ahundred T. wolfsatyr

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I draw large men in locations. He/him, 37. ahundred.gay (i'll get this back up soonish) furaffinity.net/user/ahundred t.me/wolfsatyr (nsfw)

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ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Jun 14

i just love how dorky the Checker Marathon was

THE ULTIMATE CHECKER
THE MARATHON A-12E
Regally simple, of classic dimensions, the A-12E provides the proportions of a limousine without the ostentation or expense. The 129-inch wheelbase supports an autombile that can accommodate forward-facing auxilliary, optional seats in the rear compartment for six-in-back seating with comfort.

305 CID V-8, automatic transmission, power front disc brakes, power steering are standard equipment. A noble top-of-the-line automobile—understated in simplicity—unmatched in value.

Checker Motors Corporation reserves the right to change at any time, without prior notice, price, colors, materials, equipment, specifications, and models or to discontinue models without obligation to anyone including previous purchasers of current models. Some equipment and accessories illustrated are not standard equipment and will be furnished at extra cost if available.

Printed in U.S.A. ©1976 Checker Motors Corporation Kalamazoo, Michigan

The car pictured is a brick-like sedan with an unusually long rear door, with a perfectly rectangular window. It's light blue with a black top, it has a slight fender-bulge behind the trailing edge of the rear door. It has two round tail-lights on the fins and a beam-like rear bumper The rocker panel has a rubber cover under the front door where one might scrape their heels

A white station wagon with two extra sets of doors on the side, its front is a simple 1950s style with quad headlights high on the wings and an eggcrate grill with an arch at the top. On top of its front fenders are two orange discs sticking up. Its roof has been raised slightly and the sides are varnished wood with chrome tie-downs affixed every two feet. The rear fender is subtley bulged out. It has a truck-style side mirror.

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Jun 10

also who's this lil guy

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Jun 6

This control panel from the opening of Ice Station Zebra appears to have been made by altering roman letters from a dry-transfer sheet, the Ж is particularly strange looking

a mockup of a sparse gray steel control panel with a nixie-tube display of a countdown reading 04:29:22, a few toggle-switches, and two dials with turned steel knobs inset in a rectangular cut-out. The labels are in Russian and read top left to bottom right "ОТКРЫТО
ЗАКРЫТО
ВЫСОКОЕ
ВЫСОКОЕ НАПРЯЖЕНИЕ
УНИВЕРСАЛЬНЫЙ
ЗАКРЫТО
НАПРЯЖЕНИЕ
УНИВЕРСАЛЬНЫЙ"

in the middle are the words "Film Editor Ferris Webster" in white

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· May 28

Now that the allowed dimensions have been increased, i shall repost these best buds. The dragon is petting his friend while he reads a magazine between his legs. He kinda wants the cigar back but it's okay it is a lazy day, they're snowed-in. #furryart #muscle #sizediff #dragon

In a dim room whose gaudy carpet and wallpaper make up for the lack of illumination, a large green dragon wearing nothing but reading glasses on a chain sprawls on a goldenrod chiase lounge. The sash windows are unobstructed but outide the sky is stroked with gray and the snow is only doing a little to reflect light through them. Characteristically a lighter shade of jade, the dragon's pecs are broad slabs, his midriff is a fieldstone wall. A red and purple four-armed coyote is draped across one of the dragon's arboreal thighs, reading a magazine, one leaf of which is held down by the dragon's balls, which are a little smaller than the coyote's head. With one of his channeled, rippled arms he tussles the coyote's headfur. The coyote is small and soft-looking if not a little scrunkled. There's a burled chestnut radio on the table to the lower right, on which the dragon rests a foot hanging over a silver model roadster and next to a pewter ashtray.

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· May 24

like so

a powder-blue telephone handset next to its cradle with a big ol' dial in the center, but not quite as big as one would expect

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· May 15

Did you know that until the forties Pioneer Square had a huge restroom under the Pergola? this is not hard pauldorpat.com/2021/01/21/s...

A foggy streetscape of distant Romanesque cliff-faces of stone arches, in the foreground a stately Beaux-Arts iron arcade with a glass roof. There are some people under the structure whose heads do not reach halfway up the columns. There is a lone telegraph pole, and it all sits on shiny cobbles

a line drawing top-down of a curved space, showing three rooms containing 25 cubicles with toilets and stairs, plus two anterooms

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· May 7

Okay, this is a completely ordinary building. Fenestration is assymetrical but still in rank and file, the roof is roof-shaped, it has ordinary shiplap clapboards instead of colorful MDF panels, it has a parapet instead of a glass and brushed-steel balustrade. It's just a sensible building it's FINE

C.E. - Seattle, WA - 1 day ago - Edited

I am saddened that architecture has slummed so low with this tasteless 4-unit monstrosity in Roosevelt. The neighborhood has lovely older homes. This ugly hulk takes up the entire lot and lowers the bar for any sense of aesthetics. Neiman Taber are the architects. I am a fan of new and density but style matters. Without it, it feels like a crumbling of something vital to our humanity.
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ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· May 4

it's not fresh neither

a weird little goat-dog-thing wit horns holds a slice of plain pizza in his maw, little fangs sinking into the crust. The slice is somewhat sisister-looking even for having sat around a while. The creature's pupils are horizontal and its eyes vacant, tho focused somewhere to the right of the viewer. There is a traditional long red tail with a spade at the end poking into the frame on the right, whether it belongs to the creature pictured is not clear.

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Apr 26

i could grind my own cumin and coriander seeds, or:

In fanciful bold red text with a tail on the C: "Chi-Chi's" in a black and red box "Taco Seasoning Mix" and next to a little clip-art trumpet in green cursive "Let the Fiesta Begin!". Below that, two hard-shell tacos with a scant arrangement of orange cheese shreds next to some tomatoes and a green pepper

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Apr 20

i think of this post, i would never be mean to a fenk

a monochrome rendering of a fennec fox with swooshes under their eyese and over their thick arched brows, parabolas on they ears, and paws over their head, their right being made out of metal. They got big dewey eyes looking ahead and their snoot is pointed downward. In a black bar across the bottom in Atkinson Hyperlegible are the words "when ur mean to me online this who ur bring mean to"

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Apr 18

Just in case anyone remembers this but has not been able to find it: web.archive.org/web/20241228...

It's no secret that human relationships are complicated affairs, filled with their fair share of emotional challenges and compromises. We often find ourselves trying to navigate our feelings for one another, while simultaneously balancing our individual needs and desires. In the process, it's not uncommon for us to overlook or minimise the impact our significant others have on those around us - or the surrounding ecosystem.

More specifically, we may fail to recognise that our boyfriend is still toxic to birds.

Unfortunately, in this case, your boyfriend is not emotionally or metaphorically toxic - I'm sure all your friends would agree he's a model specimen in that regard! - he is actually a biological threat to bird populations due to his status as a literal biotoxin. His very presence near bird habitats, or in areas where birds congregate, could prove fatal to them. Even casual contact, such as brushing against their delicate wings, sharing food sources, or drinking from the same water fountain, could prove fatal.

Every year, your boyfriend unintentionally kills over 400,000 birds by discarding coffee cups, icecream cones, tongue depressors and disposable cheek swabs in municipal garbage receptacles. His use of outdoor light fixtures confuses and disorients migrating birds who rely on celestial cues for navigation, and his toxic aura ensures that their final moments on this earth are spent consumed by pain and fear as they plummet into the frozen ground.

The evidence is clear. If you continue to ignore it, you are putting innocent avian lives at risk. It is vital that you take action to protect these beautiful creatures from further harm. Ultimately, leaving your boyfriend, who is toxic to birds, is a necessary step towards ensuring the health and survival of avian populations. Only by removing hiim from your life will you be able to fully commit to being a responsible steward of the environment and an advocate for the wellbeing of all its inhabitants.

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Apr 3

the Schlumbergera bloomed last week

a star-shaped blossom with eight pointy petals, goldenrod to pink in the middle, with a brilliant pink stamen. The leaf-shapes in the background are thick and dark green, like those of a succulent

a lighter view of the same, with a clay pot on a iron wire visible now. There is an orange cat hock with a white sock

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Apr 1

I promise not to keep doing this—let's see if bluesky leaves alone this 1,322-byte lossless webp. This was actually smaller than the presumably equally-lossless PNG which was 1,870 bytes

in an field of indigo, a tiny bust in pixels 28×35, of a little goat-thing with curly horns, a big shaded eye in the shape of a U, and a little smile at the end of his snoot

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Mar 29

some bright colors, a lil more than can be put in a web-safe palette just in case that's what it's doing when it gets an image with only a dozen or so different colors

A chihauhua in a blue shirt presses their ear against an AM/SW-only radio with many switches. It says "KEXP is not supported by FUCKERS LIKE YOU"

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Mar 29

a test of colors

against a speckled black background, in butter yellow, cotton-candy pink, and granny-smith green [the artist is hungry] the hex codes dabb1e, e8a498, and 4ada2a

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Mar 29

Blusky changed something about images? Time for my demonstration that artists use PNGs for more than making your porn folder weigh 30GB. This 2000×1667px drawing of a goat-thing should be 42,359 bytes.

poking his snoot through a rectilinear hole in the veil, the rest in shadow, is an orange and gray goat thing, his grin bearing teeth the same color as his body, might be fur might not be, and in his big golden eyes are a horizontal pupil and a cruciform pupil. His nostril is a little more reminiscent of a skull than a flesh-bearing creature

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Mar 7

Scrolling through the cohost archive and feeling wistful, it's breaking my heart that the dancing, sliding, crashing text is all static now.

