蓝 lan

@yamper

lan as in lanjiao. 25+, they/them please be 18+ to follow! always: fe:a and fe3h (multi), haikyuu (krkn, multi) currently: ffxiv (hythades, wolyse), hndl (multi) ao3: pfp pastafrutti

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蓝 lan@yamper· Apr 29

going through an old Facebook album and finding this 15 year old comment from @miel.honeyviolets.gay

Facebook screenshot saying “you are the pimpest kanda ever”

蓝 lan@yamper· Apr 12

we all have to accept uncomfortable truths and one is that oikawa would be posting about iwaizumi on instagram the same way katy perry posts about justin trudeau

A screenshot of a Katy Perry instagram post where hello kitty is waiting on her bed. The caption says “patiently waiting for my bf to finish his big boy business stuff so we can call”

蓝 lan@yamper· Apr 1

wow it sounds like that’s a really good idea let me build a time machine to three weeks ago when we did that (:

A golden retriever mix smiling while holding a lamb chop toy

A golden retriever mix staring at my butt.

蓝 lan@yamper· Mar 25

this fic was actually inspired by 1. going through the 2017 sports anime ship olympics prompts for kuroken and searching for something i'd write (yes in 2026) and 2. based on the prompt, reading this stucky fic archiveofourown.org/works/268909...

Ship: Kozume Kenma/Kuroo Tetsurou
Fandom: Haikyuu
Major Tags: mention of death
Other Tags: icarus metaphor, non-graphic mentions of bodily harm, shameless reappropriation of my all-time favorite fanfic because i swear to god there isn't a single goddamn sentence in those letters that isn't quotable as fuck

Prompt:
"It’s like this. You were the best at mythology when we were kids, and I remember one day we were reading about Icarus. And you remember this, I know you do, but I’m going to tell you the story again anyway. Icarus made wings out of wax to escape a prison. But when he was outside for the first time in years there was the sun hanging up in the sky above him and he thought it was the most beautiful thing he had ever seen. He flew closer and closer and his wings started to melt, but he didn’t give a good goddamn. He kept flying up until he couldn’t fly anymore, and his eyes were probably burning, and his skin was probably burning, but still he didn’t care. And then his wings melted all the way and he fell miles and miles into the ocean and brained himself on a rock, that poor stupid asshole. And I’ll tell you what: I’m no better. I’m no fucking better."
— The Thirteen Letters

蓝 lan@yamper· Mar 25

the title is from bang the doldrums by fall out boy, but it sounded enough like a normal phrase that i could get away with not using a lyrics title. however if i was going to name this fic outside the masquerade i would probs have named it "better off as lovers (and not the other way around)"

[Verse 2: Patrick Stump]
This city says, "come hell or high water"
Well, I'm feeling hot and wet
I can't commit to a thing
Be it heart or hospital

[Chorus: Patrick Stump]
Best friends, ex-friends 'til the end
Better off as lovers and not the other way around
Racing through the city, windows down
In the back of yellow checkered cars

蓝 lan@yamper· Mar 24

this paints such a vivid picture of me quote with 4 of your open phone tabs

Four open phone tabs: the sinners home page, a steady hands sweater listing, a bright multicolored swim top listing, and the website of the Vanderpump hotel in Vegas

蓝 lan@yamper· Mar 14

come hell or high water ❤︎ 2.1k, M, epistolary fic ❤︎ in which kuroo writes kenma letters he'll never send. ❤︎ for @kurokenevents.bsky.social's #kuroken masquerade! archiveofourown.org/works/79447201

on top of a letter, it says "come hell or high water". underneath a seal it says "kuroo writes kenma love letters he'll never send", and 2142 words, m, epistolary

蓝 lan@yamper· Feb 24

Pokémon has released a 30th anniversary logo for every single Pokémon. Quote this with your favorite! www.serebii.net/pokemon30/

蓝 lan@yamper· Feb 22

haul from local artist alley event!!

fe3h stickers, sports anime print zine and stickers, sticker book, excel zine, severance print, Pokémon dog print and haikyuu stickers on top of a color block teal and lavender sweater

蓝 lan@yamper· Feb 14

i should maybe not have posted this at midnight last night

蓝 lan@yamper· Jan 25

my wife and i watch this nbc show called the traitors and when they vote people out they misspell names in the funniest way possible. like

reddit post about misspellings on the traitors

蓝 lan@yamper· Jan 19

at it again in the bowling alley (feat @horsetuna.bsky.social)

A picture of a bowling score chart with the photograph of a person with glasses and hoop earrings making a (: face as the background

蓝 lan@yamper· Jan 12

first day of work going great

discord screenshot of someone whose username is "bitch in stem (they/them)" and saying "sorry to keep being the guy who brings up reddit"

蓝 lan@yamper· Jan 7

the thing is if the foxhole court was an anime. kevin day absolutely would be the character who has this haircut

haru from free who has black hair with bangs and blue eyes

kageyama from haikyuu who has black hair with bangs and blue grey eyes

rin from blue lock who has black hair with bangs and blue eyes

蓝 lan@yamper· Jan 7

i tossed out all my ocs from when i was 13 in embarrassment but some day maybe i'll go back to some of them. if kevin day can go from looking like this to this maybe i can do anything

pencil drawing of kevin day from all for the game with his name in kanji, with long, light hair in a 00s anime art style.

screenshot of kevin day with dark hair and color, professionally printed by the rainbow crate editions of all for the game

蓝 lan@yamper· Jan 2

my fic for @kurokenexchange.bsky.social 🐈‍⬛ about love, g, #kuroken, 1.6k 🐈‍⬛ the night before he leaves for college, kuroo struggles to put his relationship with kenma into words 🐈‍⬛ first kiss, getting together, idiots in love archiveofourown.org/works/75371851