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pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· 24d

dinner tonite is tunamayo onigiri. it is delicious.

a photo of 3 onigiri sitting on my desk. they're wrapped in seaweed with plastic between the rice and the nori, so it won't get gummy before i get to eat it. 2 of the onigiri are closed with pink petal shaped washi tape, and the third, in the middle of the other 2, has temari ball washi tapes.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· 27d

jfc.

a screenshot of my weather app. it says it's 83°F but feels like 101°F1 fuckin' a, man, that is way the hell too many degrees.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· 29d

it s 2:03 in the goddamn morning. what the fuck is this temp?! #ThatIsTooManyDegrees #PutSomeBack #Like40OfThem

a screenshot from my weather app, showing that at 203 am, it is 80°F and feels like 88°F. that is far too many degrees.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jul 12

the chair rules: it's too damn hot to work.

a screenshot of my weather app showing it's 86°F with a realfeel of 101°F. Too. Damn. Hot.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jul 11

oh my god i hope they get booted tooooo!

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jul 8

the settings menu just asks me if i want to turn on cloud shit, which no, i don't. THE IMAGES ARE ALREADY ON MY PHONE. let me see my fucking gallery you piece of shit browser.

the menu i get when i try to add an image here. it defaults to just showing every image in chrono order. i have them in folders. the collections menu is 3 extra clicks to get to my folders, and then things are still arranged chrono there. that is not how they are in my gallery folders. i can't figure out how to fix this bullshit.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jul 8

showered! now i'm treating myself to an ice cream cookie sandwich.

a white ceramic plate with blue restaurant style lines along the edge. on it sits an ice cream sandwich. chocolate choco chip cookies on either side of green mint choco chip ice cream. it's a little melty, which is good.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jul 2

wait really? wow.

chronicles of narnia meme with aslan and the kids in warm colors on the left and the witch in cool tones on the right, with the words "the lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch" overlayed.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jul 2

jesus fucking christ onna soda cracker that is too many degrees. put half of those back.

a screenshot of my weather app, updated just now at 9:22pm. it has a big red "Extreme Heat Warning" across the top, showing no rain in the next hour, and the current outside temp of 89° and a real feel of 97-gahtdam degrees Fahrenheit.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jun 29

that is too many degrees. put some of those degrees back.

a screenshot from my weather app. there's a big red bar up top proclaiming a heat advisory. the current conditions state no rain for at least an hour, but that it is currently 76° F, and the RealFeel is 86 FLIPPING DEGREES F. updated when i took the screenshot at 1254am.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jun 17

one of these fuckers.

a photo of a rocket pop iced lolly. it's vaguely rocket shaped, on a stick, and red at the front, white in the middle, and blue at the end.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jun 10

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jun 7

this is a very pretty shade of purple, i think.

my grape gatorade zero. i have my task lights on over my desk, so light is shining into the liquid, since the cap is off. you can see how pretty the shade of purple is. it's a kind of pale-ish royal purple with a slight touch of grey.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jun 6

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Jun 2

i worked 12.5 hours today! 🤪 live feed from my house, btw -

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 27

done! and i am DAMP now.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 22

this raggety bitch has been in office 3 GODDAMN YEARS longer than i have been ALIVE. i have no fucking clue why no one has challenged her.

the opening paragraph of marcua kaptur's wikipedia page, which includes the stat that she's been in office, in that very same chair, SINCE 1983. i was born in 1986, btw. i'm 40 years old this year.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 19

it gon' rain.

a shot of the radar screen showing western ohio and indiana. there's a line of fairly intense thumderstorms sweeping across in a diagonal line from evansville IN up through toledo and detroit on up.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 18

i really dislike that whoever designed this kitchen decided that "immediately next to the back door" was a good place for the stove. because, no, no it is NOT a good place for the damn stove.

a photo of my stove as i cook dinner. there is a frying pan with a silicone lid on the front right burner, and our air fryer on the front left. the handle of the frying pan is touching the moulding surrounding the back door, and you can clearly see that i have to fully open the back door to pull out the stove. because of the position of the door handle.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 16

oh snap.

an orange kitten, with a shocked look on it's face, it's green eyes wide. it's right front paw over it's mouth in shock, the left holding steady on the furniture it's sitting in.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 14

foghorn leghorn meme. he's pointing off screen with his thumb and it's captioned "What in the -- I say what in the fuck is this shit?"

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 13

this makes my and my backup's jobs IMMENSELY more difficult and annoying. i really need them to get their shit together like, yesterday.

a white man in a brown winter coat, with a hat and scarf, wearing sunglasses. he is holding a handmade sign in his gloved hand that says "I AM A LITTLE UPSET." he looks quite stoic, protesting in the snow.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 8

i need these to come in much larger bags. i've been eating basically 1.5 bags a day this week. i also had dried kiwis earlier. i'm gonna buy a shitton on these. if aldi ever stops carrying them i will have The Biggest Sad.

a photo of a bag of southern grove sweetened dried tangerines. the bag is 6oz when full.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 5

soreness has abated as the day progressed, thank fuck. current voice status - yzma after being turned into a cat. "is that my voice? is that MY voice?"

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 5

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 4

current mood - squinched up face on this owl statue

a statue of an owl the owl has a kinda squinch up face like they're suspicious and also like they're making the owl equivalent of kermit's grimace.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 4

thank god for care credit, but god damn. #luxurybones

a photo of the recipt for my payment. i erased identifying stuff, but i left that i chose 6 deferred interest and that the total i paid was $1771.00

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· May 4

the Offending Tooth is on the right.

my xrays! it shows a filling on the far left, a root canal and crown center, and a big temp filling on the far right. that one will soon look like the center.

pockets and sedition@yoboseiyo· Apr 30

i can't even find it within myself ro be shocked about this. i just... there's nothing left in the tank.