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Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· 23d

90s yearbook picture style photo edit of the Philly Phanatic despairing, screaming at the sky, punching the ground, throwing a temper tantrum. Dramatic red and white WordArt style text on top: SCORE SOME RUNS

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· 27d

my very round black cat Duck lying on her side on a white carpet with splotches of yellow and red. she is licking her paw, pointy claws flexed.

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· 27d

I have once again played myself

screenshot of a (very verbose)tool that has been going around Bluesky that shows you how many times you have said phrases that are unique to your account. I have a few unique ones - 'inner boom box', 'family shenanigans thread', and 'certified uncle texts' all show up 3x amongst my posts. the post above, however, has caused 'quail paste' to show up on this list

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· May 28

neighbor cat Hank is again patrolling around my grandmother's house, looking for a cat door that no longer exists

a large gray cat with green eyes is sitting on a concrete patio and rubbing his face on a plasticized outdoor tablecloth slung over a wooden picnic table

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· May 15

belatedly: lol

Red Sox have a conference at the pitchers mound while the Phillies have the bases loaded

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· May 4

it's nice out

shucked corn and chicken-and-pepper skewers on a gas grill

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Apr 30

the Incredible Sulk

An eartipped black cat is falling asleep against the outstretched leg of a human, covered in a black fleece blanket. The cat is narrowing her eye in an expression of utter distain for whatever happened in the hockey game on TV that made the human pillow mad.

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Apr 30

fortunately we have Tools for dealing with power outages like The Big MF and the Anticatifier

The Big MF, a very bright rechargeable LED flashlight that is washing put the color on the rest of the shot

The Anticatifier, a glass flower vase that has been temporarily repurposed as a candle holder

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Apr 28

flyers cocky / distraught meter is exactly in the middle of the gauge

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Apr 17

chat should i open this PR for san francisco to review and then turn my computer all the way off until tuesday

A GitHub diff count of 2,440 lines of code added and 2,845 lines of code removed

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Apr 11

soon

A shit load of chopped onions in a ceramic bowl

Little glass mise en place bowls full of chopped ingredients: garlic, cilantro, tomatoes, and the spices from earlier. Also a half-empty tube of tomato paste and a pop-top container of kosher salt.

Two packets of ground chicken

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Apr 11

we love when recipes call for tablespoons of spices

Ground cumin, caraway, cinnamon, and Aleppo pepper, filling up half of a palm sized glass bowl

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Apr 10

the Wells Fargo center with half the letters fallen off so it reads 'WELL F'

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Apr 5

wojak meme. sad wojak in scribbled Phillies hat says 'stop giving me your toughest battles'. chad jesus in crown of thorns says 'it's just the fucking rockies'

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Mar 25

booberman

Tom Boobadil

The Tom Bombadil image from the meme in the previous post, but Tom Bombadil now has big naturals and the text reads: Old Tom Bombadil is a merry fellow, Bright blue his bralette is, and his boots are yellow.

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Mar 12

meg i dag 😑

Mem med to bilder.

Første bilde: En liten ugle sitter på en gren foran en frodig bakgrunn. Uglen sier: Endelig vår!

Andre bilde: Den lille uglen står på grenen midt i en snøstorm. Grenen og uglen er dekket av snø. Uglen sier: Ka i huleste

//

Meme with two panels

First panel: A little owl sits on a branch in front of a verdant background. The owl says: Finally, spring!

Second panel: The little owl stands on the branch amidst a snowstorm. Branch and owl are covered in snow. The owl says: What the heck

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Mar 10

magnificent creature, horrible shedmonster

A black cat with very yellow eyes basks in a sunbeam on a hardwood floor, learning on the threshold to a white-tiled kitchen.

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Feb 6

The Starveling Cat! The Starveling Cat! Sits on a tiny brown circular mat!

A fat black cat who is definitely not starving even though she thinks she is, sitting on top of a little circular mat that is probably part of a cat tree, on top of a white-and-gray marble-effect tile floor.

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Jan 21

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Jan 11

socks cat again

a large grey and white tabby cat blurrily flees a bathtub due to a human approaching it with a cell phone attempting to take a video of it chasing its tall in the tub

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Dec 3

lol

A screenshot of the word cloud from that anisota.net/harvest thing that is going around. My most used words by far are birds, uncle, game, eagles, fucking, and fuck. So I guess I post a lot about sports

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Nov 16

LGR, etc

Cornell Big Red hockey players Reegan Hiscock and Aiden Long standing next to each other on the bench at Lynah Rink

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Nov 14

broccoli being submitted for inspection to a scornful looking black cat

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Oct 25

The Incredible Sulk

A black, eartipped cat with narrowed yellow eyes is mostly buried inside a colorful, well-loved knitted blanket atop a gray couch. She regards the camera and its operator with the utmost disdain.

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Oct 21

i went to Croatia and all I got was this fucking awesome hoodie

Gray hoodie with a multi color embroidered bear and embroidered text reading 'National Park Plitvice Lakes'

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Sep 24

HOLLYWOOD hillside sign except it reads PROLLYWOOD

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Sep 19

the Incredible Sulk

My black cat Duck lying completely flat on top of a black fleece blanket. She is resting her chin on top of her folded paws and glaring at the camera

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Jul 25

coworker in a later time zone sent me a bad LLM-codemod-generated PR

angy cartoon cat sitting in front of a cartoon flame typing angily into its cartoon laptop: "I hope this email finds you before I DO"

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Jul 12

I live in Boston lol

A grocery store display of MLB-branded packets of peanuts. There are packets for the Mets, Nats, Yankees, and Phillies, but not the Red Sox for whatever reason.

Wolfram Alpha Male@wolframalphamale· Jun 19

The Incredible Sulk

My black cat Duck lies on top of a multicolored knitted blanket. She is leaning her chin on her right arm. She gazes on the camera with an extremely bored, narrowed-eyed expression.