My 1000th post! Your brain will consume porn until it finally goes POP~! I'll even help by holding your phone and stroking your onahole for you~ You know, I've drained almost 10,000 hours of humanity's existance since I started~? Quit being productive and contribute to that~ ♡

Here's your drink! You were desperate for me to mix it, so I shook the drink AND my tits together~! That way, it has a natural warmth~ Oh, and I took the liberty of mixing a... creamier flavour into it~! If you want more of that cream later, make sure not to swallow the key~ ♡

It's so unfair! You've never had sex even once, yet HE gets TWO GIRLS at THE SAME TIME!? Here's how to let that frustration out~! When you see any BNWO content, pull your white clitty out, and haterub to it~! If you accept permavirginity, you'll never feel frustrated again~ ♤

Back the right horse! Not just figuratively! Your favourite horsegirl has requested her #1 fan help with "extra training" since her training partner is exhausted~! Time to work on that riding technique~! Watch yourself though... If you're not careful, she might buck you off~ ♡

Isn't it odd... Whenever you fantasize about being a cuck, it's always the same people you're having that fantasy about~? Be it your mom, sister, or crush, they're all stolen by a mean girl, a girlcock, or a BBC~! You get off to seeing your support group hate you, don't you~ ♡

She's yours? From the fact she's been taking 13 inches of girlmeat for hours now, I think she's actually owned by the TNWO~ Be thankful! She's feeling pleasure you could never give her with... whatever that clitty is... If you're jealous, you can always be a supportive cuck~ ♡

You thirsty? I've got a special treat, just for you! Close your eyes, put your lips on the end of the suspicious hole, then open wide~! You'll feel a large, warm sensation in your throat. This is normal~! Just keep your tongue out, and say "aaah" until your suprise is ready~ ♡

Isn't it obvious? Whatever you play, you'll always see the pattern. You blunder your White Queen, and she gets captured by the Black King~ Sort a deck of cards, and the Ace of Spades is after a King~! Strangely though, the Queen of Spades always seems to cum before her King~ ♤

It's you! You're the bully making my son's life at college a living hell, aren't you! Why, I oughta show you what we do to bullies around here... Let's teach him natural selection~! If only the strongest survive, then I'll happily continue your superior, more hung bloodline~ ♡

Science thanks you! Now, as per your waiver, you have forfeit all rights to your body, and are legally designated a living milking organ~! Our researchers will ensure that, while milking organs are mummified alive, they are in perfect condition, ready for decades of milking~ ♡

Chat, listen... If I was crazy enough to fuck on stream, I'd at least be fucking a dick that's way bigger than all yours to get knocked up~! Stop forcing your cuck fantasies on others, and accept that this your new cuck reality~! All your favourite VTubers are Built for BBC~ ♤

I'm inside you~ No matter how HARD you try, how LONG you try to get away, WHATEVER you do, I'll always be etched into your brain~! The part of your brain that, years from now, when you've quit porn and moved on, will pull you straight back to cumming uncontrollably for me~ ♡

Happy Independence Day~! I hope all you Americans are spending your 250th anniversary gooning~! You're free to pump to your heart's desire! Make sure your whole day consists of "standing at attention" and "working the flagpole"~! By the end, you'll be "shooting fireworks"~ ♡

(1) NEW MESSAGE Either stop texting her, or I'll make your girlfriend block you. Since you care SO much, have a video of us. Clearly, she's MORE than okay~! I'm putting her phone on silent now, so actually, feel free to spam her. Way hotter knowing you're coperubbing to us~ ♡

Nobody can save you~ My favourite pastime is going into bars, hooking up with gooners, then forcing them to watch porn while pounding me~! If you want to fuck me, it has to be while watching pornslop on your VR headset~! Even if you're "winning", you're still getting worse~ ♡

Remember our deal~? After you go pyuu pyuu for the last time, I'll be locking your clitty up for "a while"~! How long? I don't know, lol~? Are you STILL talking? Can you like, shut up and empty your balls already~? I'm so excited to finally CLICK your tiny dick away forever~ ♡

This is marriage in 2026! Supporting each other, no matter what~! Whether that's being her seat, or watching her play with her friends~! Right now, they're playing "thrusting roulette"! After each thrust, he can switch which hole he pounds~! Better hope he chooses her ass~ ♤

I can't help it! Your bully and I tried to make a deal to get him to stop bullying you! I swear I tried, but he was just so much more persuasive~! I promise I'll get him to stop, sweetie. A few more "negotiation" sessions with him, and I'm sure he'll finally leave you alone~ ♤

Uh oh... Ordering a human fleshlight replica is one thing, but practicing dark magic? There's dangerous spells in those books... Luckily, that risky Object Soul Transfer spell was completely safe! Your maid was so suprised you were okay, it was like her soul left her body~ ♡

Watch and learn. See how much bigger a real man's cock is compared to your tiny clitty? Why is it that yours isn't locked up again~? If you're smaller than him, you should pulverize your orbs! When you're done plapping yourself, make sure you give the screen a sloppy kiss~ ♡

Happy Father's Day! Infact, we're both celebrating the same father's day! Although, I think we call your father "daddy" for different reasons~ Is that a tent in your pants~? You're grounded! Your father and I are going to "have a talk", so go jerk off and fantasize about me~ ♡

Tough time gooning~? Always ask for help! So many gooners are shy about being corrected on their cock stroking technique, and that's okay! A great tip is to find a girl who's had lots of sex before~! The fastest way to learn is to let her milk you with her hot sweaty thighs~ ♡

I would never! You think a sex demon would lovebomb you~? When have I EVER suggested you should FALL DESPERATELY IN LOVE WITH ME before? Of course, if you did, I'd totally love you back! We could spend weeks fucking mindlessly, over and over, until your human body gives out~ ♡

Be proud! So many gooners nowadays always act all shy and quiet... Be outspoken and proud about being a goonbrained pornsexual~! Write depraved comments, like and repost posts to fuck your algorithm further, and most importantly, let porn take over every inch of your life~ ♡

Hey, don't cry! Struggling to cope with your ass getting pounded by a hung futa bitchbreaker~? There's a silver lining! I won't tell anyone~! Spares you the humiliation of telling everyone how I bullied your ass~! Although, I don't think I'll let your girlfriend be as lucky~ ♡

At ease~! When your first trainee mentioned you were to give her a "thorough physical exam", you knew she was getting hazed~ Turns out, physical exams aren't such a bad idea after all~! Requiring all your trainees to take exams twice a day has kept them all in tip-top shape~ ♡

Trouble getting it up~? Seems that, even with my breasts dangling infront of your face, you're having performance anxiety~! That's okay! Close your eyes, and use my throat to "jerk yourself off"~! Pretend it's your plastic toy, and soon enough, you should be cumming buckets~ ♡

You want a wankbattle~? Such a silly game! I mean, why make you cum when I can spend hours upon hours torturing your dick instead~? Breaking your cock into a protruding pussy-rod sounds so much hotter, doesn't it~? After this, I bet you'll never lose a wankbattle ever again~ ♡

Silly devs! They're letting us succubus girls NPCs edit the players stats now~? I'll try not to break your character too hard- OOPS! I turned your character into a softlocked, succubus-addicted husk~! When you make a new character, bring it to me, and I'll fix that one too~ ♡

Neat idea! Gacha games should add a cum leaderboard for their gooner playerbases! Let them tribute their cum to the fapbait girls~! Pull your favourite waifu up, go pyuu pyuu all over her as fast as you can, and win! The waifu with the most tributes gets more pornbait skins~ ♡