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@zitatron-9000

🔞MDNI🔞 1994 - she/her (but you may refer to me as "my lord") Woman liker, top wannabe, girl failure Was not part of what happened on the 12th of June, 1678. Honest 🤞 Trans goblin mech smut is my Bibel

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Zita@zitatron-9000· 27d

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Grey alien girl in a grey bikini and grey stripper heels next to a stripper pole on a stage that looks like the planet earth. Stars, the moon and mars in the background. She has three eyes, she is blushing and looks to the side.

Zita@zitatron-9000· May 23

idk

The Administrator from team fortress 2 and a random scientist lady in the background. The scientist lady kinda looks menacing. Well, so is the administrator. The admin says come on, miss Pauling. I know your training has just begun but you'll need to put a lot more effort into it, if you want this position. You see, I'll have to trust you with very... delicate matters. Come on, I know you have it in you, you can do it. You are not some common riffraff, isn't that right miss Pauling.

An other point of view, a bit behind on the right side of the administrator. From here you can see the admin choking miss Pauling with one hand and shoving two fingers down her throat with the other. She says "be a doll and just fucking take it already". Miss Pauling has ruined mascara or black tears as some calls it and various coughing, choking and gagging noises written around her as a representation for the viewer to show how much she is struggling.

Zita@zitatron-9000· May 17

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone. The always lovely #omystephanie *Giggles* hi, I'm Bond. Like, Jenny Bond. Oh, are you the new evil lady? Gosh you so pretty! Wanna make out? Like, a sex on the beach, please. *Shakes boobs*, not *makes circular motions with boobs*

Stephanie Michelle, pretty lady in pink dress and pink hair. She is known for her style and uh well rounded assets.

Zita@zitatron-9000· May 7

So, I've been thinking about this book idea for a while...

Intro idea for book (the one with the guy transforming into a fem cosmic horror):

Sometimes you make a decision in life that turns your life around at about 104 BPM. Sometimes those BPMs smell like sanitiser and look like a hospital room that eerily resembles the room you were in the last time you made a decision that turned your life around. And those 100 or so BPMs keep beeping in your ears while the room keeps on spinning with you in the middle. Now, ending up at the local hospital after a particularly bad night out, trying to prove teleportation is possible, is a logical string of events. Even though ending up in the same hospital when you are supposed to do research at the opposite edge of the galaxy seems plausible by the same logic, however, it feels in a way... wrong.

Zita@zitatron-9000· Apr 20

"how large is your... artistic range?" Me: *sigh* "ummmm"

Zita@zitatron-9000· Apr 10

idk art

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Zita@zitatron-9000· Mar 25

Huh... It seems we don't have as much in common as I thought. Barely any checks on the whole thing smh

Zita@zitatron-9000· Mar 25

(what even is a hmu tho? 🤨)

Zita@zitatron-9000· Mar 22

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

Tumblr post by normal horoscopes with all capital letters. It says: this is what good pussy sounds like. In brackets Geiger counter goes wild

Zita@zitatron-9000· Feb 18

My attempt at making a fat goblin. I hope she helps

Zita@zitatron-9000· Feb 11

If you see this, post something pink! 🩷

Zita@zitatron-9000· Feb 8

First try at making an OC/-sona thing. Kooky the coked up clown. Cartoon/metalocalypse logic and all so she'll be fine... I guess.

Zita@zitatron-9000· Jan 25

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (But I love puns tho)

Scene from terminator 2 where Sarah Connor talks to a psychiatrist and attacks him.
Doctor: where does Walmart keep the terminator toys?
Sarah: I don't know. Where?
Doc: aisle b, back.
Sarah: attacks doctor

Zita@zitatron-9000· Jan 25

Face reveal!! Wrong answers only 🎵"I WON'T FALL DOWN, YOU NEED ME!!!"🎵

Uzi from murder drones all crazy in the forest when they go on that school trip thing

Zita@zitatron-9000· Jan 18

No new pictures. Where are you at mentally?

Zita@zitatron-9000· Jan 9

Got myself a cheap little stylus thing to better art on my phone. What do y'alls think?

Zita@zitatron-9000· Jan 8

Quote with your green art 💚

Zita@zitatron-9000· Jan 5

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Zita@zitatron-9000· Jan 2

Hi, I'm being born

Zita@zitatron-9000· Dec 26

Zita@zitatron-9000· Dec 16

She is doing so well 💗 Don't worry, it's just a simulation. ... R-right?

Zita@zitatron-9000· Dec 13

Zita@zitatron-9000· Dec 11

Just a silly sketch doodle thing, there's literally no meaning behind this, don't read anything into it.

Zita@zitatron-9000· Dec 6

Quote with your purple art 💜

Zita@zitatron-9000· Dec 5

Fun fact: i have no idea what I'm doing.

Zita@zitatron-9000· Dec 1

I wanted to change my pfp... then I realised. ... I could just draw my own. 👀 Not 100% happy with it but it's fine. I made 2 versions because I wasn't sure what/how I want

Zita@zitatron-9000· Nov 29

Spaaaace

Zita@zitatron-9000· Nov 26

CW for flashing lights TetoTetoTetoTeto... One is saved as 5fps the other is 10fps. First "animation", first attempt at uploading a gif. Fingerses crossed 🤞 2/2