This is the funniest shit imaginable. Lifmunk stealing the giant bed while all these big fuckers just flop down wherever.

here's everything within a 30 mile radius of me. i am basically in the dead center of that. so. yeah.

If anyone wants to add me on TCG Pocket and hasn’t: i’ve got like 70 friend slots idgaf

...fuck anyway my estrogen levels are shit and i need this estrogen patch shortage to fuck off into the sun because doing shots isn't practical for me fuck

Getting the "Bluesky Veteran" class should definitely entitle us to veteran discounts everywhere.

Could be absolutely anywhere.

okay she might be right I pulled up the original plans for the house, the first floor is 409 blocks including the walls, so the interior perimeter is more like 350. but we've also got two floors, so I guess more like 700.

It's not every day that a joke in discord makes me laugh so hard i nearly pee myself, but @codeandpen.bsky.social pulled it off today. Thanks @awesomeuno.bsky.social for setting this one up, 11/10. i need to go change pants now.

Yeah, I'm just doing this and you should too. fuck this piece of shit.

Oh yeah, the odds on this were kinda fucking wild.

Now that the party has seen it, excited to show off this comm by @rurukatt.bsky.social of my D&D party! Lunaria Brightspark and her tressym Juniper, run by @iamnotepad.bsky.social Cyril Flinar and his tressym Vassal, run by @yaminohere.bsky.social Lyra Silvereyes, run by @kittlore.bsky.social

Just realized i can like. screenshot it. look i am not good at the internet okay

Hey kids, wanna see a dead body? THIS IS BAD. :D

So i did this with my glaases on and got a .0046 and then realized my glasses have blue filters on them and tried again. And I still wonder if my phone’s tone shift or screen protector blocked some of them. I feel like i can do better, but effort. www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

Yeah, seriously. Take a look at the one-year graph. Is it a rough moment right now? Sure. It's wiped out all of this year's gains so far, but it's still not down to the low of last April, let alone bottomed out. This, currently, is a bad day. It's not a correction. Yet.

Sometimes I don’t know how @iamnotepad.bsky.social tolerates me after all these years.

OP has quotes turned off, but if y'all know me, you know that I saw this and a) immediately knew the answer, and b) am incapable of stating the answer without using the word fuck multiple times. So, to clarify: The reason is *fucking Adobe*. That's the reason.

whelp, something's definitely happening. Hold onto your butts y'all, I'm betting this is a market move just before a major strike, so... eyes on Iran tonight.

This honestly isn't shocking - it was gonna be this or psychic. Maybe dark as an outside possibility, but. www.quotev.com/quiz/1234335...

FR24 is notoriously iffy, so grains of salt and all that, but this looks like they're in the air again. Maybe a false alarm, maybe a fixed issue. Either way Trump probably blew a gasket so, keep those cork poppers ready and whatever.

huh, photo uploads from my desktop are broken but work fine on my phone. fucking weird. anyway here. these outfits. these motherfuckers are enby formal perfection and i need one.

so i've been doing a rewatch of Dragonball (about halfway through Super now), and a minute ago, something hit me. I think I know what I'd like to have as gender-neutral formal dresswear. Supreme Kais look goddamn sharp. Now I've just gotta find someone that can make it for me. Hmm.

sorry y'all. i'm neither puppy nor all that subby. but y'all knew that.

fine, i'll do the thing. my preferences are... unusual, i recognize that. tbf living in a "reluctant" state kinda makes a few others seem almost tolerable, but. yeah majority of this country is a fucking shitshow and the only sane places are up north.

I've had people legit ask me for this, so here you go folks - my 2026 bingo card. Play along at home. If any of us win, we all lose.

I uh... I wasn't supposed to go for a blackout bingo on this, was I? because i uh. i damn near got there.

ehhh? not so much a chart as an image i guess, but this'll do baking is really damn tolerant, and it's all going to turn out different sometimes. you gotta remember that things like the humidity and temperature of your house can affect it. winging it is just part of the artform.

Realistic team, average trainer, no myth/legend? Yeah, I'm a stereotype, deal with it.

aaaand done, that queue was short. i don't regret this one bit and you can't make me.

i have made it to ohio. i do not wish to be in ohio.