Zoe S. Figueroa

@zoesfig

TF Writer and appreciator. I wrote Mice Tea.

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For nearly a decade people have been asking me what I'd turn into if I drank The Tea That Makes You a Furry. I finally have an answer with some help from @blackshirtboy.bsky.social Say hi to Bathydevius Zoe!

Zoe, a woman wearing glasses, a pink waitress outfit, and a gray streak in her hair, drinks a cup of kemono tea from Mice Tea. In the next two panels she turns into a Bathydevius anthro, a type of sea slug. Her body is mostly translucent with a subtle blue tinge, with her brain and heart faintly visuble. Her arms are gone, replaced with a ring of tentacles asound her waist. Her legs are fused with small tentacles at the end. She holds a whiteboard with "Hi! I'm your server Zoe!" written on it along with a heart. Some lines around her body suggest she's trying to portray friendly body language.

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· 23d

Zoe in bed with a bored expression saying "So?"

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Jul 22

Screenshot of the VN Mice Tea. Margaret, a mouse anthro, and Julie, a raccoon antro, are wearing burglar outfits on top of a roof. Margaret is tied up in shibari bondage and says with a nervous expression "Why did you tie me up in rope bondage!?"

Julie responds: Jeez Margaret, I don't know, I wonder how a lesbian in her 20s learned how to tie up a woman in a way that would allow her to be suspended safely from above.

Julie continues: Probably the Boy Scouts, right? I bet it was the Boy Scouts.

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Jul 5

I played through a game where I got a single TF card and them immediately got pummeled into submission by monsters. So now this house is haunted by an evil clown, a succubus, a werewolf, a latex drone and one lady with an above average ass.

screenshot of a game over screen from bsb's Hill House game showing only one TF card named bottom heavy with a closeup of a big butt

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Jun 24

I'm always getting lectured by @blackshirtboy.bsky.social aboult the superiority of mid-TFs. Maybe being subjected to a bunch in a row will convince me. It'll propably happen between turning halfway into a shark pooltoy and turning halfway into big titty Renamon.

Zoe, a woman in glasses and with a gray streak in her hair, in the midst of several different TFs. There's a a puazi alien, a deertaur, a toon mobster lady, a nendoroid doll, and a princess birtday cake. At first she's excited, then annoyed unti in the final panel she says "So am I going to actually finish turning into something eventually?" The artist't hand is shown with a slice of cake cut from Zoe saying "I dunno, let's keep this rolling for a little longer!"

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Jun 22

Screenshot of a visual novel with a feminine white rabbit and a feminine deer with antlers at a nightclub holding drinks and wearing cocktail dresses. The deer has an intense expression and the text box identifies her as Naomi as she says: "All the world will be your enemy, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner. Be cunning and full of tricks and you shall never be destroyed."

The same scene but Naomi has backed up and sports a friendlier expression. The text box has her sayng: "Richard Adams."

Naomi has a pleased expression implying she's enjoying he drink while the textbox narrates: "She drinks the second eighth of her cocktail and smacks her lips."

Naomi now with a smug expression says: "Paraphrased."

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Mar 13

You vs. the Highlander she told you not to worry about

A Scottish Highlander soldier with tartan, red jacket, and tall hat with plume. He looks fairly dapper, though not very rugged

A black and white print of a different Highlander, this one impossibly tall and barrel chested with a huge chin

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Mar 9

At the Whiskey Experience in Edinburough. Nice try, TF trigger.

Bottle of whisky shaped like a woman's torso with a velvet dress and a wide brimmed hat on the stopper

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Feb 9

Here's mine:

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Feb 7

Here's my Poker Night at the Inventory 3 cast Hornet would be her true size

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Dec 18

I finally got my own Gigglesona from @blackshirtboy.bsky.social ! Listen up, ladies: you can't keep leaving your TF triggers around for unsuspecting boys to pick them up. It's hard enough trying to schedule things.

Image of Zoe, a middle aged woman with a gray streak in her hair, wearing simple business attire that shows off a voluptuous figure. She's Adjusting a whiteboard with women's names on a schedule with "Giggles" written on top. She has a harried expression as she has a conversation with two speakers off screen.

Speaker 1: Heeeyyy Mrs. Fig, there's this new girl here, I think she's like a transfer or something? She's already got a uniform.
Zoe: I see... Say, we never found Brandy's missing name badge, did we?
Speaker 1: Uhhhh, pretty sure not.
Zoe: *sigh* Well, the truth is we are short on servers. What's your name, sweetheart?
Speaker 2: Uh, Trixie? I think it's Trixie?
Zoe: Of course it is.

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Nov 2

Yep, we sold them at 2023 anthrocon

Both sides of a dakinakura hugging pillow for featuring Margaret, a curly-haired brown mouse furry. On one side she's human sized and covering her breasts with teacups and her crotch with an open book. On the other side she's mouse sized and clutching the sheets while her expression makes it look like she's having sex

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Oct 14

When the waiter asks if you have any idea what you'd like to order 28 seconds after you've received your menu

Cal Raleigh, cather for the Seattle Mariners and a ruddy-faced man with a beard, looks up from an open folder with an inscrutible quasi-smile

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Aug 15

We finally got around to it in the April Fools update to Mice Tea

Julie Lin, a chubby twentysomething Chinese-American woman with a bob cut, wearing shorts a t-shirt with a pickle and the caption "Dill with it"

Jewel Estelle Lin, her gyaru alter ego with a large blonde bouffant and wearing a pink, leopard tube dress and knee-high boots

Zoe S. Figueroa@zoesfig· Aug 13

A birthday gift from @blackshirtboy.bsky.social that I decided to add to with a commission. Even sonas get older! Gotta update them from time to time.