"Hey you, Three Lions!"

"Cane’s Anthem" by Adrien Brody

cleverly, Snapchat Cauliflower Ear™️ meant to ward off street beatdowns

Dumb bad-breath stool-fucker gargoyle Joe Rogan is a cowbell for the herd of fuckin’ idiots & pieces of shit in human society

“American Canyon” by Robert Felching Kennedy Jr, Secretary of Health & Harvest Services

Any post-40 lesbian after a fortnight of heroin, butter & jelly beans

Tom Brady is now an ex-snooker player who fled to Costa del Sol a decade ago to evade tax & rape charges -- Big Ern McCracken without the charisma

Happy Memorial Day from my beautiful teenage stepdaughter! #USA #memorialday #MAGA 🇺🇸

NYT: CIA black sites used this picture of Billy Bob Thorton’s soul patch during “interrogations,” sources confirm

the last image you see before death, then nothingness, btw

JD Vance, applying eyeliner — “Oh wait, was it a great big fat couch?”

To be anti-echo chamber is to have a brain made of nacho cheese