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anne

@womplestiltskin

recovering engineer born, raised, currently live in Kentucky she/her will someone please update my resume

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anne@womplestiltskin· 5d

looks like I’m six weeks early

^ Announcement
(picture of Bad Bunny)
Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny was officially announced as the headliner for the halftime show on September 28, 2025, by the NFL in partnership with Apple Music and Jay-Z's Roc Nation.

anne@womplestiltskin· Jul 20

we are supposed to get Tik Tok (Kesha’s Version) someday

~ Lyrical changes
In November 2023, Kesha began altering the lyric
"wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy" in light of the Sean Combs sexual misconduct allegations. During this performance, she initially changed the lyric to "wake up in the morning feeling just like me". While performing the song with singer Reneé Rapp at Rapp's Coachella 2024 set, however, the pair performed the lyric as "wake up in the morning, like, 'Fuck P. Diddy'" whilst giving the middle finger. Kesha has stated that she plans to sing the Coachella version of the lyrics going forward and has encouraged fans to learn this version of the song in order to sing along at concerts.

anne@womplestiltskin· Jul 17

Babe are you ok? You’ve barely touched your Captain M3GAN

LIMITED EDITION RELEASE Captain M3GAN, which is a bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with a theme celebrating the release of M3GAN 2.

anne@womplestiltskin· Jul 10

me in the mid 90s

small child who has only seen FREE
WILLY, watching her second movie:
Getting a lot of 'FREE WILLY' vibes from this...

anne@womplestiltskin· Jun 24

Therapist: Tennessee Athena can’t hurt you Tennessee Athena:

Picture of large golden Athena statue in the Nashville Parthenon. She is 42 feet tall. She’s got a snake and she could kill you in an instant.

anne@womplestiltskin· May 22

edit of an @faunary tweet: “the fact that i'm at risk of seeing Elon Musk's opinion at any point during my day is a human rights violation”

anne@womplestiltskin· May 13

omg

Five puppies. Four are mostly dark gray and one is white with dark gray splotches. They are eating from a single food bowl and are arranged around it like a spiral or a slanted five pointed star.

anne@womplestiltskin· May 7

look at these guys

Approximately nine fuzzy goslings huddled in a pile on the grass.

anne@womplestiltskin· Apr 19

reporting from Kentucky, we are often the worst but sometimes

Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just
Made A Great Point

anne@womplestiltskin· Apr 7

John Legend tweets:
“My brother, you have to keep reading. What happened next?”

“You're almost there. It's probably on the next page”

anne@womplestiltskin· Mar 26

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly in Microsoft Excel.

anne@womplestiltskin· Feb 27

technically, 5-butyl-4-methyldihydro-2(3H)-furanone is not an alcohol

a custom blue ceramic mug with a white circle on the side with black writing. Text reads “TECHNICALLY ALCOHOL IS A SOLUTION” with an image of an organic molecule. The molecule’s name is 5-butyl-4-methyldihydro-2(3H)-furanone. It has two oxygens, one of which is found in a cyclic ether and one is part of a carbonyl group. Neither are alcohols.

anne@womplestiltskin· Feb 2

Pinbacker from Sunshine (2007) with speech bubble.

I know things aren’t aligned great but I did this on my phone and it’s time to leave work and go home.

anne@womplestiltskin· Jan 24

Does anyone know what the 3pm weather icon means

Screenshot of Apple Weather app’s hourly forecast for 1pm to 5pm. The 3pm weather icon is the top half of a sun including rays, set atop three horizontal white lines. The lines are like three stacked sheets of paper with the middle one slightly shifted to the left.

anne@womplestiltskin· Jan 16

This is getting out of hand

New Pedro Pascal Coloring & Activity Book, including 35 amazing illustrations to customize. There are exclusive Pedro-themed designs. Puzzles and activities to test your knowledge. Worst of all, it uses British English spelling.

anne@womplestiltskin· Jan 14

stop encouraging me to post, it’s embarrassing

Prompt in Bluesky app. Says “What’s up?” Presumably an invitation to the most cringe of activities, posting.

anne@womplestiltskin· Jan 6

sorry for the Twitter screenshot but does anyone know what this means (I am not on Twitter, do not @ me, I obtained this through other means)

Tweet from Chuck Grassley. “Beth I'm sorry I'm a day late putting u to work by vacuuming on Christmas.” There is a picture of a vacuum that appears to come from the 1970s. Something weird is going on with the carpet and the electrical outlet.

anne@womplestiltskin· Jan 1

No! No!!

Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Merriam-Webster
Your 2026 Word
based

anne@womplestiltskin· Dec 25

hell yeah

Cranberry tart on a wooden table.

Recipe from NYT Cooking. Don’t bother with the roasting hazelnuts nonsense — look for the highly rated comment recommending almond flour instead.

The tart isn’t lumpy, you’re lumpy.

anne@womplestiltskin· Dec 4

We are twins but somehow I am two years older than you

Your listening age
45
Since you were into music from the Late 90s.
You've got decades of good taste.
Share this story

anne@womplestiltskin· Nov 24

I’m declaring a war on Christmas

Advertisement for green furry men’s pants. The pants look like the Grinch’s legs if the Grinch did the opposite of skipping leg day every single day of his life.

anne@womplestiltskin· Nov 11

My mom just sent me this

anne@womplestiltskin· Nov 5

good thing sheltering in place is my natural state

Emergency Alert
Shelter in place update: The shelter in place has been further revised. The new shelter in place is now from Outer Loop northbound to the Ohio River. Continue to shelter in place and avoid contact with smoke from the incident near the Airport. Area's south of Outer Loop are now cleared from the shelter in place.

anne@womplestiltskin· Oct 31

when you “dislike” my posts this is whose posts you are disliking

Harp seal pup. A very fuzzy white baby seal with black eyes and nose, lying on snow.

anne@womplestiltskin· Oct 15

update:

“I lived bitch” meme. Text message with a picture of a man in a hospital bed.

anne@womplestiltskin· Oct 9

Forgot I looked this up the other day and just did a spit take when I opened the Amazon app on my phone

Screenshot from the Amazon app. Text reads “Keep shopping for.” Image of the inflatable frog costume that has been made famous by footage of the Portland ICE protest.

anne@womplestiltskin· Oct 8

just once and it was terrifying

moo deng’s sister bites a human leg.

anne@womplestiltskin· Oct 8

“squirle” is an acceptable way to spell squirrel

Norman Rockwell painting. Guy standing up to speak at a town hall meme.

anne@womplestiltskin· Oct 6

I like to combine that one with this one

webcomicname.com comic:

I have so much money.
I have more money than you could possibly imagine.
I also want you to like me.
Oh no.

anne@womplestiltskin· Oct 5

Horse

Dark brown horse with white streak down its nose.