Uncle Asriel

@yeruncleasriel

Mid-30s library professional, ttrpg dork, Bast cultist, pulp fiction enthusiast, enjoyer of filmmaking & animation. It's not over until you're all out of healing potions & the cleric is unconscious

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Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Jul 12

Drop a fictional pig

A portrait of Harry DuBois from Disco Elysium, giving The Expression

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Oct 5

What the fuck did you just say?

An image of a cheerfully sinister Brent Spiner smiling as he plays Lore, with the caption "Are you prepared for the kind of death you've earned, little man?"

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Apr 30

‪ If you see this, post a witch!

An image of Luz Noceda from the tv show The Owl House

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Apr 29

The dril tweet saying: "im not owned! im not owned!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and dtransform into a corn cob.

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Mar 16

This is where I skeet from

Amapof Clark Ashton Smith's fictional version of Medieval France, Averoigne

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Mar 11

We can now post 3-minute videos! Which means this tribute to @kevinscomputer.bsky.social gifted to us by way of @psihypo.bsky.social can live again!

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Feb 19

God I miss Superdickery.com

The cover of Superman's Pal Jimmy Olson erntiled "Olsen and Aquaman in...survival of the fittest." As Jimmy Olson and and Aquaman grovel at Superman's feet amidst a bone-strewn sunny-scorched desert, Jimmy gasps "Superman...stop this crazy test! Let us share the water or we DIE!" A smugly smiling Superman dangles a pitcher of water above their reach, declaring "Sorry, Jimmy! The ground rules allow only one survivor! You or Aquaman!"

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Feb 14

Sounds like someone read That Panel of Mouse Guard at an impressionable age....

A three panel comic from Mouse Guard. The upper left panel shows two tiny mice looking up at a one-eyed owl. A red mouse wielding a sword asks "What did it say?" The upper right panel shows a grey mouse with a black axe answering "This ends in death". The largest panel at the bottom shows the grew mouse charging the owl with the black axe primed, while the owl looms above with its scarred socked glowering.

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Nov 25

Fuck off, adbot

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Sep 25

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Sep 13

So, I'm a 90% Bard, with spit on either becoming a Cleric or Wizard. Guess an bullshitter with booksmarts, who double majored in theology and arcane lore seems about right?

Results from a D&D test. Numbers in order are: 50% barbarian, 90% bard, 65% cleric, 55% druid, 50% fighter, 55% monk, 50% paladin, 40% ranger, 55% rogue, 50% sorcerer, 60% warlock, and 65% wizard

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· May 29

“if u see this i implore u to post a picture from whatever device u are using without explanation”

Image of Laios from Dungeon Meshi grinning with a fist clenched in excitement, with the subtitles underneath reading "[Laios' party] This is bad."

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Mar 29

A mysterious package in the mail? Many thanks to @gregstolze.bsky.social and @atomicovermind.bsky.social ! The birthday gift I never expected!

Three pictures of a box, opening up to reveal the delixe edition of Reign 2nd Edition by Greg Stolze

Uncle Asriel@yeruncleasriel· Feb 10

LOGGING ON