W. Keith Tims

@wkeithtims

Writer, Voice Actor, Director, Audio Drama Producer The Book of Constellations, The Love Talker, An Invisible Sun, Anticrastination (he/him)

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W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· 25d

My #horror micro-fiction audio project ROOMS launches next week. Here's some of the artwork that goes with each 2-min creepy segment. You can experience ROOMS on my Patreon. Free members, too! patreon.com/wkeithtims #audiofiction #audiodrama #fiction #humanmade

A fountain of two hands grasping a sphere with water dripping from them.

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jul 8

Meet Kip, voiced by yours truly! A former radio personality, Kip is desperate to find success before time runs out. Listen to Anticrastination on your fav #podcast app! anticrastination.fyi #audiofiction #audiodrama #comedy #fiction #indie

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jul 6

Anticrastination Ep9 is out today as the hilarious train wreck of a #podcast continues. You might know every ep starts with a fake ad, but are you also listening to the credits? They're funny too! Here's @audandrews.bsky.social ! #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #comedy anticrastination.fyi

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jul 3

Today I invite you to think about the value #art adds to your life and encourage you to support the #artists who make it! And one ham-handed segue later, join my Patreon! Even at the free level! patreon.com/wkeithtims #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #patreon #horror

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jul 1

Meet Dr. Tad Greason, the #podcast guest who stays too long, voiced by the resplendent @davidault.co.uk. Listen to the #comedy #audiodrama Anticrastination on pod apps everywhere! anticrastination.fyi #audiofiction #fiction #anticrastination

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 30

This is the "hi" mark, from www.artistsu.org/human-intell... It means: “This work was conceived, developed, and constructed by human intelligence only.” For the record, I do not use Generative #AI or #LLMs for any of my work in any phase. #GenAI is plagiarism, full stop. Support #human #art.

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 29

Did you know that Anticrastination ep7 is out today? Did you know that Officer Bean voiced by @andysaysit.bsky.social joins the show? Did you know it's a Staff Pick on Amazon Music? Did you know you can listen right now? anticrastination.fyi #audiofiction #audiodrama #comedy #podcast #fiction

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 24

Get to know Magnus, everyone's favorite audio tech from Anticrastination, the #audiofiction #comedy. Voiced by the wondrous @erikransom.bsky.social, Magnus feels stuck in his job when he wants to do more with his life. On #podcast apps! anticrastination.fyi #audiodrama #fiction

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 23

Do you get writer's block? Are you a plotter or a pantser? Inquiring minds want to know! #writing #writers #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #horror #microfiction

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 22

Anticrastination the #comedy #audiodrama is a FEATURED STAFF PICK on AMAZON MUSIC! Kip, DeeDee & Magnus are just as shocked as I am. Listen to their reaction! And then listen to the show on Amazon Music! music.amazon.com/podcasts/88c... #audiofiction #fiction #podcast

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 21

Who likes stickers? Anyone who joins my Patreon between now and the end of July can get a free sticker pack featuring my shows! alienghostrobot.com/patreon #audiodrama #audiofiction #patreon #stickers #fiction #podcast #storytelling

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 18

Feed Drop! Check out the #comedy Madison on the Air! Modern-day Madison gets zapped into old-time radio shows & the riffs begin! I interviewed Chrisi Talyn Saje way back in the day. Recommended! @madisonstandish.bsky.social / madisonontheair.com #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #fiction

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 17

Get to know DeeDee in Anticrastination, the #audiofiction #comedy on #podcast apps everwhere! Voiced by the astounding @shereewichard.bsky.social, DeeDee struggles with staying focused, keeping positive, and finding a purpose in her life. anticrastination.fyi #audiodrama #fiction

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 16

Starting a new #scifi story and sometimes the plausibility matters. Get behind the scenes stuff and listen to all my #audiofiction projects ad-free on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/c/wkeithtims #audiodrama #writing #sciencefiction #astrophysics #fiction

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 15

Anticrastination Episode 5 is out today! There's a huge twist that none of the characters saw coming. Allow me to explain in the nerdiest way possible! Are you listening? anticrastination.fyi #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #fiction #podcast

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jun 8

Thank you, Shipwrecked Librarian, whoever you are! Now where's my bottle of scotch? If you haven't been listening to #Anticrastination, now's a great time to jump in. Ep 4 is out and things really start falling apart! #audiofiction #audiodrama #fiction #comedy #podcast anticrastination.fyi

A 5-star review. "Anticrastination gives productivity podcasts the treatment that WKRP gave FM radio. If Ron Burgundy and Karen Walker grabbed a bottle of scotch and blew off work, this would be the result. Add it to your queue now."

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· May 24

Big shout out to the @fictionpodcastwkly.bsky.social for sharing our launch announcement. It's tomorrow! anticrastination.fyi And if you love #audiofiction you need to subscribe to this newsletter. Quality stuff! fiction-podcast-weekly.beehiiv.com #podcast #audiodrama #fiction #newsletter

Anticrastination launches on the 25th of May. Kip and DeeDee try to reinvent themselves as they make a podcast about reaching goals and getting organized. When a guest expert stays longer than planned, things go horribly and hilariously wrong.

