zellish

@zellishrows

Here for the laughs not the misery. Bit of a twat. Blueskying since 2023. Talking shit since 1974.

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zellish@zellishrows· 11d

No, you’re childish.

A sun scorched lawn with the word POO grown in lush green capital letters, representing two weeks careful cultivation.

zellish@zellishrows· 16d

I’ve just discovered the existence of this town in Kentucky. The locals pronounce it ‘Versales’. Thick fucks.

zellish@zellishrows· 20d

f you see this, quote a pic of you in sunglasses

zellish@zellishrows· 28d

Nice. I bought these the other day, they’re getting their first outing tomorrow.

zellish@zellishrows· Jul 13

Cast yourself as a villain

Death Vader pointing at Leia with the caption, ‘Smell your mum’.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 22

Rembrandt self portrait. Rembrandt is wearing a black velvet cloak and a black velvet hat, with a large white ostrich feather on the front. A mere £30 million if you want it.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 21

I just made an impulse buy. 😍

Adidas trainers inspired by Liberty of London. Navy blue with Liberty style patterned stripes and laces.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 21

If you’d like, post one photo of a painting that you took with your very own hands.

Seurat’s A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte, except it’s not, it’s all Simpsons characters.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 13

Images you can hear

Start of a MarioKart N64 race. The countdown is on 2 and there are two red lights.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 9

Never mind all Safers’ shit, have you tried these?

Poachies paper egg poaching bags. Game changer.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 9

Oof. I make jewellery and that looks like a really tough one. Not sure I’d have the patience. Although, I have made these for a friend before 😂 Have you made jewellery before, or have you just gone full feet first?

Miniature cherry cheesecake smaller that a 10p piece.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 9

Without downloading new pics, what it’s like to date and / or be married to me.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 5

I’m definitely old so I’m happy with this.

zellish@zellishrows· Jun 3

A picture that captures your essence.

The Far Side - a cartoon of someone with their hand up in class saying, ‘Mr. Osborne, may I be excused? My brain is full.’

zellish@zellishrows· May 29

Up until about 5 years ago my mother lived in a 400 year old house. A lot of people do in the UK. In America that would be a museum. 😂 Also had a drink in a pub last year that was established around 360 years before America was ‘discovered’.

Old Exeter Inn - established in 1130 a.d and still serving beer almost 900 years later. Also, does a cracking pie.

zellish@zellishrows· May 28

Haha. Here’s the proof:

zellish@zellishrows· May 27

It’s not a word.

zellish@zellishrows· May 21

Sick of all the plastic in the cosmetic industry. Remember when eyeliners used to be pencils, not plastic shite that can’t be recycled? Anyhows, I found plastic free foundation and blusher, and I quite like them.