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nathan@wiseposter· 26d

this is the first image i found and lol

salt man with aforementioned business item

nathan@wiseposter· 28d

i captured it after it enjoyed a treat, and bade it return to the field, whereupon it did listen

nathan@wiseposter· Jul 12

Just throw some dogs on the grill!

nathan@wiseposter· Jul 12

i found that file for you

nathan@wiseposter· Jul 4

BBC
https://www.bbc.co.uk › news > wor..
What Zuckerberg's goat tells us about tech...
The revelation that Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg had fed cold goat killed by his own hand to Twitter founder Jack Dorsey w...

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nathan@wiseposter· Jun 17

this part gets me every time

[much later] Step 8: Recover. As you can imagine, holding a bare blade is pretty uncomfortable, especially using a bare blade to cut about 60 linear feet of
cardboard. An actual knife to hold the blade would have been nice, but for this version I am trying to remain respectful to people who might not have the money to buy a knife, or the storage space to keep a full size knife.

nathan@wiseposter· Jun 13

today i learned people are killing themselves electrifying wood to burn lichtenberg figures www.woodturner.org/Woodturner/R...

a lichtenberg figure in resin image from wiki here https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:PlanePair2.jpg#mw-jump-to-license

nathan@wiseposter· Jun 12

i'm good. i'll just die whenever. no problem.

Those who live longer® sleep differently than ordinary people...more

nathan@wiseposter· Jun 9

shit like this 4 second video playing at 10x speed, with a fat paragraph of 3pt font

nathan@wiseposter· Jun 4

i tried looking for images to understand what it was, but their site has ai garbage with fake images that do not include the product

Turn Your Microwave Into a Crunch Machine with
[dogshit seeming product]
6/3/2026 • 1 min read

nathan@wiseposter· Jun 3

hey heres a piece of shit that fits your style. 3pt font in the corner "actually you can infer it means point of sale"

A POS that fits your flow and grows with you.
then a button saying
Get [Company]

nathan@wiseposter· Jun 1

the Best268(?) restaurant's fake wisteria hanging garden; racecar-bed ass style; on astroturf represents the apotheosis of Burger Luxury

nathan@wiseposter· May 31

unbothered, moisturized in a cocoon of my sap lunch, thriving

froghopper nymph from warren photography https://www.warrenphotographic.co.uk/03264-froghopper-nymph

nathan@wiseposter· May 27

saw yo mamma at the store

nathan@wiseposter· May 26

jawbroken @jawbroken
November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bouz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone
4:19 AM - 7 Nov 2010

nathan@wiseposter· May 24

other day i was looking at growing native lupines; several sets of leaves had caught and retained a single drop of rain in the very center

not my pic (havent downloaded from real camera i took with yet) but lupine leaves similar to the ones i saw. you gotta imagine the dew

nathan@wiseposter· May 23

The Ideal Mind

The Buckethead persona came to be when Carroll saw the 1988 slasher film Halloween 4 and was inspired by the film. He went out right after seeing it and bought a Michael Myers-like white mask. The bucket idea came later that night while eating chicken:
[14]

I was eating it, and I put the mask on and then the bucket on my head.
I went to the mirror. I just said,
'Buckethead. That's Buckethead right there.' It was just one of those things. After that, I wanted to be that thing all the time.
-Buckethead, 1996, Guitar Player
Magazine (5]

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nathan@wiseposter· May 21

i agree but i have to mention the major league baseball translation there to myself every time i think of the language. a delight

nathan@wiseposter· May 17

nathan@wiseposter· May 15

im still pissed we did not get the honda e

nathan@wiseposter· May 14

this looks like an ai generated bullshit ripping off VW ID buzz headlights/proportions. i like the id buzz looks tho

nathan@wiseposter· May 14

it's crazy to see him cited there for call me by my name, too. coe begs songwriter to add more stereotypical country stuff IN THE SONG

Recitation:
Well, a friend of mine named steve goodman wrote that song
And he told me it was the perfect country and western song
I wrote him back a letter and I told him it was not the perfect country and western song because he hadn't said anything at all about mama, Or trains, Or trucks, Or prison, Or getting' drunk
Well he sat down and wrote another verse to the
song
And he sent it to me, And after reading it,
I realized that my friend had written the perfect Country and western song
And I felt obliged to include it on this album
The last verse goes like this here:
Well, I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got run ned over by a damned old train

nathan@wiseposter· May 14

david allen coe cited in replies, for a song he didnt even write (which is admitted in the lyrics!) is something. guy had a lot of this man

David Allan Coe
Son of the South
man kissing baby all draped in Confederate Flag

nathan@wiseposter· May 13

it's from BONAP, amazing site in the old simple internet style. here's their key page screenshotted

The Biota of North America
Program
North American Plant Atlas
STATE COLOR KEY
Map Color Key:
COUNTY COLOR KEY

In some cases, individual species maps will have multiple colors regarding nativity [e.g., Chenopodium album, dark olive green (native), orange (native historic), teal (adventive), and also dark navy blue (exotic)]. This map suggests that in various U.S. states, at least one infraspecific taxon of the species complex is native, another is exotic, a third is adventive and the fourth rare.
Once published, the Floristic Synthesis will show state-level nativity and rarity for each infraspecific taxon, however, for this website, we have provided only full species-level maps.
We only have TWO state-background-colors, dark green (native) and dark blue (exotic). If a species is NATIVE TO THE North American continent, state-background color is dark green, IF EXOTIC, state background color is dark blue. All other colors including; teal, yellow, pink, red, black, etc., pertain to nativity of the individual state and its counties.
Therefore, the state-background color of the map for Chasmanthium latifolium in Wisconsin is dark green, indicating native to NORTH AMERICA. BUT!), the single county occurrence of the species in Wisconsin is TEAL colored, indicating that in Wisconsin, the species is adventive.
For comparison, take a look at BONAP's map of Ginkgo biloba. This species is EXOTIC to North America, indicated by the dark blue background color of the map. Notice the lighter blue colors of the individual counties, indicating presence only there within each state.

nathan@wiseposter· May 13

if you live anywhere bluish on this map & like birds or butterflies, learn to pull garlic mustard (see eg extension.psu.edu/garlic-mustard)

the bastard garlic mustard alliaria petiola

nathan@wiseposter· May 13

@jlp.systems i found your wordstyle of threatened native plant

= WIKIPEDIA#
Gamochaeta purpurea
Article Talk
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Gamochaeta purpurea, the purple cudweed, purple everlasting, or spoonleaf purple everlasting, is a plant native to North America. (1)
Gamochaeta purpurea

nathan@wiseposter· May 13

i really like how food invented a long time ago didn't have to have good names