what if I'm scared

You go to the doctor and see this guy what are your first thoughts

@yoshiller.bsky.social Ayy this you? 👀

@turbojehtt.net Ayy this you? 👀

I didn't know the Post Office worked on Thanksgiving

NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC, EH LUIGI?

It fires in spurts

Would you like a job starting today?

I was always curious about The Old Psychic Lady with the Evil Eye Who Reads Fortunes and Knows Everything Before It Happens, thank you The Fan Wiki Website that Particularly Posts About Mario-Adjacent Topics With Objectivity and All-Consuming Quality

I feel like it was a missed opportunity in Bowser's Inside Story to not have players travel inside Bowser's shell; like that would've been such a cool environment

Time Traveler: (kicks rock) The Timeline:

I'm having trouble writing the next script, I'm not sure I can top this

BOO! SPREAD THIS BOO AROUND TO TOTALLY BOO YOUR FOLLOWERS.

If I'm falling out of an airplane while riding a Yoshi and I jump off of it a few feet before hitting the ground, will I live? I've drawn a diagram to depict this scenario.

Playing Mario Party 9 right now and I noticed in the background that Jupiter has Saturn's rings. How did THAT happen?

This image goes hard, just look at these guys

You got the character figure Boo!

CRAZY STONKS

Tell Peach she looks pretty

Wario finishes last.

Tell Yoshi he looks pretty

COW BUTT

Did Mario feel a difference transitioning from 8-bit to 3D or did everything always look the same to him?

Contender for the best Mario Kart shortcut ever. If ya know ya know.

A hearty good morning to everyone that doesn't look like this

Pop Quiz: What does this space do? :)

I miss Wario Colosseum...