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· May 13

Hey hey, we're in @fableandfolly.bsky.social 's newsletter! Launching May 25. And check out Fable & Folly for a host of fantastic audio fiction! fableandfolly.com #podcast #comedy #fiction #fableandfolly #audiofiction #audiodrama #indie

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Mar 20

"Dream Job" is a sonic experiment made thru a collab. of talented #audiodrama creators. I was happy to contribute. We're doing it as part of @podcasthon.bsky.social to raise money for @trevorproject.bsky.social. Listen on your fav #podcast app and support the charity! #audiofiction #dream #sleep

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Mar 19

We have finished principal recording on Anticrastination! Thanks to all my cast for terrific performances. For updates, follow me on social media & join the mailing list at alienghostrobot.com ! #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #comedy #fiction #anticrastination

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Mar 5

The Queen of Bolivia sticker joins the others on the back of my laptop, along with ones for my other shows, plus two others. Can you tell what they are? #audiodrama #audiofiction #podcast #indie #fiction

A laptop back with various stickers from audiodramas on it. The featured sticker depicts a jeweled crown with fancy script lettering reading "I am the Queen of Bolivia!" and anticrastination.fyi

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Mar 3

From the Spotify comments on my show The Book of Constellations: I dunno, for some people the mere existence of a #trans character means the author is 'forcing' politics on them. #audiodrama #audiofiction #transrights #podcast #fiction

A Spotify review to the podcast "The Book of Constellations".

Ryan Godfrey: I am leaving this post simply because I can. Everyone’s opinions are their own and as a result of that we have diversity in the world! My question though is Why do we need to bring Trans and LBGT alphabet soup into everything? And before you judge me I discussed this episode with some gay friends of mine and they found it an unnecessary plight to gain more followers given the current movements being advertised today….. Forcing it into the spotlight takes away from the intimacy of being who you R

The Book of Constellations: I wrote this story to talk about many injustices. I included a trans character because trans people are still facing oppression and hate 4 years after I wrote this. The US govt has gutted health care for them. Kansas just invalidated their driver's licenses. The White House calls them terrorists. They face assault, abuse, and discrimination for simply existing. One day I hope trans issues won't be controversial, but that is not today. I didn't force this issue into the story. I chose it.

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Mar 2

You know production is going well when the puppets come out. Puppet version of #Anticrastination when? #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #comedy #podcast

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Feb 11

Unexpected sociopolitical commentary in my recording session? It's more likely than you think! Outtake from another Anticrastination rec session, with @shereewichard.bsky.social, @erikransom.bsky.social , and @davidault.co.uk #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #fiction #fictionpodcast

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Feb 3

Anticrastination just finished its Kickstarter campaign and is already in production! Here's a behind-the-scenes clip from our recording session today. Or should I say, a little bit of it? #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #fictionpodcast #anticrastination

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jan 30

Your Anticrastination Tip of the Week featuring Candy Girl and the importance of friends! We're funded! We made it and we're so grateful! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #comedy #funny #fictionpodcast #gratitude

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jan 29

Sometimes you need someone to tell you you're awesome, valid, and accomplished. Better than that, you need PROOF! You can get a CERTIFICATE saying so when you back our #comedy #audiodrama #Kickstarter! 3 days left! Almost funded! Come join us! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #podcast #fiction

A certificate with a gold seal. The seal has the words "You are valid!" on it. Text reads: anticrastination.fyi. Certified Anticrastinator. Be it known to all that Your Name is someone who gets things done, makes things happen, and is just plain awesome! So treat them right! Signed by DeeDee Dedina, host, and Kip Knight, host.

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jan 28

Anticrastination is brought to you in part by Qweltrisor, the twice daily suppository for treating mild to moderate That Thing You Have. To hear more #funny fake ads, help bring our show over the #Kickstarter finish line! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #comedy #podcast #indie

A fake advertisement for a medicine. Three large green and white capsules. Text reads: If you suffer from That Thing You Have, ask your medical provider about... Qweltrisor (Qweloxidene Monothyaminifluorfranginib). Don't let That Thing You Have stop you for doing Things. Do Things Again Better with Qweltrisor.* Because Life Is. *Qweltrisor may not be legal in your area. Do not use if you have allergies to anything or are in close contact with horses, mules, zebras, or donkeys. Qweltrisor is not intended to treat things you don't have; use under the supervision of a trained arborist.

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jan 27

Will you be our Lucky Charm and bring us much Cheer-ios and show we're not a bunch of Corny Flakes? Look, it's the last week of the #Kickstarter, I'm running out of puns! Please help! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiofiction #audiodrama #podcast #comedy #indie #fictionpodcast #funny

A section of a script. DEEDEE: Please Kippie! We've already started, let's just roll with it! KIP: Deedee, we want to sound like a professional podcast here. You know, like Serial? DEEDEE: Cereal? What kind of cereal? I like the frosted kinds but too much sugar. Underneath is written: Anticrastination. A Comedy of Desperation. bit.ly/anticrastination

W. Keith Tims@wkeithtims· Jan 26

Final week of #fundraising! We're so close! Help bring a show that's funny, frantic, and heartfelt (with a big twist in the middle) to life! Plus your Anticrastination Tip of the Week! bit.ly/anticrastina... #audiodrama #audiofiction #fiction #podcast #indie #comedy #fictionpodcast #kickstarter