Wonder Dave

@wonderdave

Comedian, Writer, Swell Human.

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Wonder Dave@wonderdave· 25d

Refereeing for UFB tonight in San Mateo!

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Mar 19

Good morning from San Francisco 🌞

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Mar 14

Tonight 7pm @ Beaux in SF check out a night of comedy, drag, and music! It's Castro Comedy Cabaret 🏳️‍🌈 VIP and pay what you can tickets available events.humanitix.com/castro-comed...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Feb 10

The sapphic celebration of comedy returns! This Valentines Day join us at Beaux in SF for a line up of queer women ready to bring you the laughs! 🩷🤍🧡 Join us at Beaux in SF for Galentines Day events.humanitix.com/castro-comed...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Feb 4

Tonight at 8pm join me @azucarsf.bsky.social for Comedy Stampede in San Francisco www.teamwonderdave.com/tcs for pay what you can and VIP tickets.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jan 22

Hey @safewordscomedy.bsky.social returns to SF Sketchfest Sunday Jan 25th at the Lost Church! Catch these amazing out of town queer comics while you can! events.humanitix.com/safe-words-q...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Nov 30

The Comedy Stampede is headed to @azucarsf.bsky.social Wednesday Dec 3rd 7pm www.teamwonderdave.com/comedy-stamp...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Oct 1

Tonight at Azúcar Lounge in San Francisco! 7:00 p.m. check in 7:30 show tickets are pay what you can so no need to break the bank on this one. Nachos ware on special at the restaurant tonight and they are delicious www.teamwonderdave.com/comedy-stamp...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Sep 3

Tonight in Oakland we're kicking off Pride at @ Fluid510 7pm pay what you can ticket options. www.safewordscomedy.com

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Aug 6

Tonight @azucarsf.bsky.social In San Francisco 299 9th Street join us for a night of Comedy featuring Jonah Nigh! 7pm check in 7:30 show.

The text reads: the comedy Stampede Jonah Nigh.
Pay what you can. Tickets August 6th, 7:00 p.m. doors 7:30 show azucar Lounge 299 9th Street, San Francisco.

The background features a sun shining brightly in oranges and yellows indicating it may be setting. There are outlines of horses running along the bottom. They have been given what looks similar to googly eyes.

Jonah is a gay Asian main Wednesday a red suit coat and black bowtie.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jul 30

Wednesday night join us at azucar Lounge for the Hysteria comedy Open Mic for women and queer people @azucarsf.bsky.social 7pm

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jul 23

Everytime I walk into a restaurant and see that I'm the only white person there, I know the food is going to be amazing.

A plate of chile quieres en mole with scrambled eggs, crema, cilantro, and onions.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jul 18

I'm hosting a mixed open mic in Albany tomorrow at 2pm at the Abrams Claghorn gallery art fair 1251 Solano Ave. Albany. 5 minute sets. It's an outdoor fair so keep material relatively clean Sign ups at 12:30 find me near the performance area. Bring your music, poems, comedy, etc...

The background is a pattern featuring green light blue, pink and red lines. On a white backdrop there is a green overlay and the text reads Abram's Claghorn gallery artisan and art fair. local bands throughout the day: 11:00 a.m. Bernie lenoff 12:00 p.m. contortion by Anna 1:00 p.m. Bohemian Brothers 2:00 p.m. Open Mic hosted by Wonder Dave 3:00 p.m. The bassments.

July 19th 10:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m.
Support the arts- shop local
15 plus local vendors in the art fair

All purchases of $100 or more in the shop this weekend. Get a free Albany or Abrams Claghorn t-shirt or cap while supplies last. 1251 Solano Avenue Albany, California

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jul 17

I'm up at Comedy Oakland tonight at Sea Wolf Pub and tomorrow at the Lumpia Company.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jul 15

The Here to Pee Tour is coming to San Francisco for one night only—and we’re proud to host it at @safewordscomedy.bsky.social , the Bay’s longest-running queer comedy show. This 50-state comedy protest features an all-trans lineup using laughter as resistance in the face of anti-trans legislation.

A poster for the Here to Pee comedy show at the SF Eagle 7pm July 23rd. A rainbow backdrop with photos of 5 trans/non-binary comedians.

The text reads: Here to pee a comedy protest tour headliner Ren Q Dawe

Featuring Violet gray, Frida Sierra, Emery Jean, Michael Foulk

July 23rd 7pm pay what you can tickets

At the SF Eagle 398 12th St. San Francisco CA

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jul 14

According to the Connections game this is apparently not a valid grouping of four things. The world is bad enough right now I don't need to be gaslit by word games.

