🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️

@witch-sec

Her Majesty the King She/They Lurker Medievalist Painfully awkward I do the security stuff. I'd rather be on stage in a unicorn suit because I'm shy.

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🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· 11d

It's just got to smell eye watering in the White House, like, ALL the time.

Stick figure with a cat covering his eyes

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· 18d

My dudes.

A frog in Edwardian garb with white text that says, "Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure I inform you that today is Wednesday."

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Jul 15

I took a picture of the spider on my herb tower and accidentally set it to long exposure. So now I have an image of a spider, and an image of a spider playing "Ace of Spades" in double time. #arachnid

A more clear image of a blue green spider in a web in the center. The image has a brown angled streak on the left, a white strip of light down the middle, and a black space on the right. Around the edge is the outline of a spiderweb.

A blurry image of a blue green spider in a web. The image has a brown angled streak on the left, a white strip of light down the middle, and a black space on the right. Around the edge is the faint outline of a spiderweb.

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Jul 7

Good to see the Nazi tattoo guy is getting to see his chickens come home to roost. A tad nonplussed that it's only just *now.*

Parody on a clip from the comedy, "Community" A blonde woman saying, "I can excuse Nazism but I draw the line at rape allegations," and a Black woman saying, "You can excuse Nazism?"

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Jun 25

I saw today's Discourse about quantum computing and once again I am compelled to tap the sign.

Picture of a conference slide created by computer science icon Peter Gutmann with blue background and white text that says "Re-examining the Physics Experiment (ctd)" and under it reads, " when you see the latest announcement of a quantum breakthrough, don't say "we're all going to die!" Do say "where did they cheat this time?" (Easiest to wait a week or two for someone else to analyze it and point out the holes)"

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Jun 21

Happy Father's Day to all the Dads!

A still image from the movie Young Frankenstein showing Gene Wilder in his doctor coat and Peter Boyle with a blue face as The Monster, being hugged

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· May 5

Does a body good!

A purple can with a yellow banana and piece of chocolate with the print saying "Woodstock Organic Banana Water" in front of an open fridge in the background

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Feb 14

Someone tell my why Jinx Monsoon is a perfect Siren?

Painting on a skateboard deck of an underwater being in pale blue tones with her hair floating above her head. And she looks like Jinx Monsoon.

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Feb 12

Same energy.

Post from @notabigjerk "I'm not falling for that hot take. That's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. I refuse to participate in that kind of perversion."

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Feb 7

Post your favorite Lord of the rings character. Wrong answers only.

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Jan 3

Meme about a medieval youtube show interrupted by stupid influencers with restrictive food plans

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Jan 3

We got a record player for the holidays to replace an older one we've had for decades. So we went album shopping today! This is first on my list to make the kids listen to it with me. #CivilDisobedience

Blue album cover. In white text in upper left it says "Henry David Thoreau" and across the bottom in the same font, "Read by Archibald MacLeish" and in the center in larger red font it says, "Civil Disobedience"

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Dec 28

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Nov 18

#trump #clinton #bj

Pic of a grinning Bill Clinton with text superimposed that reads, "I'm saying, if Bill Clinton would just respond to a reporter with, 'Well a gentleman never kisses and tells," I think he would heal the world."

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Nov 15

It all makes sense now. Trump wasn't throwing a Gatsby party. He was actually throwing a July 4th Party, circa 1921. Understandable mistake.

Still shit from The Shining where the guy in the dog suit is kneeling on the floor in front of a man in a business suit. There's a caption above them that says, "Leaked photo of Trump and Bubba," which is a reference to an email in the Epstein files referring to Trump blowing Bill Clinton.

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Sep 28

This shit right here. Can I say how much I hate that it works? And works really well? I don't do daytime cold decongestants since there's no active ingredients that work on the market. So I looked for something new. It's essentially shooting salty seltzer up the nose. But it fucking works.

Picture of a blue can with a cartoon nose surrounded by pale blue mist. It says Breathe Right Sparkling Saline"

🕯️🧿Meag🧿🕯️@witch-sec· Sep 17

Since I have apparently lost friends over this, I will say it the fuck again, and with my whole chest - We reap what we sow. Don't live an abhorrent life if you don't want your ugly stories to be part of your legacy. And for those judging me for not mourning - go clutch your pearls elsewhere.