Daroon 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦
@zenhead
A humble dad and husband determined to leave the world better than when I found it. I believe in science, climate change and in making friends that don’t look like me.
The explosive diarrhea parasite when magnified under a high-powered microscope…
Given that FIFA is headed by Sloth from “Goonies”, insanity can be expected.
I spoke with Mitch McConnell today for about 20 minutes. He texted me this photo his hippie girlfriend took of him while he was peaking on acid. He was explaining how he’s following Phish on tour this summer in a microbus before he started crowing and babbling incoherently.
Does anyone have any connections at the Washington Nationals? I have an idea for a promo when he finally does die.
JD Vance can pontificate all he wants, but he will always be a faux-hillbilly couchf*cker to millions of people.
RFK Jr basically is a hot dog left on a 7-Eleven roller grill wayyyy too long.
Breaking: Manager Reuben Kincaid announced that the Partridge Family will not be playing the Freedom 250 concert.
Donald Trump would come in last place in a fantasy sports league comprised of 5-year-olds.
If you replaced Chuck Grassley with Grandpa Sawyer from “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, nobody would be able to tell the difference.
Todd Blanche is a fucking tool. I can’t believe our tax dollars are paying for this nonsense.
Do you think it’s possible Grindr Mike might compromised and leading a double life? (Asking for a friend.)
Is it just me, or does anyone else get “witch from Hansel & Gretel” vibes from Joni Ernst?