The image is a screenshot of the New York times connection game where you match four things in a category. There are four things selected The words sporty, baby, Ginger, and scary.

All of the squares have different words of them. Starting at the top left they are; sporty, jolly, iced, ginger, baby, powder, compact, scary, fast, flounders, Mister, sky, belled, sleek, abut, Roy

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Obviously I have selected the four spice girls. I know there are five of them but still I am annoyed.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jul 2

The next Comedy Stampede is Wednesday July 2nd which is tomorrow! Our headliner is the incredibly talented Phil Griffiths. Join us at @azucarsf.bsky.social 7pm check in, 7:30 show!

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jun 25

Tonight join us for @safewordscomedy.bsky.social at the SF Eagle www.teamwonderdave.com/twd-prod-sho...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jun 14

Tonight 7pm join us for Castro comedy cabaret at Beaux on Market St in San Francisco more info at TeamWonderDave.com/CCC Tickets are pay what you can 🙂

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jun 12

Tonight @theruckusrevival.bsky.social 7pm doors 8pm show at the Continental Club in Oakland theruckusrevival.com/upcoming-shows

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Jun 11

Hysteria Comedy Open Mic tonight at the SF Eagle 🦅 7pm! It's free!

Yellow tax reading Hesperia comedy open mic Wednesday June 11th 7:00 p.m. at the SF Eagle 398 12th Street.
The image is a pastel background with the Care bears shooting rainbows out of their tummy.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· May 10

Tonight at 7pm at Beaux it's Castro Comedy with Headliner Micia Mosely Tickets are set your own price: www.teamwonderdave.com/castro-comed...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Apr 30

Comedy Stampede returns to @azucarsf.bsky.social Wednesday May 7th. Tickets are set your own price: www.teamwonderdave.com/comedy-stamp...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Apr 30

Here's the 4 Democrats that voted in favor of the SAVE act. The best case scenario of the SAVE act is that it's voter suppression for poor people and an increase in wait times at the polls for everyone. That's the best case scenario.

The text reads for Democrats would pass the bill through Congress:

Jared Golden, ME
Marie Gluessnkamp Perez, WA
Henry Cuellar, TX
Ed Case, HI

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Apr 30

As a wrestling fan I feel it's important that we preserve the Iron Sheik's legacy.

3 black and white photos of Iron Sheik's face. He is an older man with a shaved head and mustache. The text reads: Fuck the Hulk Hogan then. fuck the Hulk Hogan now. Fuck the Hulk Hogan forever.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Apr 23

Tonight at the SF Eagle 🦅 catch @safewordscomedy.bsky.social as we proudly present a restaging of The SF Fringe Festival hit Perversity, Equity and Inclusion. Featuring Binya Kóatz, Edib Farhan, Ted Donatelli, and Rea Kapur!

The poster reads safe words queer comedy showcase presents, perversity equity and inclusion. The title of the show is circular text around four comedians. Starting at the top leftt the comedians are Edib Farhan A Middle Eastern non-binary comedian wearing glasses and a plaid Blazer holding a vagina-shaped sucker. Top right is Binya Kóatz a trans woman holding a "personal massager". She is wearing a white shirt with a black blazer as well as a collar attached to a chain being held by Edib. Bottom left Is Ted Donatelli. They are a white non-binary comic with brown hair and glasses drinking out of a large penis-shaped bottle. Bottom right is Rea Kapur a Lesbian comic who is Indian. She has long. Black hair is holding a whip in her mouth and holding a white vibrator in her hand. The background is a rainbow swirl pattern.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Apr 22

Say what you will about Gwen Stefani's change from punk rock pinup to wealthy lady hawking a Christian grifter app, but it is the most well documented natural style arc of a woman from Orange county that has ever existed.

The picture is on a cream colored background with the words on Hallow In the upper right hand corner the woman in the image is Gwen Stefani lead singer of the band. No doubt. She has blonde hair well, Manicured eyebrows, thick eyelashes brown eyes, very fair white skin and a bold red lip revealing very straight, very white tea. She's wearing a white turtleneck and a white blazer with a silver necklace.

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Apr 8

As a comedian I assure you I'd much rather be making dick jokes than talking about dick-tators but here we are. #handsoff

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Mar 20

Catch me Friday night in Alameda at Laughs on Tap at Faction Brewing. Get 2 for one tickets here: www.eventbrite.com/e/2-for-1-ti...

Wonder Dave@wonderdave· Mar 16

The State of Jefferson go fuck itself. This is the new country of GayMerica.