Wulphram is a furry chemist!

@wulphram

I am an organic chemist. Carbon is a whore. You must be over 21 (please!) to watch, or I will block you. I am well over 40 years old. Science rules! This is becoming my new "fuzzy" account. PP - Zim Gecko

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Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· 2d

Lol! Someone is trying to make the world a weirder place! :D

Comic with a person packing a bobcat into a box and shipping it. Person receiving bobcat (instead of the office chair that was supposed to be in there) leaving a review stating that they would not buy again.

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· 4d

I mean, coming from a MANED werewolf, that's expected...

The wolf apple (Solanum lycocarpum), a tomato-like fruit, is the maned wolf's most common food item. With some exceptions, these fruits make up 40–90% of the maned wolf's diet.[19][35][38][39] The wolf apple is actively sought by the maned wolf, and is consumed throughout the year, unlike other fruits that can only be eaten in abundance during the rainy season.[35][38] It can consume several fruits at a time and disperse intact seeds by defecating, making it an excellent disperser of the wolf apple plant.[35] (from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maned_wolf#Ecology_and_behavior)

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· 6d

What is this "bad gateway" error?? I only see it on bsky...

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· 13d

I wonder if this was made first by AI or if this is just a typo. (Is it 69% B? nice!)

Image from chemical literature wondering if machine learning can help identify chemicals in mixtures... but the poster says "57% B" and "12% B" so I guess they didn't think it was nice after all...

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· 27d

Lol! It's the cockchafer! Also known as the rough handed goon beetle! (not really)

"The name "cockchafer"[10] derives from the late-17th-century usage of "cock"[11] (in the sense of expressing size or vigour) + "chafer"[12] which simply means an insect of this type, referring to its propensity for gnawing and damaging plants. The term "chafer" has its root in Old English ceafor or cefer, of Germanic origin and is related to the Dutch kever, all of which mean "gnawer" as it relates to the jaw. As such, the name "cockchafer" can be understood to mean "large plant-gnawing beetle" and is applicable to its history as a pest animal. " From https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockchafer which is, admittedly a different species than the one I mentioned in the previous post, which was the "red headed cockchafer" -- somehow even more entertaining...

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Jun 20

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Jun 15

OH! The perfect gift for my dad on father's day... o.o

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· May 24

This seems like a trick question here... hmm... www.justice.gov/epstein

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· May 11

That's not a game that I want to play... OR IS IT? Two easy ones to start: Ted Nugent - Jailbait Kid Rock - Cool, Daddy, Cool...

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· May 9

I can't wait to try this new deodorant at the club next week!

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· May 9

There are apparently two types of "bear spray" lol! Best to not get them confused! :D Also *sets out raspberry donuts by the gross*

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· May 6

Um... Fox... Are you OK? Is there something you need to tell us? :|

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· May 6

lol!

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· May 1

But how does it taste? *leaves a bag in the office kitchen...*

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Apr 27

There were SEVERAL more spots and an entire bedroom that I don't seem to have pictures of... Anyway, my art sense is horrible but I had a lot of things on the walls! I still have most of the butterflies/bugs with me but I currently live in a hotel room, so not going to put much if anything up, lol!

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Apr 4

I miss my kitty! It's getting near the anniversary of me getting him, actually! :D I got him on 11 April 2004... and he lived to be around 20. He died in 2022, I had him more than 18 years! He went everywhere with me!

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Apr 2

A story... in 4 parts...

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Mar 31

"Mass rallies, oath ceremonies, and group singing were designed to instill communal fanaticism." Where have I heard about rallies like that before?

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Mar 29

here! It's a pain in the kittens though, that's for sure.

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Mar 25

This is from the local walmart! (bottle pretty clearly states for cleaning/killing weeds etc. though...)

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Mar 16

One of these two, sadly... *sighs* (giggles too!) :D

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Mar 14

Reminds me of this ( webcomic Oglaf - Labyrinth )

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Mar 8

I become, literally, Smokey the Bear, lol!

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Mar 2

I keep getting distracted (and some dickstracted, but that's not this) LOL. Etsy is getting worse and worse about fake stones being sold as real. Look at this image. What's wrong with it? :D I'm so tired of this. I love gems and minerals, I have bought several things from Etsy, with few issues BUT

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Feb 28

lol! This is the error I keep seeing when I try to interact with some posts. Anyway, headache is getting worse and I /really/ should have been asleep an hour ago, so goodnight !

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Feb 27

Why would people want a kilt cat? WHY would an ex-feline cost so much? (This AI bullshit is awful... I want the old internet back)

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Feb 24

Here's the same cat in the same room, but he had been watching the short-tailed opossum in the cage by the window, while he (the cat) was standing on top of a tank with something in it, probably frogs of some kind? I can't recall. 20 year ++ old pictures... :D

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Feb 24

A cat, on his back, waiting for belly rubs! He was such a good cat too. I miss him every day.

Wulphram is a furry chemist!@wulphram· Feb 5

Coworker: When do you want to break for food? Me: