Zoë Hannah is bisexual

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@mothership.blog co-founder and managing editor ✨ formerly games editor at polygon, deputy editor at hearst mags, and a buncha other stuff. DM or reply for email!

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Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· 12d

i have the power

a screenshot of zoe's email that reads "hey, could you take us off any paw patrol related PR? thanks!

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jul 7

i wrote about executive dysfunction and doing house chores. if you relate to this graf, i'm sorry <3

Years ago, I was in the process of moving out of the country and thus selling as much of my stuff as I could. My beloved library was one of the hardest things to tackle, because when I looked at the books before me, my first thought was, In order to organize this shelf, I first need to read every single book here. I have emotional attachments to them; I want to give them all a fair shot of being kept; I want to avoid the task I actually need to do as long as possible.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· May 20

this story is so funny, please read it @mothership.blog

Text reads: It’s a pretty fair complaint on their part. Why would you spare the murder elf and let him run amok on your ship? The answer is simple: he’s a hot sadist who’s willing to do all sorts of weird shit with the Rogue Trader. I’m unashamed to admit that I instantly dumped Heinrix, my uptight Inquisition boyfriend, so I could get freaky with Marazhai. Here are some of the highlights from our romance:

Marazhai offers you all sorts of illicit sexual delights (according to a certain definition of “delights”), including inviting a giant snake alien into the bedroom that squeezes you while he watches. Or he could bring out the aforementioned whip, wrap it around himself, and shudder with intense pleasure while you watch him. There's even an optional scene where he brands you! This is especially funny to me because there is another Aeldari you can romance, Yrliet, and she basically is only willing to hold hands with you.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Apr 23

A screenshot of a comment on a Dua Lipa performance YouTube video that says "I love her lack of energy, go girl give us nothing!"

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Apr 20

I thought it was hilarious to make all my bridesmaids wear white on my wedding day and I wore rainbow. I stand by it

Zoë and her bridesmaids pose in a line. They all wear white and zoë wears a rainbow dress

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Apr 20

Happy anniversary to my hot husband who hates social media discourse and agreed to marry me on 4/20 ❤️

Zoë and Trent pose together in a bougie restaurant.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Apr 20

Guess where I went on vacation (impossible edition)

Zoë stands beside a vintage green Fiat 500 in front of a marble fountain in Rome

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Apr 10

I’m going on vacation!!! BYE !! (also be nice to @midimyers.com while I’m gone)

A girl stands in the doorway of a car and waves while saying BYE

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Mar 30

Being outdoors is one of my passions, happy peak bloom DMV folk

Zoë holds up a displeased Navi while Trent takes a selfie of all three of them

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Mar 23

this is the internet i seek to destroy

A screenshot of an article from Today's Parent with the headline "Teyana Taylor's Hannah Montana Parenting Hack Is So Smart"

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Mar 17

i love our website @midimyers.com

A screenshot of the current homepage of Mothership. There are stories about Pokopia, Innersloth, Marathon, Resident Evil: Requiem, Esoteric Ebb, Silent Hill, ADHD, parenthood, in-person gaming events etiquette, and Yakuza 0's cabaret minigame.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Mar 12

Waiting for my brain to adjust to Nintendo controls

SpongeBob stares into middle distance while sitting on a bench with his hands on his knees.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jan 23

Filming some CONTENT for you for next week ✨

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jan 11

DC Migrant Mutual Aid in my area is phenomenal. More info:

An informational flyer. Text reads: Did you see ICE in your neighborhood?
Do you know someone detained by
ICE in DC, Maryland, or Virginia?
Call one of our free hotlines for information and resources.
Organization Region Phone Number
Migrant Solidarity
Mutual Aid (MSMA)
DC, Maryland,
Virginia (202) 335-1183
CASA Maryland,
Virginia (888) 214-6016
If you encounter ICE, know your rights!
DO stay silent - you have the right to
remain silent
Do NOT answer any
questions
DO carry with you proof of status
and a form of local ID or proof of
living here for over 2 years
Do NOT sign anything
Do NOT run or flee,
it can be used as a
reason to detain you
DO make sure a trusted friend/
relative knows your correct A-Number
& country of birth and has a copy of
your important documents
Do NOT provide
false documents
DO create an emergency plan for you and your family
Scan this qr code for a list of available legal, direct
service, and mutual aid resources in the DC, MD,
and VA area: bit.ly/migrant-resources-dmv

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Dec 4

Proof:

Blonde dog Navi lays with her eyes closed and her chin resting on a blanket.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Nov 18

populist vibes in the us rn

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Nov 5

A group text with a message from Leah that says “AP CALLED MAMDANI” and then a message from Annemarie that says “Never kill yourself” with many exclamation points

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Oct 31

Navi says happy Halloween 🪦💀

Blonde dog Navi sits in front of Rock Creek Cemetery’s wrought iron gates. Fallen leaves are on the ground surrounding her.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Oct 7

Girl version of the “thank you for changing my life” meme

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Sep 30

Required reading for fellow white ppl and also just everyone in general holy shit it’s amazing

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Sep 30

I definitely don’t talk enough about how cool my wedding dress was. How do I wear this thing again

Zoë and Trent look at each other beneath a wrought iron arch. Zoë wears a rainbow dress.

Zoe shows off her rainbow wedding dress.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Sep 4

me hyping myself up in the mirror every morning before sitting down to work on the most exciting thing i've ever created

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Aug 20

we live in hell!!!

A DuckDuckGo search for "class consciousness for gender." The first result is a link to Amazon that reads "Shop gender race and class."

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Aug 2

This is so fucked and so sad

Polygon.com has an “upgrade to premium” option, shown with an annual option at $4.17/month or a monthly plan for an unknown price.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jul 27

Finally got to meet @petevolk.bsky.social in person this afternoon 🥰 (PS what if we fostered community 👉🏼👈🏼🥺??)

Zoë smiles at the camera in a tube top beside Pete Volk, smiling and wearing sunglasses and a collared tshirt

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jul 23

“Other people do it tho” is a terrible reason to do something unethical :-) aftermath.site/vice-waypoin...

When Valnet purchased Polygon, gutted its staff, and then tried to hire again, many writers publicly shared their refusal to work at the corpse of a once-great site, despite being offered jobs (or, it seems in many cases, contract positions) in tenuous times. Other staffers who kept their jobs eventually quit. Networks like Gamurs and Valnet run on writers desperate for games writing jobs, in a field that often chugs along on passion as an alternative to fair wages. A media owner with a games outlet on their hands might look around, see how the field works, and assume that’s just how things work, creating conditions that are, however wrongly and depressingly, industry standard. It’s hard to fault writers who need jobs for taking the jobs available to them in a landscape dominated by such jobs.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jul 22

Anytime I’m offline for a few days this is what I’m doing

Zoë lays in a throne of pillows with Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer laying on her chest.

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jul 4

Unemployment update: did really good French braids in my hair today

Zoë hugs a capybara squishmallow and wears two French braids in her hair

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jun 27

me today

Nicole Kidman shouting victoriously into the sky after her divorce was finalized

Zoë Hannah is bisexual@zoehhannah· Jun 25

wired continues to be apparently one of the only outlets willing to report on the things that are ultimately not that difficult to track down but that do require some level of tech savvy and, more importantly, the assumption that the government can do harm on purpose www.wired.com/story/ice-de...