A text box, at the top reading ahundred T. wolfsatyr @wolfsatyr 1 yr. ago
In a serifed font squished to the wrong aspect radio the words "this site is a..." Below that at a different angle "Blink-Free Zone" and floating to the right a pixelated red NO symbol over "blink" in angle brackets

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Feb 22

After some gentle encouragement i decided to post this second version anyway #furrynsfw #muscle #cumflation

A white-tailed deer sprawls on a bluish-gray bedspread with his right hoof above his head. A Green creature with a yellowish chest and midriff has his fire-hydrant-sized pink dong halfway in the deer, and the deer's midriff has expanded like a balloon. The deer's right hand the the green thing's left are clasped together, on the same paw he has blue claw-polish and a thin wristwatch. They are in a wooden-paneled room with a low diamond-light window on the far wall, partially open.

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Feb 20

For Temp0r~ This is Pronto! He is aware that as he is shuffling backward he's pulling the book he dropped along with him just his body is taking a moment to catch up with his thought process.

On the grassy verge between a cobblestone road and a tall peach-colored wooden fence, a brown and yellow wolf with a very bottom-heavy set of proportions kneels, appearing the scoot backwards, seeking a book that he apparently carries in a little pouch hung from his hip on a strap, which has come undown and fallen. It seems the strap is compressed between his inner thigh and belly and thus is being dragged backwards with him, causing him to shuffle further to the rear, against a very scraggly-looking cyan wolf in red trousers held up by a single strap, who's become caught between him and a lamppost. He stares at the ridiculous posterior before him. Possibly unrelated he has now a two-foot long erection and has precum now on his chest and wetting his fabric.

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Feb 17

At least none of these dishes are for ready-to-eat food

The head and left forepaw of an orange cat emerges from the dark den of cookware in the lowest shelf of a white metal kitchen cupboard

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Feb 14

@ompu.co a sheeply figurine

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Feb 14

Unfinished white-tailed deer and scaly, originally i was just sketching to figure out where exactly the stretch is during hypersex. I did an inflated version which looks kinda silly cause i was experimenting but it's on my telegram channel. #furrynsfw #muscle

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Feb 2

So this is a little unpolished, the tail's a little rushed, but i wanted to demonstrate a different fur-texture style i'd like to use for full-color commissions going forward. It's a little less time-consuming. I am open for commissions now by the way, price list here: ahundred.ws/comms

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Jan 27

This is Fenrir, whom belongs to my good friend Tez 🧡 And he is holding, a wolfsatyr uωu The trees i lifted from the previous two pics, i like doing low-resolution greenery but it's usually barely visible out a window. #furrynsfw #furrymuscle #sizediff #bellybulge #hypercock

In a grassy clearing before inverted pictures of trees taped together stands a meaty furry beast of rosy gray, orange, cream and black, with one greenish eye and one clouded one passed over by a scar. He's holding at his waist, above his pendulous black balls, a tawny goat thing with its legs splayed far around the creature's hips. And the goat has a strange shape in his stomach so large it's almost his principal constituent at the moment. It seems like an inverted amphora affixed to a bowling ball and it extends significantly past his ribcage. The new owner of this proturberance holds it gently with his paws and smiles wearily but adoringly up at the wolf.

Now there is so much more inside the tawny goat thing, and dripping down over the wolf's balls onto to the trampled marram below

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Jan 25

oh! i am also bread today. Kinda, it'll be the week's pizza dough

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Jan 2

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Dec 31

i've got a few hard-wearing blankets of this sort of construction that originally i laid on the bed after removing the sheets due to a cat throwing up on it in the middle of the night, but have found to be pretty comfortable and they stay on the bed just for being heavier and harder to move

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Dec 27

@bricebowl.bsky.social sending you a cloud uωu

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Dec 16

a lil sketch of my green boy, Esmeraldo Koor. He is playing his mandolin for yoou~

A bright-green winged creature with a long beaky snoot and an orange spiky mohawk holds against his chest a small stringed instument with a wooden teardrop body and holes shaped like cursive Fs. His football-sized biceps cradle the instrument as his left paw is by his rimless glasses holding its neck and his right by the end of his beak to strum the strings. He's wearing an orange-red shirt, lilac suspenders, and light gray high-waisted slacks. His claws, including the big ones on the uppermost extent of his wings, are orangey-yellow to match his hair, his long tail is looped behind him and the spade at the end is pointed upward next to his left elbow.

ahundred T. wolfsatyr@wolfsatyr· Dec 10

A close-up of the pair