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Applying to be your next pseudo-appointed imperial DOGE-Meister (plz put "Meister 3yums" on the door engraving, thx) Qualifications: Ordinary-sized balls-haver; proficient in Excel

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yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· 10h

Are we sure though? Is this man shitting outside, in this picture?

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· 1d

Call it the "Looty in The Booty" board

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· 7d

Roast Beef had to send the prez his shirt, that's how bad he is!

Roast Beef from Achewood has 3 shirts, and one of them describes Donald Deals just perfectly. It says "I'm The Guy Who Sucks"

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· 16d

Thinkin extra hard bout servin and protectin

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jul 19

Meanwhile, noone should impugn the good name of The Titté Brothers

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 28

Krugman found the enemy! Elon Musk is an evil enemy of the US people. Every piece of our establishment that enables and glorifies him is rotten and should be torn down. That's going to be painful and inconvenient, but absolutely necessary. bsky.app/profile/blog...

Image quotes the last two paragraphs of the article linked.
"Musk is a horrible, terrible person and has the blood of millions of children on his hands. Let’s be clear. Yes, it’s not something that has been proven, but it’s close to. It’s so overwhelmingly likely that it clearly has to be true. And he’s also a weak personality — very much like Trump again — he can’t take criticism, he can’t admit error. So what does it say ultimately about our society that so many people are willing to throw money at this guy and that they’re so willing to forgive the incredible failures that he carried out, the incredible disaster of his time in a position of public responsibility. And I don’t really know the answer to that.

There’s a real question about how it is we got at our current age of irresponsible oligarchs and with so little public backlash. And it’s starting to develop. But still, the fact that Elon Musk is still in business, let alone the world’s richest man, is in some sense an indictment of all of us."

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 28

Life is so unfair

Centrist Democrat must choose one of two buttons: "Lose my job" or "Do my job"

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 21

...and then these companies with "infinite growth potential" wind up with enough "capital" to buy out the competition, their upstream supply chain, and companies in various adjacent industries. Thus the growth prophecy fulfills itself, for awhile.

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 20

Wait, are we talking about THIS Michael Jackson?

Cover of "Software Requirements & Specifications" by Michael Jackson

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 19

I am always hearing about "we came one vote shy of sanity in congress, again", and now we finally found a guy made for a situation like that

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 19

What failings? History is written by winners, bro!

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 13

Somebody pleasant, like this guy:

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 11

These letters spell G-O-P bro. Deal with it.

This is Scooter. His dad totally owns a dealership.

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jun 7

Another maudlin stink-battle addition to Snakefest: Flesh-eating Screwworm vs. Beef Price Hopes bsky.app/profile/flan...

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· May 23

Yep, the JCPOA was the best step forward in security of this century, for everyone on our planet, except for the evil reactionary factions in the US and Israel...and Iran, I guess. Just reading about who in Iran opposed the deal and why - a clue to how great it was. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Critici...

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· May 3

I looked up the quote, to refresh my recollection: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket_...

Text of the "deplorables" speech, in the "Speech" section here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basket_of_deplorables

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Apr 26

@timheidecker.bsky.social tell me straight, just these two things: 1) Is there a war on for my mind? 2) Are there any supplements I can take to help me see through all the lies?

"MAGA Voice" on Twitter quoting Karoline Leavitt tonight re: "shots fired", includes FOX News screenshot

CNN screenshot saying "Expect the unexpected for Trump's first WH Correspondent's Dinner as president"

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Apr 26

Guy on right rumored to be agent of Egghead Bullies' Guild

Screenshot of FOX News video titled "Suspect Captured".
Left panel shows President Deals in a tux at press conference.
Right panel shows shooting suspect face down on the ground.

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Apr 20

Hmm, so far the website changes are pretty subtle. Good job on keeping the existing subscriber base comfy!

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Apr 17

Hmm, what about a bucket of truth?

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Apr 14

Maybe he thought he was supposed to meet The Titté Brothers?

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Apr 14

You, me, and Thomas Jefferson agree founders.archives.gov/documents/Je...

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Apr 7

Uh-oh, folks. Looks like there may be cause for concern!

Yahoo Finance article with title "Americans are uniquely vulnerable to Iran war volatility after years of buying stocks"

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Feb 21

That's a longer term solution, and will of course require the Dems to win in November. Until then, a party with "standing" to file a lawsuit is an entity that can claim it is being harmed and needs relief. For example, State of WV or some of its counties could sue. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standin...

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Feb 19

Heavy is the head that wears this ominous yet glamourous lighting

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Feb 8

Thanks! Here is a longer version of the quote, with alt-text. From "Freedom and Government" by Bertrand Russell, ca. 1940. quoteinvestigator.com/2024/02/28/f...

The first step in a fascist movement is the combination under an energetic leader of a number of men who possess more than the average share of leisure, brutality, and stupidity. The next step is to fascinate fools and muzzle the intelligent, by emotional excitement on the one hand and terrorism on the other.

This technique is as old as the hills; it was practiced in almost every Greek city, and the moderns have only enlarged its scale.

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Feb 2

Sneak peek at the design for the new Trump-Kennedy-Trump theater! No seats or stage...but who needs that woke drama-nerd stuff?

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jan 26

Nominating Good Ol' Blago to replace Noem ASAP

Rod Blagojevich - Interview From Prison!

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jan 25

I heard that "far left agitators" are eating the dogs, and "local authorities" are eating the cats, which is ... BIG IF TRUE

yum yum yum@yyyuuummm· Jan 1

Just documenting (before blocking) that the favorite topics of the "Diogenes" / communistspy account are his opinion that black people are inherently criminal, unicivilized, etc., and various pro-fascist, anti-immigrant stuff