Lisbeth Fae

@yurifae

Why did the gods give me hands, if not to skeet? Give me my tools, and I shall craft abominations 18+ She/her (ŝi/ŝia) 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🦕🦖

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Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· 14d

Ok let’s see what it’s about (I have not read the web serial)

"Estro Junkies" by Talia Bhatt and Beth Leigh-Ann. Book 1 of "Ranked Competitive Breast Growth".
"Grow the biggest rack. Win at transition. No girls allowed."

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· 19d

Shadow the Hedgehog (the ultimate life-form) going “Girls are so cool. I wish there was a way to become one but alas.”

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· 19d

Found in the wild @magicariot.com

Sticker on street pole for the book Magica Riot

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· 21d

Kid at a pizza shop: “Hey Fred! Gimme a mecha story with extra big robots!”
Pizza Guy: “EXTRA BIG ROBOTS!”
Kid: “and hold the political themes.”
Guy: “Hold the Political themes?”
Kid: “and don’t add any of that gay stuff”
Guy: “Don’t add the gay stuff?
Hey, Jimmy! Gimme a mecha story with nothing!”
Jimmy: “NOTHING???”

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· 24d

A tiny floating aquarium plant I have just made an even tinier little flower!! For context, that flower is between 1-2 *millimeters* across. So tiny!! Red Root Floaters are cute!! So small!!!💚💚💚💚💚🌸

A red root floater aquarium plant with dinkiest little flower you ever did see.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· 29d

In light of the current job market I have new career goals.

Manga Woman screaming “Living my whole life as a pro Sugar Baby; That’s my dream!!”

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Jul 12

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! SO LONG, LINDSAY YOU PRICK Thoughts and Prayers!!

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Jun 29

Oh my fucking god I hate this man

From Politico:
“Newsom has issued a series of executive orders to promote generative AI as a way to improve government efficiency. Claude is already used for certain state tasks, from patching code to supporting a platform that collects input on the public’s feelings about AI.”

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Jun 11

I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Jun 2

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· May 23

THE OG!! Love that flag. One of the first ones is housed at the GLBT Historical Museum in San Francisco, and their museum mug has the Baker Flag on it.

A mug with the 8 striped original Pride flag, the Baker Flag.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· May 16

Like, what the fuck is this??? The Bronze Age was fascinating! One of Humanity’s earliest forays into globalization! Advanced societies built on complex networks! A collapse of entire civilizations! A world mythic even to the classical Greeks! And you pave all that over? Why???

A still from Nolan’s new Odyssey movie, with a fantasy version of Classical Greek armor.

A reconstruction of real Bronze Age Greek heavy armor. It has a helmet made of cut and sectioned boar tusk panels. The main armor is made of wide bronze straps layered like a wedding cake and extending down like a tunic. There’s a collar ring that extends up from the shoulders to just below the eyes.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· May 13

Alt text of this historic post

Post from @Sebban_E, May 13th 2016: two pictures of versions of a character saying “@CensoredGaming_ #TokyoMirageSessions
Not only did they remove her cleavage, but they also removed her vagina bones.”

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· May 8

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> *do u think maybe, just maybe, this has something to do with your past behavior too?*
> *i think comparing this to sexual violence is perhaps showing an attitude that would lead me to believe you might be a danger to women*
> *if libs of tiktok is a stochastic terrorist then so is will stancil*
> *and the liberals who write weird fanfiction about my rape like once a month are free of sin? they don't need to be cleaned out too?*
> *so when will stancil gets harassed it's like beyond the pale, unacceptable for people to lie about him and try to ruin his life like that. but when i laugh at a public post it's time to do the whole cassandra rapecourse again, who gives a shit what's true let's just keep playing telephone*
After a review of your account, we have determined that it has exceeded the maximum allowable number of policy violations. As a result, your account has been permanently suspended in accordance with our community guidelines.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Apr 25

*Evil Villain Voice* “You FOOL!! You think you can endure my attacks?” “I’m a hero! I’ve suffered FAR worse fates than you can imagine, Dark Witch Yurietta!” “You?? You’ve think you’ve SUFFERED!?! You are an even BIGGER FOOL than I thought! You want to know suffering? I’LL SHOW YOU TRUE SUFFERING.

The series “Nana”: Doomed Yuri and the virtual definition of comphet

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Apr 16

Presenting, the Flag of Bluesky

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Apr 14

Victory.

Bluesky notification: Charles Darwin followed you

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Apr 9

It’s giving Paleo-art inspiration (now with alt text)

A small bird with solid blocks of color, with a bright red underbelly, blue head, green wings and a yellow-green back. It looks as if a toddler colored it.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Apr 1

Old tweet:

me: "So, Karl Marx, that's basically what the world is like in 2018. What's your analysis of the situation? Is capitalism still doomed?" Karl Marx: "Holy shit, you went to the moon?"
me: "Does communism still have a future?" Karl Marx: "The moon in the fucking sky?"

