Wren Faulkner - YYJ & YVR
@wrenfaulkner
Salacious sinner, elegant beatnik, certified parking ticket haver. Clever cunt, pious petal. I like holding hands while I ruin you tender.
Hi shy baby, you look tongue tied—do you want help unraveling the lump in your throat or pants first?
"I forgot to tell them no ice in your water though," was the next text. TO BE KNOWN IS TO BE LOVED. 😭
Which breakfast are you choosing? ...Do you have to choose?
before & after you catch us up to No Good Sugar, spice and everything nice, my favorite powerpuff girl @mywillowvoss.bsky.social
Thoughts & feelings you'd like to share with the class on my summer project? 🌳 (When you wear lingerie outside it becomes a gown, fun fact.)
Sound on 🐦🌧️✨🌻 for my vacation soundtrack. Nine new birds added to the lifelist. ❤️
Something might feel real nice smothered and slippery in there 😇
Think I should add this bad boy to my tinder profile? 🎣
Back from vacation early to celebrate a birthday with a special someone 🦉; do you think he liked my new shirt?
I will be out of office from June 26th to July 6th. ❤️🌠 See ya on the flip side, cuties. ☀️
Can you tell my body is in the baby making phase of its cycle? 🍓
"Not all angels are in heaven, for example, I'm at the thrift store."
Colourful sun babes reporting for horizontal duty 🫡☀️ @maevemarlowe.bsky.social
@maevemarlowe.bsky.social and I are busy on a work trip all weekend, and by that, I mean this ☀️ 🌊 🚲 🎾 🦞 👙 💦 🌾 🤠
I have very few evening and day dates available before July is spoken for (!). Have I been apart of your summer dreamings? 🌠 P.S. Will be dedicating my talents to plentiful bush growth as Epstein era protest
This is as close as I've got: Homemade lil guy w. purple hat :3 He could come in handy in the campaign?
🌠🌠🌠 Made a joke that I'll have to go on hiatus until I finish every last book I've been gifted. Andddd magically the expectation disappears. ☺️📚