Mars Zipan

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Mars Zipan @zipanmars· 7d

This more like it?

A weather app stating the temperature is 96⁰ and "its so hot that your balls will hang down to your knees. Unless you don't have balls"

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· 20d

I dont have much to give but $10 in the name of Mars he also sends this silly picture of his shapely leg.

A brown couch you can just see the leg and booty cheek of a small white and orange dog

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· 25d

Carne asada taco please. 💰💰 cash for you to buy yourself something nice

A slightly blurry close up of a dog he is orange and white. You can see one eye and his ear slightly further you can see his body he is wearing a light yellow bandana

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Jul 15

I dont have money to give but I do have this morning glory from my garden.

A dark purple morning glory with a white center it has rain drops on the petals. Green leaves in the background

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Jul 7

My morning glories are going honkers bonkers. I counted 80 of them this morning!

A bright purple flower with a white center that appears to be glowing. There are blurry green leaves in the background

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· May 29

This is one of the choices here in colorado, and somehow not even one of the weirdest.

A journalist post stating "here is my full, unedited 30 minute interview with colorado GOP gubernatorial frontrunner Victor Marx. We discuss his claims abkhf rescuing women and children from captivity, how many people hes killed on those missions, and his exorcisms."

A clip from an interview
Clark: do you think that you have killed people as an adult?
Marx: does it matter?
Clark: yeah id say so.
Marx: why?

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· May 24

Something about the way his toe beans are pressed on his face is so sweet

Orange and white dog curled into a ball with his toes pressed to his cheek

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· May 12

Daith is what its called. I read a lot of anecdotal stuff online and decided it was worth a try, if nothing else I got a cool piercing. There are some small scale studies.

Close up of an ear with an earring in it, the picture is slightly blurry. Also can see the arm of eyeglasses and very short hair against a brown couch.

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· May 5

I really like that bluesky has a way to demand i use alt text and I try to always put as much information as I can. I agree seeing someone just say "dog" bugs the shit out of me. Like leaving a $0.25 tip.

A small orange and white dog wearing a pink and green bandana around his neck. He is laying on white carpet with his head uncomfortably pushed against a brown leather ottoman. His left ear is squished on the ottoman and he is looking away from the camera.

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Apr 17

I spent all last night with this guys elbow in my ribs. Wouldn't trade it for anything.

An orange and white dog covered in green and orange blankets and atop a pile of pillows

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Apr 16

My son says Mars is also 10% elephant.

A small orange and white heeler with large ears looking ovwr the arm of an office chair, there is a cement truck toy in the background which is mine, it does not belong to a child.

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Mar 27

DARTH!!! Just yesterday I thought to myself, Darth is just going to keep hibernating all year and I dont blame them one bit.

An orange and white dog wearing a cactus bandana, spilling from an oversized fluffy Grey dog bed onto a brown couch. There add several blankets on thw couch in many colors

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Feb 24

As someone who got twizzlers today just for my rage I feel this so hard. I currently have no memes but I offer up gary the snail with big ol booty cheeks

A crochet snail body is blue and green with a pink shell that has a red swirling and purple spots

A crochet snail body is blue and green with a pink shell that has a red swirling and purple spots the shell sits beside him and his blue booty is exposed

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Feb 19

Accidentally ordered a very large cider. Told my husband im going to intimidate the rest of the hockey dads with it. So far I have seen one dad and he did in fact comment on it.

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Feb 14

@amyisverybusy.bsky.social since I cant buy you flowers please appreciate these ones from my garden lasy year. The peach rose smells like candy

A peach colored rose very close up with dark green leaves in the background

A medium purple morning glory not fully opened in a star shape light green leaves in the background

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Feb 10

Yarn buddies?

Wrestling on TV in the foreground legs covered by a large crochet blanket with the beginnings of another crochet blanket on top.

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Jan 18

Next year he will abnoynce we are all required to watch it too.

Cartoon of a man's eyes being held open with a clamp

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Jan 8

Update, caught him at lunch:

Photo of a text
"Are you or people at your school listening to steely dan?"

"Not me but a few other people why"

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Jan 6

4.5 hours until im off work and can start on my new book. It will feel like forever. @bradmeltzer.com

An orange book with black text "#1 new York times best selling author Brad Meltzer The Viper a zig and Nola novel"

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Dec 16

These are his recent favorites we call them "space mans". His other favorites are light blue with yellow ducks.

An orange and white dog lounging in a sun spot on a brown blanket he has on dark blue pajamas with yellow piping, the pajamas have rocket ships, Martians, planets and stars. There is a plush dumpling and a plush potato behind him

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Dec 3

Really enjoyed the bathroom graffiti at this concert

Graffiti reading hail Satan, fuck ice, I prefer my ice crushed

Graffiti saying jd Vance is a fugly slut

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Nov 25

A post from Jorts the car stating "you always ask me 'jorts why are you so wet' but I never ask you why your phone is at 7%"

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Nov 14

This is Bob he passed away last week at 20 years old. He liked to be a menace. Some of his favorite activities were biting your elbow as he ran by at full speed. Also he liked to chew the tags off my husband's Christmas presents, no one else's, just the one guy who was very allergic to him.

A brown black and white cat with very green eyes, laying on a piece of chewed on tissue paper

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Nov 7

Finally finished my frog and toad bag hangers. I love them and their ridiculous oversize overalls

A crochet green frog in blue overalls and a brown toad in green overalls hanging from a backpack strap

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Nov 7

I'm currently wearing a shirt I bought at a gas station, bring on costcos finest!

A black t shirt with a racoon dressed as a cowboy that says "the only squat I'm doing is diddly squat"

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Oct 31

The new giant blanket I crocheted for myself. Green beans for scale, banana not available.

A very long crochet blanket the end closest to the camera is dark green fading to light green, followed by raspberry red fading to pink, dark blue fading to light blue, pink darkening to raspberry red, and light green darkening to dark green. There is a can of green beans on it for scale

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Oct 13

I saw 2 moose, a mother and daughter pair.

A very large dark brown moose laying among trees

A smaller light brown moose laying amongst trees

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Sep 12

Someone literally asking for joy clearly isn't here for people to knock it all down. Terrible, who raised these people? Here have a picture of my sweet boy with a kiss mark on his head.

An orange and white dog sitting very properly with a red lipstick kiss on the top of his head.

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Aug 27

Picture of a baby deer that says "I am both dumber and smarter than you think. Do not estimate me"

An orange and white dog asleep with his head wedged between the couch and his dad's arm. His eyes are partially open and his bottom teeth are exposed.

Mars Zipan @zipanmars· Aug 9

With that face I'd let her destroy just about anything. Bathmat seems like an easy sacrifice