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frontend performance girlie ⚡️ climbing, cooking, code, crosswords & cog sci 👩🏼‍💻 she/they 🌿 all cats are beautiful 😻

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[object Object]@zeigenvector· 21h

Update!

Plant hath flowered into a fuzzy burgundy striped bloom

[object Object]@zeigenvector· 7d

plant is giving real audrey two vibes wish me luck

Picture of a small cactus in a terra cotta pot with a big yet-unbloomed flower bud

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Jun 10

!!!!

Screenshot of the website header showing outdated aqua-style buttons, conferring a y2k look to the website

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Apr 2

Happy Passover from Claude Code!

Screenshot of Claude Code with the "thinking" spinner saying "Leavening"

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Feb 18

Screenshot of terminal text saying "Yeah, the agent hallucinated those." on top of the Tim Robinson "We're all trying to find the guy who did this" meme

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Dec 25

Screen grab from the Making Fiends web comic of a small blue girl using a giant purple brush to brush a very large red cat

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Oct 29

Pot, kettle

Screenshot of Claude saying “it’s just a dumb robot making bad guesses”

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Aug 30

spoiler alert: it's not her

Screenshot of Google search results, saying
AI Overview
Yes, the dancer and actress Maddie Ziegler has started a new career as a crossword constructor, with her work published in various newspapers and online platforms, including The New York Times. As an attorney, she also constructs crosswords for publications like Defector and The Wall Street Journal.

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Nov 13

At chinatownjs.nyc listening to a talk about the history of BoroJS. How nostalgic! And oh look it’s me on the slides!

Picture of a slide being presented with a woman (me) spraying a spray bottle

Picture of a slide with me on it being presented

Picture of a slide being presented with a screenshot of the old BrooklynJs website

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Nov 6

me at the coop this morning

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Jul 2

After almost 6.5 years, today was my last day at Slack! 🥲 I’ve grown so much as an engineer, leader, and human since joining, leading projects from desktop autocomplete to frontend performance. Today is quite a bittersweet day but I’m looking forward to what’s next! 💖

Photo in front of the NYSE from when Slack went public

Selfie in front of a poster of Cal Henderson

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Jan 29

it seems ive peaked

Screenshot of dating app saying “Hey Ben! What’s something cool you’ve learned recently?” followed by “Hey Jenna, we’ve actually met before and you used this same opening line”

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Dec 23

apparently the guggenheim has opinions on observability strategy!

Text on a museum wall with the header “Events” before “Performance”

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Dec 2

wow they are really starting them early, huh

Screenshot of TV programming on the Babyfirst channel that says “Play time with Al” but it looks like “Play time with AI”

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Oct 31

🎶 The closer I am to undefined 🎶 💖 JavaScript Barbie! 💖

Photo of woman with high ponytail, glasses, and magenta lipstick wearing a jean vest with code-related pins over a pink shirt with equations, holding a laptop with stickers

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Oct 27

In honor of 1989 (TV) day, one of my favorite slides from my last talk on Slack’s perf approaches 🌳

Codemods
Performance problems can be detected and fixed at the AST level?!
- “Hoisting" static unstable props being passed to children
- Re-writing prop calculations in a way that facilitates memoization
- Replacing unstable empty values with constants like EMPTY OBJECT

Remember when props failed equality?
I wrote code, I said "I'm making you free" The monsters turned out to be just trees
Amazing what you can do with an AST

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Oct 21

queen bee shit

Screenshot of Spelling Bee game where he first and only word found is “dong”

[object Object]@zeigenvector· Aug 23

honk if you like python print statements

Photo of a blue car with a license plate that says PEP 214

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