Zetta Musou

@zettaslow

"Y'know that guy in the friend group who sends the weirdest shit to the group chat at 2 AM? yeah that's me" Kamen Rider Ghost's #1 Meat Muncher King of bad takes chronically behind the loop no thoughts head empty

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Zetta Musou@zettaslow· 4h

Now that I have you here I just wanna say I can't even lie this hakaider design is TUFF

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· 13d

Me when I find out there is no fire emblem-esque goon mode for ghost rider or loki in marvel tokon

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· May 18

This post gave me the idea for a funny as hell meme, gimme like 20 minutes(would be shorter but im a lazy bum)

emoji with lightbulb above head with the text "Urethra!", invoking the famous phrase "Eureka! I've found it."

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· May 15

This is how dawn looks in my head(I'll be making an edit of this with dawn later)

Spongebob with his pants pulled up over 80% of his body

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Apr 8

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Mar 26

do with this what you will

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Mar 14

"Y'all got complex characters?" "We got Aura farmer and vague poster"

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Mar 11

is there a link I'm missing here? a connection I haven't seen?

a picture of the rx-78-2 mobile suit gundam with the caption "blud thinks hes part of the team"

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Mar 10

Meanwhile, at the "Board of Peace".... The real question is who's who in this shot

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Dec 15

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

A yokai from yokai watch with a devious smile saying "type swirl"

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Dec 12

shit was so ass

"Geoff you can't tell me about the passing of your father, and then bring out miss piggy wanting to fuck you; this ain't right"

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Dec 10

Hey everybody, it's troubled kid from the suburbs! My favorite things are; Weed Wackers, Dolphins, Caltrops Aaaaaaaaaaand dirt. See you in the local news everyone!

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Nov 18

Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Kamen Rider Wizard pulls on Kamen Rider W by the muffler

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Nov 8

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Nov 8

my friends fridge looks like this right now. he doesn't have a job, his phone line got cut and things seem kinda bad for him rn. I'm trying to put together some funds for him to at least be able to eat something, anything helps. he didn't feel comfortable sharing his paypal so I'll leave mine here

a fridge that is empty save for a tub of expired greek yogurt and an empty gallon of water

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Sep 17

I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Aug 18

the chaotic neutral energy in this photo is my favorite thing

gozyu polar pointing smugly at the main cast of gozyuger in the cockpit of the gokai galleon

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Aug 14

I had fun making this shit post(I didn't feel like panning the camera so just pretend cell evaporated ok thanks)

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Aug 11

how dudes feel typing Black Magician instead of Dark Magician

Arnold schrazenegger in a cup noodle commercial dressed in japanese garb

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Aug 7

Auto Vajin 2.0 is that you?!?!?

a motorcycle transformed into a humanoid form

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Aug 5

don't forget about summonride

an assortment of figurines and medals themed after the kamen rider television series in the style of skylanders

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Jul 25

@prozdishere.bsky.social I made a streamer laugh with one of the jokes from your videos, hope I did you proud

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Jul 3

corporate needs the dragon ball fans and black myth wukong fans to find the difference between these two pictures

Kyle Reiner(green lantern), wonder woman, superman and martian man hunter stand outside the window of lexcorp tower, only speaking the command "open the window, Luthor". Lex Luthor, unsure of how to react, yet to even face them, squeaks out a feeble "..... ah"

Goku stares down Son Wukong from the window of a space ship

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Jul 1

I gooned to it... because I liked it! Hell, I loved it! I'm sitting here, I'm... I'm itching to do it again. And you think... What?! You think you're gonna send me to a ward?! Some doctor, they're gonna get me to stop from doing what I want to do? Well, that ain't happening! NOT ON MY WATCH!

The Punisher exclaiming "i did it, cuz I liked it, hell, I loved it!"

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Jul 1

Post a pic of you that's not actually you(these are both me)

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Jun 29

WB locking this movie in the vault never to be seen again: (I meant to grab the version of this image that said forever)

A chest with text above it saying
"Perhaps some things are best left forgotten, for now"

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· Jun 7

Since Crimson Viper is coming to street fighter 6, I WANT ALL OF YOU TO REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US

A black man in a black karate gi with yellow gloves and belt

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· May 30

You DARE appear on MY feed, use a gif from MY favorite genre to defame MY moots?!?!?! Begone wench, ALL ZECTER, COMBINE

Kamen Rider Kabuto slashing a sword while facing the camera

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· May 22

@laceythegoober.bsky.social keeps calling another day higashizawa from the world ends with you "zesty gorilla", to the point that she googled that instead of his name

Higashizawa from the world ends with you: "hey guys"
Crowd: "Zesty Gorilla!"
Higashizawa: "NOT WHAT I'M CALLED"

Zetta Musou@zettaslow· May 20

ok so it may have been more than 8 hours(I honestly forgot about this ngl, thank mata nui I didn't)