Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)

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Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· 9d

Hablando de todo un poco, this shit is goood

Sour Patch Kids = Lemonade Fest flavors package

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· 29d

Dis you sliding into the parade 😌

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Jul 5

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist // Weeeeeell...

Kratos, The God of War, holding a spear.

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Jun 21

Al menos me llegó mi camisa de La Gaga

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Mar 6

Wtf

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Mar 5

Lolz? En serio bannearon de Reddit por decir algo malo de Elon Musk? O_____________O 😐 ☠

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Feb 5

An Imperial Cost Rica shirt!?

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Jan 23

Yo oyendo a nuestro CEO contarnos sus "hermosas e inspiradoras historias" sobre otros mergers para que no entremos en pánico con el merger que vamos a tener 😒

My boss: What's the thing that stresses you out the most about work?

Me: Image of Hello Kitty saying YOU!

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Jan 22

Happy bday babes! 👏🏻🥳

A curious kitty cat with a birthday joint

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Jan 17

They're getting stronger 😵😵‍💫

The scammer porn bot with red, robot like, glowing eyes

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Jan 8

Exhibit A

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Jan 4

@bsky.app por amor a Cristo, Jesús, Cthulhu y Kylie Minogue pónganle un ban a todos los perfiles que usen éste URL 😭

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Dec 24

"You will be visited by three spirits" The three spirits: (es más gracioso con el video youtu.be/3ec6jOMDCXI?...)

K-Pop Girl Band "Orange Caramel" dressed as mermaids, laying on food trays, wrapped up as supermarket sushi.
AGH!

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Dec 24

Uuuuuuh

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Dec 21

Ok, me bañé y ahora cuál me pongo?

Should I wear the blue rainbow jockstrap?
(Selfie frente al espejo)

Or the black rainbow jockstrap? (Selfie frente al espejo)

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Dec 7

Splendid

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Dec 4

Like 🤷🏻‍♂️😁

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Dec 4

Yo les dije que mi Spotify Wrapped efectivamente iba a ser: 1) Kylie 2) Red Velvet 3) Everyone else 😅 Curiosamente, para lo que detesto a Diplo, no les puedo explicar lo que amo Midnight Ride 🤷🏻‍♂️

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Nov 30

Luego de armar el mueble para la tv en tiempo récord, necesito Granjeritos en mi alma, pero tengo un pollo asado casi entero en la refri... Like, we have chicken at home, but también quiero ese otro pollo 🤔

Granjeritos (chicken nuggets) from the Pollo Granjero restaurant, which is mad tasty, large fries and barbecue sauce

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Nov 28

This one was just 💀

BlueSky user "@junlper.beer" telling Jimmy Fallon to pay his writers lol

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Nov 28

The Face The Scent (Lo que pasa cuando uno es alérgico al 99.98% de las cosas)

An "Adventure Time" bead "painting" behind, orange hair, a yellow Kylie Minogue "Golden 2018" Tour t-shirt

Liquid, hypoallergenic clothing detergent Irex ✌🏻

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Nov 26

Oh, wow, me sigue Chris Evans 😒😂

Kathy Bates, dressed in a wedding dress made out of plastic film

Palmera Anderson 🪩 (Alonso)@xlectrostatic· Nov 24

My dearest rainbow peoples de Cielo Azul, yo pensé que hoy era lunes y me estába entrando la depresión de tener que trabajar mañana y no, perros, es domingo Gracias #DragRaceEs #DragRaceEspaña