Zerrin Xendrake

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"Blue skies, clear seas, and boundless possibilities!" 36, he/him. Galka. Gamer. Techie. Coffeehouse culture fiend. Unapologetic Cleveland Show stan. Rule 35 Enforcer. Wreck-It Ralph is my everything. Occasionally NSFW; 18+ followers only, please!

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Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Jun 14

Happy Pride Month! Here's a little something I commissioned from the wonderful @puri-poo.bsky.social a few years back!

Digital art featuring Phillip "Chozen" Cullen's (from the animated TV series "Chozen", left) and Hector "Spanky" Soldado (from the videogame "State of Emergency", right).

Both men are naked and making out while also engaging in mutual masturbation. The hands of their other arms, wrapped around each other, are holding a cannabis joint and half-full beer bottle, respectively.

Though otherwise unclothed, both men are wearing bandanas patterned after the gay and bisexual Pride flags, respectively (again).

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· May 23

Screenshot from Final Fantasy Unlimited (episode 7, "Subway: Enemy of the Dimensional Tunnel"), showing a Soil bullet floating in front of Kaze.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· May 22

I just know these two have jerked off together at the VERY least.

Screenshot from The Cleveland Show episode "Cleveland's Angels" (S1E20), of two male University of Delaware students smiling at each other while watching the show in a typical dorm room.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 30

TFW you realise these two are technically cousins.

Official artwork of Chumley Huffington / Hayato Maeda, from Yu-Gi-Oh GX.

Raymond the Bear, from The Cleveland Show.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 29

Mario's Growlr profile be like

Photo of the packaging of a microwavable sub roll sandwich with the text "ITALIAN BIG MEATY".

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 25

A square-folded black graphic T-shirt advertising the 2026 UK tour of the Welsh prog-rock band, Karnataka.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 25

It he (but dog)!

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 23

Cloud calls him dad, we call him daddy!

Screenshot from Final Fantasy VII: Ever Crisis, showcasing a new skin for Glenn Lodbrok with an accompanying weapon, the Garish Greatblade.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 20

It's his day again!!

Raymond the Bear, from The Cleveland Show, saying "Hello." while about to take a hit from a miniature bong.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 15

With a name like that, I'm definitely gonna need to see Glenn dressed as Banjo while holding it.

Screenshot from Final Fantasy VII: Ever Crisis, showcasing a weapon named Jiggy Fam; a large warhammer of steampunk/junkpunk aesthetic in copper and steel tones.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 3

Leblanc (flanked by Logos and Ormi), from Final Fantasy X-2.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 3

Cursed thought.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Apr 1

OH NO THEY THE FUCK DIDN'T

Screencap from Final Fantasy VII: Ever Crisis, showing a wallpaper featuring Cloud and Young Sephiroth in skins based on the outfits of Nero the Sable and Weiss the Immaculate, respectively.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 27

The Four Craftsmen of the Apocalypse

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 24

Oh, I could never pick just one bear as my favourite! But as for the one that most immediately comes to mind…

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 23

🐻🐼🐻‍❄️ Happy World Bear Day!!! 🐻🐼🐻‍❄️

Screenshot from We Bare Bears, showing Grizz raining dollars on Panda.

Screenshot from Chozen, showing Phillip "Chozen" Cullens raining dollars on a bear-masked dancer grinding on him.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 22

😳❤️‍🔥🥴 Also, this reminds me of how the members of NORA, the vigilante group he leads, all have outfits based on other sports (well, all except Yuj). Gadot (right): basketball Lebreau (middle-right): volleyball Maqui (middle-left): snowboarding

The members of NORA (minus their leader, Snow Villiers).

From left to right: Yuj, Maqui, Lebreau, and Gadot.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 22

Not what I first thought it'd be (IYKYK)

Screencap from CodyCross, highlighting the word "bundles" with the clue "Bunches of twigs".

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 17

Does this count?

Cover art for the Classics HD release of the Splinter Cell Trilogy on PlayStation 3 (Spanish version).

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 13

One of these things is not like the others!

A photo of a SpongeBob SquarePants themed 7-piece band set, including a Paw Patrol harmonica.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 12

Sweet baby moonbruin, too good for this sinful world.

Screenshot from Highguard, showing the trader Flynn and his baby moonbruin companion Gregory.

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 12

Auric's Wrath

"But in their greed and arrogance, they had awoken an ancient malevolence whose name had long been forgotten. It surged forth from the abyss. That is when the Lords called upon the young warrior captain Auric Bloodbeard and his legion to defend their newfound treasure.

—excerpt from "The Tale of Auric Bloodbeard"

Black Crag

"During the battle, the enemy poured forth from the dark fissures of the deep in numbers so great they blotted out the torchlight. So Auric and his men fought in the dark."

—excerpt from "The Tale of Auric Bloodbeard"

Delver's Might

"When the last hammerstroke fell, darkness gave way to lamp light. It was then that Auric and the survivors removed their battle helms and wept. For the cost of their victory was greater than they could bear."

—excerpt from "The Tale of Auric Bloodbeard"

"Auric and his fighting few returned home. To celebrate their victory, the mountain lords presented them with axes, twelve in all; each with hafts wrought of the finest silver and edges of pure singing stone. As is custom, each axe was named by its bearer; Auric named his "Greedbreaker", to honour the brave dead who had died fighting for another's wealth—and to remind himself that he would never do so again."

—excerpt from "The Tale of Auric Bloodbeard"

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 12

Saved for posterity, Highguard's first and only episodic lore quest, The Dark Below.

The Dark Below

An anonymous client seeks to recover ancient retics from a mysterious civilization known as "The Delvers". These artifacts have recently been discovered in key Vigil sites across Highguard, and their workmanship evidences an advanced knowledge of vesper extraction and metallurgy that exceeds our own. Find and deliver any Delver artifacts to the Vigil, and you will be handsomely rewarded.

Brightforge

"Once, when the light of the Brightforge still burned upon our people, the greatest amongst us found his destiny in the Delving Deep. This is his tale."

—excerpt from "The Tale of Auric Bloodbeard"

Anvilbiter

"The mountain's bounty was plentiful, and from its gifts the smiths wrought new wonders of iron and singing stone. But for the Lords of the Mountain, it was never enough. And so they bade the engineers dig deeper."

—excerpt from "The Tale of Auric Bloodbeard"

Eartheater

"The eartheaters chewed through stone with their longhammers, boring into the mountain like a worm gnaws through the apple. And as they ate into the very heart of the mountain itself, they gazed upon the endless fields of singing stone with an insatiable hunger."

—excerpt from "The Tale of Auric Bloodbeard"

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Mar 6

Well, you know what they say: takes one to beat one!

Screenshot from Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis; more specifically, the 2.5 Year Anniversary event scenario, Weapon Showdown: Battle for the Planet.

Aerith, Zack, and Angeal confront Sephiroth in a recreation of Banora.

Sephiroth: "You can bundle together like so many sticks, but you still won't be able to stop me."

Zerrin Xendrake@yellowmage· Feb 28

Yo, Sony! With a new mainline Pokémon game on the horizon and the newest Digimon game still being decently recent, you know what it's a great time to bring back?