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Apr 1

Now with alt text

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Mar 21

“It’s so confusing, isn’t it? So much going wrong, so much to say, and all of it happening so quickly.” -Nemik, Andor Comparison to Steve Bannon’s explicit admission of tactics: www.reddit.com/r/andor/comm...

Nemik from Andor remarking,
“The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it, and that is the real trick of the Imperial thought machine. It’s easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than it is behind a single incident.”

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Mar 11

“Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now” now with alt text

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Mar 1

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! EAT SHIT, ASSHOLE!!!

Professor Oak in Pokémon Leaf Green introducing his shitass grandson.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Feb 28

I want this to be canon so fucking much. now w/alt text

A small adorable fakemon like a sauropod, but with its body as a banana and it neck and head surrounded by banana peels, peeled back. It then shows the fakemon running away with the banana peels folded it up covering its neck and head.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Feb 27

Between the semitropical setting, the half-water half-land setup, what seems like underwater routes returning, *may e* ORAS sky battles, & with shots of several Gen 3 Pokémon, the new Pokémon region in Wind and Waves feels almost like a love letter to the Hoenn region to me and I fucking LOVE that

New protagonist from upcoming Pokémon game Wind/Waves overlooking a choppy strait in a subtropical/tropical region.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Feb 1

I’m not joking about the Black Panthers. The more I read the worse it fucking gets. Pedophile apologia, being the advisor of notorious shitstains Richard Dawkins and E.O. Wilson, Jesus Christ… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_...

Association with Jeffrey Epstein
Trivers took $40,000 from notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Trivers made remarks indicating his support for Epstein, even after his conviction, minimising Epstein's crimes and defending his reputation. Trivers said of Epstein's assaults on underage girls "by the time they're 14 or 15 they're grown women so I don't see the acts as so heinous". Reuters reported that "Trivers said Epstein is a person of integrity who should be given credit for serving time in prison and for settling civil lawsuits brought by women who said they were abused". Trivers maintained his friendship with Epstein as late as December 2019.

Trivers met Huey P. Newton, Chairman of the Black Panther Party, in 1978 when Newton applied while in prison to do a reading course with Trivers as part of a graduate degree in History of Consciousness at UC Santa Cruz. Trivers and Newton became close friends: Newton was godfather to one of Trivers's daughters. Trivers joined the Black Panther Party in 1979. He and Newton published an analysis of the role of self-deception by the flight crew in the crash of Air Florida Flight 90. Trivers was "ex-communicated" from the Panthers by Newton in
1982 for "his own good."

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Jan 30

About the 4 Black journalists that were kidnapped by the federal government, now with alt text.

Post by Black Press USA.
“Don Lemon, Trahem Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lundy were arrested by federal agents in connection to covering the protest that took place in a church in Minneapolis. They are having their rights violated.”
The post has pictures of all four journalists.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Jan 29

Via mpr news:

“According to court records, at least 422 habeas corpus petitions have been submitted in Minnesota since Jan. 5 when Noem announced an escalation to the ongoing Twin Cities immigration enforcement surge.
Brian Clark, who represents Maria Velasco Vertado's family of four from Hopkins, has submitted several of those habeas petitions in the last nine days.
He is an antitrust lawyer. He and hundreds of other private Minnesota attorneys received emergency training in immigration law 11 days ago and have been filing paperwork to help illegally detained children and families.”

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Jan 28

It feels so bizarre, the juxtaposition of humanity’s worst, and humanity’s best.

They have the most devastating stories. It's hard for me to even see them walk out. And I know instantly when they're an immigrant, not a citizen, because they walk out broken. It's unbearable to hear their stories. To say that they're not criminals is an total understatement.

Interviewer: Haven Watch got started just two weeks ago. How did you first see the need for it popping up?

Interviewee: Two weeks ago, I brought my my sons here to the Whipple building. We came with supplies to hand out to the observers and the protesters, which were hand warmers, cookies and protein bars. We didn't know people were getting released from detention right at that location, too.
In the midst of that, my son called me and said, "I found these two girls. I brought them to our car. They were freezing. I got them some food and water, and they're calling home."
And from his act of kindness, that's what we do every day. We meet people at the gate, we get them in a warm car. We give them burner phones. At first we were just offering our own phone, giving them a ride, or waiting till their own ride arrived. So my son's act of kindness is the inspiration for this.

Lisbeth Fae@yurifae· Jan 28

This is just…devastating.