Guy who spends untold billions to manufacture unnecessary human suffering:

I just think they should have been live action

TWO salutes?

Same syntax "Did you know you have a stack of money waiting for angels to bring to you from heaven?"

Por qué no los dos?

Easiest way to spot a tankie:

Oh here is is lol. Literally just a joke thread about the human stress response. But does contain one actionable tip for lying still and clenching all your muscles

your own...personal...(vicar of) jesus

New York you don't have to do this to yourself.

you already know what we want

Here he is with then-PM Yatsenyuk and McCain in December 2013

Something like this lol

I was booing the US as a whole

ACAB includes the tone police

Stealing from work

Cleo decided to stand directly on top of me to look for Mum out the window

Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the one ring.

I wonder if the World’s Most Moral Army agrees with you

I'm a spaghetti policy wonk as well