Wooly Woolhouse
@woolywoolhouse
Father of two; husband of one. If I don't laugh, I'll go crazy. Considered "the enemy within" by the Prez. I have my own Executive Orders that say: "F this crap." #AntifaAF
In my continued efforts to find joy where I can: today and tomorrow (7/23-24) the St. Paul Saints are converting to their alter egos the "Ghostly Gangsters" at CHS Field! I'll be rocking a bit of a new look this go-round, but the moonshine runnin' and Charleston-movin' will remain!
I hereby announce my intention to run for office. My platform will focus on banning raccoons from driving street sweepers through assisted living homes. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
This is my wheel. There are many other wheels like it in the world. But this one is mine. Well, it's technically The Game Show Studios' wheel... but when I'm hosting, I feel like it's mine.
I don't always travel to Chippewa Falls, WI on Valentine's Day, but when I do, it's to perform in a sold-out dinner theater show with @jesterscomedy.bsky.social. Also: #BlueScreenChallenge!!!
Anytime footage from legal observers exist that contradict whatever lies ICE and DHS are trying to spin.
That's a full month that the DOJ has been outwardly #ProtectingPedophiles. I mean, they've been doing it for Drumpf for years, but now it's official. #ReleaseTheFiles #DontPlayDumb #YouKnowWhatFilesImTalkingAbout
The world might be going to shit, but finding these moments of joy with my favorite people can still make this a very Merry Christmas, even if for a brief moment. And isn't that what life is? Finding moments of joy? Making memories for the next generation? And cuddling the occasional puppy?
Wearing a Santa suit. Literally. It's made of Santa. (Fair-trade, free-range Santa, FYI.)
October is Polished Man Month. The campaign has become a global movement, designed to raise awareness and funds to end violence and SA against children by painting one nail blue for the month of October.
Baseball season is officially over for me. Will I see you in 2026 at the park? I hope so.
An alternate way to say this would be: Don't devote your life to dehumanizing others for profit.
[Record scratch.] Yep, that's me on the floor. Legs in the air. You're probably wondering how someone like me ends up in a position like this...
Training dinosaurs to play "extinct." #MiLBPromotions #FunIsGood
At the St. Paul Saints' I make a bit out of autographing potatoes on the concourse and giving them to kids. This Thursday, the other Ushertainers and I will be autographing our own trading cards! Thurs Aug. 7th starting at 6pm at CHS Field! The first 1500 fans get a deck of cards for free! Of me!
Soon I'll be able to add "Professional Cow Milker Announcer" to my LinkedIn profile, thanks to the St. Paul Saints. #FunIsGood
I don't know how Conspiracy Theorists do it; wearing this tinfoil hat all night (at the St. Paul Saints' Conspiracy Night) really baked my brains... which, maybe, actually does explain a thing or two about conspiracists...
Can I suggest adding TeePublic to the list of companies to boycott? They have a large number of Alligator Alcatraz shirts for sale, even though their own guidelines ban such designs - teepublic.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/art...
Testing to see which social media sites mark this as "hate speech."