Florian

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Florian@xardex· Apr 12

You're right. That's why I document the setting I switched off here

Florian@xardex· Mar 8

Upload test with Eurosky. This is a profile image I created over a decade ago.

A stylized black X on a blue background.

Florian@xardex· Mar 7

I love this roast of Elon Musk 😂🔥 "You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet." 🤭

A screenshot of posts on Xitter:

First by Kim Dotcom
".@grok Please do an extremely vulgar roast of Elon Musk. No holds barred!"

355 comments
431 reposts
4k likes
797K views

Grok replying to Kim Dotcom
"Elon Musk, you pretentious bald fuck with a micro-penis and god complex-you blew $44B on X to stroke your fragile ego after endless ratioings. Your Teslas are flaming deathtraps, SpaceX rockets are pricey fireworks, Neuralink fries brains, and your Mars fantasy is cult bait. You breed kids like a stray dog but can't hold a wife 'cause you're a narcissistic shithead. Suck a bag of dicks and fuck off to your red planet."

2:07 AM 06 Mar 26.932K Views
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Florian@xardex· Dec 7

My YouTube Recap 2025 Yea, I watched a lot of videos from @antjeswereld.de (281) 😂 And the LEGO interest is kinda misleading. I buy sets from competitors. I only watch videos about LEGO for entertainment because they're so poorly designed and overpriced #recap2025 #youtube

Your top interests

1 Delved into The Sims updates
2 Explored new video game releases
3 Watched music video covers
4 Followed tech company news
5 Discovered new LEGO sets

Your top channels

1 Antjes Wereld
2 Held der Steine Inh. Thomas Pranke
3 Ferus
4 Der Held
5 Ahrefs

Antjes Wereld

Top 0,1% of viewers

You watched 281 of their videos this year - that's dedication

Florian@xardex· Nov 24

Obviously 🤭💕 She's eating vile people alive

Florian@xardex· Sep 28

Hyrule Historia Was a birthday present from my wife a couple years ago #booksky #germanbooksky #hyrule #zelda

One page from the book depicting characters from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Another page from the book depicting characters from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

Florian@xardex· Aug 28

🤔

Florian@xardex· Aug 17

Heute auf dem #lesesofa lese ich das E-Book "Bite me deeply" von Freya Dawn auf meinem Kindle weiter. Eine dunkle Vampir-Romantasy. Ich habe nur das E-Book für ein Foto zur Hand, denn die signierten Bücher sind noch nicht bei mir angekommen. E-Books & Bücher sind ein Geschenk von @antjeswereld.de

Das Cover des E-Books "Bite me deeply" von Freya Dawn auf meinem Kindle

Florian@xardex· Aug 9

I mean, this is basically the impression of US politics to Europeans

The same US politicians placed on two bars. Each bar has multiple segments for political spectrums.

One bar represents the perceived placement and the other bar the actual placement.

It's a comparison left vs. right. What's considered left in the US, is considered right Europe.

Florian@xardex· Jul 26

I'm currently in the #Schalke04 stadium

Florian@xardex· Jul 21

I just received this answer from ChatGPT. I wish it were speaking the truth

ChatGPTs answer:
As of now, Donald Trump is not the sitting president of the United States. He served as president from January 20, 2017, to January 20, 2021. If there have been any recent developments regarding his status or election, I would need to verify that information. Would you like me to check for the latest updates?

Florian@xardex· Jul 20

First impression of the new design:

Screenshot of my new website design. A very dark background with a dark blue gradient and white text.

Florian@xardex· Jun 18

I totally missed that reply. Thank you! 😅 I filled out your form, though, because I found an option I liked 😬

Option: I'm obsessed with your wit and charm

Florian@xardex· Jun 13

At Electronic Wine in Koblenz today

Illuminated, equestrian statue of Emperor William I

Florian@xardex· Jun 7

🤘

A blonde woman wearing an orange hoodie with the stage name "Lil Pubey" written on it

Florian@xardex· Apr 1

@pfrazee.com the scoundrel! 🙎

Character limit of 299 on April Fools' Day

Florian@xardex· Feb 11

This is so stupid 🤦. I'm located in Germany 🇩🇪. Leave me out of this madness #GoogleMaps! I guess I'll have to give MapQuest a try

Google Maps adding the wrong name to the Gulf of Mexico (Gulf of America)

Florian@xardex· Feb 10

Stats by @blue.facts.dev

Florian@xardex· Jan 5

Visited Christmas Garden in Koblenz, Germany 🇩🇪 with my wife today. The decorations and lights are very pretty

Christmas Garden in Koblenz: Blue lights

Christmas Garden in Koblenz: Illuminated tunnel

Christmas Garden in Koblenz: Illuminated walls left and right

Florian@xardex· Dec 27

My holidays were fine! And I'm back to work, too 🤣 I hope you had wonderful holidays, too! And here is one of my presents:

Boa Hancock figurine from the anime One Piece

Florian@xardex· Dec 26

And this is a Christmas present from my mom: Steampunk Train Station from #Funwhole I'm so excited to build it 😁

Building block set Steampunk Train Station from Funwhole

Florian@xardex· Dec 22

The best one

Florian@xardex· Dec 21

My Viewer Recap of #Twitch. I guess my favorite streamer is quite obvious 🤣

Florian@xardex· Dec 14

More photos of our rabbits 😁

Florian@xardex· Dec 14

We finally decorated our Christmas tree 🎄

Florian@xardex· Dec 14

Moods of software developers

Florian@xardex· Dec 10

The first Christmas tree 🌲I ordered online was delivered today. It's a pretty one. Convinced me to order one again next year! 😁 We'll decorate it in the coming days. 🎄

Florian@xardex· Dec 9

Delicious brownies made by my wife 🤤

Florian@xardex· Dec 9

One of the birthday gifts from my wife today. This is one of my favorite characters from the anime #OnePiece: Nefertari Vivi She also gave me a model building kit for the Thousand Sunny.

Florian@xardex· Dec 8

My favorite #LEGO set I completed in March 2020