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@youeatsnot
Just a mom in a world of supermoms and social media. Works in higher ed & some other jobs because life 🤷♀️ Posts are my own & mostly snark. Don’t be a jerk.
Good to know someone else shares my sentiments today. Thank you, random message-leaver. I feel seen.
Oh, so experience is important to you after all? Love to see this playing out this way.
A couple years ago my neighborhood had a guy that would use a high power weed killer to do this to people’s lawns. Took this poor lady over a year before the letters finally faded all the way on her lawn.
McDonald’s ceo clearly finds their burgers disgusting yet every employee at every McDonalds ever questions MY judgment when I order my Big Mac minus beef patties. 🤯 *I eat meat, just not McDonald’s meat.
EBV is a major risk factor for MS and countless other autoimmune diseases. This is insanity. WTF are we doing?!
Just caught myself justifying needing space with a dog. We’re besties, Bear, not conjoined twins.
Putting out these weird “I’m sane” updates while simultaneously doing the most insane acts. 🤯
Why is there a cutesy name for ovary pain? Mittelschmerz sounds like asking a preschooler if they have a case of the sads.
Me: ChatGPT, why do I feel sore & unrested when I wake up? CHATGPT: Stretch before bed. *elder millennial eye twitches*
My washing machine has braille for just two buttons. The rest are just a grab bag.
The nuke AI is now blackmailing people… is a sentence I never thought would be spoken.