Rachel

@yooperbogwitch

Yooper for life even when dislocated. Elkhound bestie and black cat mom. Honest to the point of recklessness. Deadly Relative. Bog Witch.

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Rachel@yooperbogwitch· 4d

Not a pet but this Assateague pony I saw a couple of weeks ago has palpable attitude and I would die for her.

Brown Assateague Island wild pony with a thick tousled main and a short white blaze is standing in the salt marsh. She is looking rather annoyed because the wind blew my kayak a bit too close for her taste.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· 25d

Rocking this in SE Michigan and it’s actually better than yesterday.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Jul 3

He begged me to come outside for 30 minutes only to stare at flies on dog shit. 🙄

A black cat wearing a red harness standing in front of a pile of dog shit in my yard.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Jun 17

He’s come a long way for a cat we found worm ridden under a bush. So handsome.

A black cat with gold eyes slightly squinted staring directly into the camera. His arms are folded neatly under him. He is laying in a black and white cat bed on a floral carpet. A stuffed mouse is visible in the lower right corner.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· May 21

Gibbet is doing well on his leash.

A black Bombay cat wearing a leash with skulls and crossbones on it poking around in my backyard. He appears to be checking out the axe leaning against the fence in the background.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Apr 11

I never had a cat who liked wearing costumes. @darthbluesky.bsky.social I think he is jealous because Luna Sisu got so much attention. He literally asked to wear it 😂

A black cat with gold eyes and large pupils wearing a purple sparkly squid costume. He freaking loves it and asked for it to be put on him.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Apr 10

@darthbluesky.bsky.social My fat ass wolfy Norwegian Elkhound has officially lost 20 pounds and weighs about what she actually should. Give it up for Luna Sisu! Also she is super hungry. Send treats but please address them to Gibbet F. Cat.

Very smiley Norwegian Elkhound staring directly at the camera with a dopey, open mouth smile on her face. My hand is in the photo rubbing her ear.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Apr 5

We are doing vegan Minnesota wild rice chili today. I’m also making roasted potatoes because we need to use up the potatoes. Everything sucks but we can still eat well.

Pot of vegan wild rice soup in a white pot

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Apr 5

He is the most evil cat I have ever met. I stand by my choice of name.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Apr 5

Best Star Trek crew. Wrong answers only.

Still shot from the Snotty Nose Rez Kids video for the song Damn Right. The duo and crew are recreating the Beatles Sgt. Pepper album cover with a sacred drum front and center.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Apr 3

I haven’t been posting much at all because of the horrors. Just reading my feed takes it out of me. Anyway I recently stayed at The Siren Hotel in the Wurlitzer building with my bestie and all I can say is go there if you get the chance!

A dimly lit hotel room featuring gorgeous adult bunk beds with pink and white chintz spreads and a small bench with mini bar.

A shot looking down the hallway of the Siren Hotel in the Wurlitzer Building Detroit. The floor is hardwood with a crimson runner rug down the center. Gold wall sconces add the finishing touch.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Mar 19

A cartoon devil looks shocked and the text reads “First of all, yikes.”

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Dec 9

You will be visited by three spirits.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Sep 25

Lodging for the night is set. Off to see the B-52s and Devo withe my bestie Niibinkwe.

A green and gray tent set up in the forest.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Aug 26

This absolute menace bit me last night and scored a decently deep puncture wound on my ankle. Decided to get a tetanus booster because it’s been some years and decided I should get all the shots because ‘merica. No covid shots available though.

Black Bombay cat with gold eyes. He’s curled up on a grey couch and staring rather balefully at the camera.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Jul 6

Gibbet attacked me this morning out of the blue. I was just having my coffee. Viciously. Left two deep puncture wounds. Meanwhile I just looked at him now and my first thought was “I’m so happy with my little black cat.” Probably toxoplasmosis right?

Black cat with green eyes being held upside down so his extra large front incisors can be seen. He has a small white patch on his neck and a look of pure eldritch evil in his eyes.

Same black cat calmly grooming himself on a red blanket.

Rachel@yooperbogwitch· Jun 25

Got a bunch of leftover tile? Got a thick ass cement slab that may have Hoffa under it in the back yard? Tile it with Italian tiles and make a pond/fountain. Follow me for more DIY tips.