing upward with an expression of idealistic determination, makes a declaration.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Dec 31

“We should start a new social media app. One for just this meme. The image will attach itself to every post automatically. And everyone who wants to keep doing the meme wrong can go do it over there.”

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Dec 9

“There needs to be a conversation between image & text—a TENSION. The joke isn’t ‘Everyone’s doing a thing so Imma do it too!’ The joke is the desperate tones of its media; It BEGINS there then evolves in further conversations with previous iterations. Aping it outside its themes dilutes the juice!”

Girl Explaining Meme: a young woman at a concert stands pressed up against a young man at a concert, yelling into his ear and gesturing dramatically, as if to express something of vital importance, as the vacant-faced young man stares sightlessly into the middle distance.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Dec 9

"This meme only works when the declaration above my image is somewhat mundane, & apropos of nothing, yet its expression is elevated and a little self righteous. Just slapping my picture under some opinion you have, isn't anything."

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Nov 29

“Am I the only one who sees Clive Owen peaking out from my 4:00?”

The Norman Rockwell painting where a man in a brown jacket with a paper rolled up in the pocket—at what appears to be a town hall meeting—stands with all eyes on him, & gazing upward with an expression of idealistic determination, makes a declaration.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Nov 24

A movie that takes place were you are from. (Pretty much all mine centre on the same 16-day period.)

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Sep 28

If you see this post a bridge.

Movie poster for the film Star Trek Generations.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Aug 3

If we’re going to do grammar, let’s do grammar.

A movie theater screen prominently displaying a horse.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Jul 27

You’re posting this on a social media, and the artist’s signature has an @ symbol in it. If you post this & believe the message, you’ve gotta recognize that you’re a part of the problem.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Jul 4

Holy crap, I Just saw your post, then I walk into a coffee shop and see this.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Jun 15

The only king I acknowledge.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· May 30

Fictional Character Match Quiz: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac... (I think this really just proves I have a pretty high opinion of myself.)

Wing Writing@wingwriting· May 20

In honour of the great (& now late 😢) George Wendt, I'm going to share this one more time.

Meme comprised of three stacked images:

Image 1: The Witch-King from Return of the King. Text: NO ARM CAN SLAY ME.

Image 2: The next shot of the film, after Eowyn’s removed her helmet—only Norm Peterson’s face (with a near-identical expression) has been pasted over hers in the image. Text: I AM NORM.

Image 3: The following shot in the film in which Eowyn stabs the Witch-King in his face—only Norm Peterson raising his beer in “cheers” has been pasted over her in the image, making it appear that his salute has slain the villain.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Mar 26

Does anyone else see this cat and *immediately* recognize it as the one whose back half is on the cover of The Revisionaries by A.R. Moxon?

A Bluesky post with a cat meme:
- “Cats are filled with many pleasant sounds.”
- A picture of a cat (same stock image used on the cover of The Revisionaries) saying “JORP!”

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Mar 16

Really, booze just makes it too hard to read the tiny text in the impact crater of these nested posts.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Mar 16

if you see this, post your green art 🌿

A colossal tortoise (approximately 1 km tall), augmented with cybernetic technology (including a military base & a frightening looking death ray) laying waste to an ordinary city.

This is how the world ends.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Mar 14

Could be worse.

The “This is Fine” dog meme. In the second panel he says, “So I made a funny meme, like, 3 weeks ago.”

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Mar 14

Sorry everyone, male fashion peaked here

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Mar 9

The two wolves inside of me.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Mar 7

Simon Petrikov = Trent Crimm

Simon Petrikov, as seen in the animated series, Fiona and Cake (Formerly Adventure Time's Ice King): A middle aged, bespecticled man in a blazer, whose dark hair--streaked with white--hangs shoulder length over a warm olive complexion.

Trent Crimm from Ted Lasso (formerly from the Independent: A middle aged, bespecticled man in a blazer, whose dark hair--streaked with white--hangs shoulder length over a warm olive complexion.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Feb 14

Posting hole.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Feb 12

Things can always get dumber.

Lord of the Rings Meme:

Panel 1: The Witch King: “NO ARM CAN KILL ME.”

Panel 2: Norm Peterson’s face pasted over Arwen: “I AM NORM.”

Panel 3: Norm slaying the Witch King with a raised glass.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Feb 12

Mooooon.

The same moon picture as op, only with a cow pasted into the field.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Feb 11

I haven't done this in a VERY long minute (& likely won't again soon), but you should read one of my books. Folks generally like them. www.amazon.com/stores/Adam-...

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Dec 7

News is. Cody is. Katy is. News is. Warmbo is. Warmbo is. Warmbo. Warmbo is. Warmbo is Katy. Warmbo is Cody. Warmbo is. Warmbo is news. Warmbo is. @codyjohnston.bsky.social (5/5)

Zoomed back further, it becomes apparent that Warmbo is much larger than previously understood. His sinewy stalk rises up, growing thicker and thicker, before winding around and down. Two glowing craters dripping spattered with and dripping a creamy liquid interrupt his flowing form. From these craters extend huge tentacle-like appendages. (These are near transparent at the base but quickly but quickly solidify into the same rippling yellow stalks as Warmbo’s main body.

One of these tentacles winds down and, changing to a deep blue color to become Cody’s news platform. The other tentacle lifts high into the air and stretches far into the background to hang down as Katy’s home office.

In the distance, in letters barely large enough to make out, Katy says: “I sold your gums this morning, but I bought you some plumber’s putty to put in your mouth.”

Warmbo says, “Mr. Cody?”

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Dec 7

The best team in news. @codyjohnston.bsky.social (4/5)

Zoomed back further, Warmbo's long body extends further and fades back to his yellow skin tone, even as it becomes sinewy, fluid, and thick.

In the background, a woman, Katy Stoll is now visible. She appears to to sit in a on the exterior of a hanging bulb made up to look like the wall of a household office. She too is made to look like she's sitting behind a desk, but the bulb ends immediately under the desk leaving no room for human legs.

Katy says in tiny, distant letters: "I need you to drink a glass of screws."

Still staring forward, Cody says: "Do you even news?"

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Dec 7

You thought Warmbo was a puppet. @codyjohnston.bsky.social (3/5)

Zoomed back, Cody and Warmbo aren't what they seemed.

Cody grows out of some sort of green stalk (where his pelvis should be), which rises up out of a pool of creamy liquid (with ears of corn bobbing within). The appears to be on some sort of semi-organic elevated platform which molds itself into a news desk and backdrop.

Warmbo's body extends into a long tube that moves away from Cody, off to the right, disappearing out of frame. His rumpled shirt covers all the visible tube body. In places it appears to be soaked with, and is dripping more of the same creamy liquid.

Wing Writing@wingwriting· Dec 7

The News Man you can Choose, man. @codyjohnston.bsky.social (2/5)