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🐋 haden 🪐

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🚀 mynock is your-nock | writer, loser, cat dad | they/he 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 📍 piscataway land hadencross.com

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🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· 25d

chillin

a dilute tortie cat lounging casually on a wooden table

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· 28d

i’ve been getting this instagram ad for WEEKS. another blessed fail for targeted advertising (outside of correctly pinning my location) but i don’t need to see it anymore. this is none of my business

instagram ad screenshot

National pork producers council:
China’s pork lobby in Washington

Image is red with a white man on the left (idk who) and xi jinping on the right with the Chinese flag in the middle

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jul 12

hooray

lemon blackberry upside down cake on a white plastic cooling rack

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jul 12

leaving the grocery store

simple three-panel black and white line art meme comic. first panel is a guy in a car with the caption edited to say "walking home." second panel is the same but the guy is thinking "new TVL ep is up." last panel is the guy very intensely driving with a >:D face. the original one's thought in the second panel is "p/enis." sorry for censoring it in alt text but you know bsky would try to label this as mature otherwise

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jul 5

same

dilute tortie cat lying on a wide windowsill with her back to the window, overlooking an urban street. she’s on her side, tummy exposed, with one front paw outstretched

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jul 2

best girl in the world alert

a dilute tortie cat lounging on an open book of crossword puzzles with a yellow mechanical pencil balanced on her head

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 29

consistency’s not quite there, as expected, but it still tastes good

two small slices of basque cheesecake with three raspberries on top of each. the plate is blue and white

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 27

hooray

hardcover library copy of THE BUFFALO HUNTER HUNTER by stephen graham jones

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 20

the thing about double dipping with medications causing heat intolerance is that it can be pleasantly warm outside (83F! 52F dew point!) and you’re still like

spongebob, only wearing socks and shoes, pausing to catch his breath. he’s got one arm for support on the outside of a cave

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 18

🫒!!

a dilute tortie cat lying on her side on top of a light gray couch. her eyes are half open and one front leg is draped over the cushion

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 17

no wonder rockwell kent helped catapult MOBY-DICK back into relevance. hell yeah

woodcut print by rockwell kent in his illustrated edition of MOBY-DICK. queequeg and ishmael in bed at the inn, with queequeg cuddled up on ishmael

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 16

i know you’re part of the devil’s retinue korovyov but you don’t have to let them call you that

excerpt from THE MASTER AND MARGARITA by mikhail bulgakov

“Anyone who had had the misfortune of crossing his path in recent days would have recognized him at once, even in that feebly flickering light. It was Korovyov, alias Fagot.”

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 13

wow they really let anyone into these things nowadays!! but For Real: an absurd and incredible honor to be in the running at all 🐋🪐

front of the program for the lambda literary awards in low light, spotlit in pinks

folder opened to display a certificate

The 38th Annual Lambda Literary Awards are honored to recognize Haden Cross as a finalist in Transgender Fiction for The Uncontinented Stars. Congratulations and thank you for your contribution to LGBTQ+ literary excellence.

Signatures of J. Clapp and Lekesha Lewis

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 6

lord of the realm inspecting her subjects

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· Jun 4

the face of a girl who thinks i’m eating her treats in bed (it’s throat lozenges)

a dilute tortie cat lying on her side looking up at the camera. she’s on a woven wool rug with teal, light blue, gray, and white geometric patterns

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 29

screencap from the simpsons. homer is sitting on the sidewalk by his pink car in an empty parking lot. his heads is in his hands. caption: [sobbing]

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 27

big library day!! > first time seeing My Book out in the wild anywhere > first person to check out PLASTIC, PRISM, VOID in the whole county

selfie of op, a white masc person with short hair, a light pink baseball cap, and glasses, while pointing behind them to the library shelf where their book is

cover of a library copy of PLASTIC, PRISM, VOID by violet Allen

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 26

she’s just so shaped

a dilute tortie cat curled on her side on a white crocheted blanket. she’s looking up at the camera with half-open eyes and her limbs are all over the place while still being round

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 26

tumblr ads, please never change

tumblr ad from "palm springs goes blonde"

ad text: celebrate marilyn monroe's 100th with citywide festivities and unforgettable moments in palm springs.

image below is, inexplicably, of a red dragon flying over a mountainous kingdom while holding a banner for "dragon wing travel." even before i took the screenshot the dragon was not well-centered so one of its wings isn't visible, along with the very tip of its snout. probably not human made tbh

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 21

also much cleaner than my tama

crew of the mynock as tomodachi miis laying in a clover field

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 19

belated library haul from this afternoon, ft. yes that’s right baby’s first discworld

three library books lined up horizontally on a blanket. from left to right: THE KING MUST DIE by kemi ashing-giwa; HARMATTAN SEASON by tochi onyebuchi; MONSTROUS REGIMENT by terry pratchett

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 17

everyone look at olive right now!!!!!! cutest girl in the world alert!!!!

a dilute tortie cat lying on her back, belly up to the camera, vertical with her upper half on the bottom. her head and shoulders are twisted to the side so she can look better at me taking the photo. one of her front legs is stretched straight down and the other is curled daintily

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 14

we did it

screengrab from tomodachi life featuring miis of nathaniel hawthorne and herman melville in a heart cutout of a pink background. the caption on top reads: “nathan hawthorne & herman melville’s honeymoon hawaii tour”

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 12

babygirl loves to watch her stories (my tomodachi life island)

a dilute tortie cat staring with interest at the screen of a Nintendo switch (taken from behind the console). the room is a mess behind her which is fine

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 11

back to my roots of naming wips some nonsense

screenshot of the title and menu ribbon of a googledoc. the title is "no time like the nothing"

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 8

latest episode of hacks quite literally made me do this several times

stock photo of white woman in glasses biting into her laptop by the trackpad. she looks distressed/overwhelmed

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 7

it’s time to look at olive now

a dilute tortie cat peeking through the center of two large pillows from the back of the sofa. her eyes are sleepy squinty and you can only see her head

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 6

ART IMITATES LIFE!!!!!!!!!

a tomodachi life mii of herman melville staring with wide eyes in front of a pink sparkly background

a tomodachi life mii of nathaniel hawthorne grinning with closed eyes in front of a sparkly pink background

tomodachi life herman melville blushing with the speech bubble: “i think i’m falling in love with nathaniel!” the background is the same sparkly pink and hawthorne’s mii head floats to his right. two option sit below in darker pink: “you’re imagining things” and “it must be love!”

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 6

hehe

a mii of kim kitsuragi in tomodachi life

🐋 haden 🪐@yavin4· May 4

mood. i got eight slots taken up just by my space whales kiddos which is 100% worth it to see abelard being a huge freak

tomodachi life scene where an old bald white man (abelard cousteau) is wide-eyedly eavesdropping like WEIRDLY close to two other characters on a seesaw