This millennial trans girl simulator is so realistic.

For no particular reason, here’s this headline and a reminder to my friends in Oregon that open carry switchblades are 100% legal. A belt holster is enough for it to not be considered concealed.

What’s that line about how climate change is a series of disaster photos that get closer and closer to you? This is a wildfire about two blocks from my house.

Dads referring to their trans daughters.

Curious what @whysharksmatter.bsky.social has to say about these. They seem fun and for a good cause, but the involvement of shark week puts me off tremendously.

I was trying to figure that out too. Might be rings for the trees of Jurai? That would be a fitting contrast for them, as Ayeka seems very traditionally Juraian, and Sasami is culturally more of an earthling in a lot of ways. I also like Ayeka looking a bit less formal, like she’s relaxed somewhat.

Gotta be this mf right here.

Show me a picture that captures your essence

Then don’t make it that way? Corporate tech has fully lost its mind, they’re all so far removed from what people actually want or can afford. Which is fine, cause I have no interest in the current landscape of games anyway. You know what doesn’t have micro transactions? This mf right here.

Brother, I would sooner die.

Wow just watched Sleepaway Camp 1 & 2 for the first time today and unfortunately both these performances got me absolutely dead to rights.

Come on dude, no it isn’t.

How I’m trying to spend my last day off after having a buuuuuusy month.

You: “I don’t think I’d enjoy Frasier, the jokes are just too high brow and clever.” Frasier:

Funniest volume of Chainsaw Man so far, and somehow also the most devastatingly real.

Happy pride to all the non canon giants upon whose shoulders we stand.

You genuinely have to be joking me. I feel like I’m hallucinating. #H2SH2

Oh nooooooo, another hot af selfie! Stop, how did that get there, I’m so sorry!

I need you all to know that despite my infrequent posting, I’m still hot as fuck.

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Already did the BK logo gag like a year ago, and I didn’t need an image generator, cause I had a pre-owned ipad and untreated mental illness.

Learned how to pick up three popcorn kernels simultaneously with chop sticks by watching how crows stack crackers in order to carry as many as possible in their mouths at one time. Nature truly is our greatest teacher.

Being an adult is so sick. Literally no one can stop you from doing shit like this to your walls.

This is a renaissance painting.

Local friends, enjoy your Monday nights while you can! Next month, two Bend, OR staples are coming together to make them so much worse. Tin Pan Theater and Pegasus Books cruelly demand your presence at four mystery film presentations. We promise blood, exploitation, and me, your heartless hostess!

When did your obsession with hot toxic women begin?

If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand thousand times. Rumiko Takahashi is the world’s greatest living cartoonist. Not the best manga artist. Not the best woman. Simply the best to ever do it.