Xavier Onassis
@xavieronassis
NOT the person using this handle on Substack. Eisenhower Republican (which is to say NOT a Republican — or Democrat — at all). Ain't no cavalry comin'. From now on, we're each on our own, and Alferd E. Packer awaits us in the wilderness.
On the screen at the gym today: Fox distracts from the orange elephant in the room.
Trump's official rendering of his "battleship," complete with a giant picture of himself.
Turns out, the American Revolution was a bunch of rich white men who didn't want to pay a penny of taxes to the government that'd gone broke fighting to secure the rich white men's property rights, so they persuaded the poor to do the fighting. ’Twas ever thus.
This is the Nat'l Guard cleaning up D.C. They'll probably do the same in Chicago. Looking for waste, fraud and abuse? Look no further.
Flag burning is soooo 1969. How 'bout burning the Flag of the President of the United States? Walmart's got 'em for 16 bucks.
From an email I got today. Stay healthy with Dr. Oz? Fat chance.
Yup, decomposing bit by bit, droppin' a deuce in his drawers again. Even Putin couldn't stand the stink. Now we know why they skipped lunch.
ICE budget eclipses those of the FBI, DEA, ATF, U.S. Marshals and Bureau of Prisons combined. You don't really think they're going after Immigration and Customs Enforcement, do you? ’Cause they look to me like 1933 German Brownshirts — the Sturmabteilung (Storm Detachment), and they're after US.