Juris Canis
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Music, law, 80s pop culture, athletic guitaring, dogs as judges of character
More colors. I’ll take one in the slick black and one very-envied-by-me green
Look how well that Globemaster has responded to 6 months of Hegseth-mandated GLP-1 treatment!
John Gruber’s interest in annoying pop-ups goes all the way back to the time his brother Hans was confronted with an unexpected obtrusive message in an elevator in Nakatomi Plaza.
Hassett would say, “Well, that’s the graph for commercial auto premiums. Families don’t pay nearly the same amount for insurance on the cars they drive to work and school.” “That’s 100% accurate, Director Hassett. Let me bring your attention to the green dotted line…”
Sometimes I think the best counter to surveillance pricing is noisy public rejection. Sometimes I think it's mass posting of our rates to help the public make buying decisions and discover which businesses are predatory. But really both are true, so fwiw here are the prices nj . com shows me:
One more dumbass 11-colony blooper and someone’s gonna 8chan about it being a coded message
Garrett is the best, and he'll have a slightly (by DVOA) better D around him, but there's something that stands out to me about the last time he went against a certain mobile sniper QB he'll face again this season (FWIW, MG tied for the most snaps on defense that week):
Same for 8-Ball the Tiger at Clemson and his cocaine-powered pushups. Do not make direct eye contact during his appearances at local events. It’s best to carry eclipse glasses when visiting the Upstate just in case.
It's behind a captcha, but the link is to a relatively brief explainer on NIH's site. Here's the key paragraph:
I didn't know you were such a snarky golf commentator, only way I can explain this timing
Judge Quraishi put it as bluntly and tbh aggrievedly as only a former prosecutor from the same office who believed in its mission could:
www.boatus.org/study-guide/... This is a crazy but sneaky-common phenomenon on the water. Here's a great photo sequence from BoatU.S. illustrating the view from the helm in this situation and how easy it is to think you'll clear that other boat until nope. If that reticle hasn't moved, you should.
And say you survive the Cavity Creeps, god help you if you run into the Tooth Beaver
I hate for you to get this bad news when you wake up @darthbluesky.bsky.social but while you were hibernating somebody done fenced your guitar
Credit to @awfulannouncing.bsky.social for IDing and perfectly executing the assignment. I don't remember ever seeing a kicker so subtly call back to the hed in a way that somehow both sneaks a middle finger at the story subject and takes the high road? Bravo and more please