i.m. zumphry

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i.m. zumphry@zumphry· 18h

comes from the original marathon games, which had huge scopes on the magnums, but no zoom function (another neurotypical fun fact is the halo project lead went in last minute to bump up the magnum's damage, which is why it's Like That)

screenshot from Marathon (1994), showing the magnum pistol and its cartoony scope). the wireframe image icon in the bottom right corner ui vaguely shows a sight, but not the scope shown in-game

screenshot from Marathon 2, showing the redesigned magnum pistol, but with scope still attached. the wireframe image icon in the bottom right corner now more prominently shows it.

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· 15d

english about page on the first archive.org snapshot of namco.co.jp. It reads: "All about NAMCO: Namco was first established to operate rocking-horse rides on the roof of a department store in Yokohama. Since then, we have been a pioneer in helping people live out their dreams through diverse forms of entertainment. As the 21st century, an "Era of Spirituality," draws near, we will help to spread dynamic entertainment throughout the world."

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· 21d

@bengals bring back the little paw that showed up on hover in the side/nav bar of the first version of your website. NOTHING ELSE FROM THE 90S T HANK YOU

black website navigation button with thin white inner border from 1996. it reads "PAUL BROWN STADIUM" in italic helvetica bold. to the side is a cartoony tiger's paw

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jul 7

what i see when i wake up

dialogue box from main menu of "Hey, You! Pikachu!" A sprite pikachu is highlighting the option "Begin" in yellow, and under it is the option "I Quit" in white

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jul 6

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July.

the back of a box of idahoan instant mashed potatoes

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jul 5

i think my pokemon emerald cartridge is hacked

top of sky pillar in pokemon emerald. instead of the regular rayquaza sprite, a knock-off rayquaza toy with a cartoonish grin and crossed arms has been photoshopped on top

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jun 30

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAt did you do

same scene as above from pokemon emerald (maxie overlooking lava pool where groudon is found), but the screen has a gnarly blue filter over it (oversaturated for effect)

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jun 30

hey dude. what’s ya doin by the lava?

scene from pokemon emerald when maxie is standing in the team magma digsite, overlooking a pool of lava, with a fossilized groudon in the middle of it. the player character is facing maxie, in a way that could convey concerned confusion

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jun 24

average democrat’s talking points:

Pokemon Emerald scene in the slateport museum, Archie (blue-adorned pirate man) telling the player character “You’re still too young to understand our noble objective.”

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jun 17

the word THE, and a TM trademark symbol in big block letters. THE is in ohio state's scarlet and gray, with the TM symbol being green. the lettering is based off of michigan's block M

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jun 17

getting “mogged” by the wind knocking out my power, all because i made fun of the doug dimmadome-ass hat the protagonists get in Pokémon®️Winds™️ for the Nintendo®️ Switch©️ 2™️ (2027)

a short, white with blue rim and belt, fedora-cowboy hat hybrid. it’s the default hat for players in pokemon winds

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jun 8

using my ugliness powers for good, not evil. breaking chatbots, not cameras.

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Jun 4

making a forgotten nextstep service the domino the entire economy and world hinges upon

Get Info box for the built in macOS service "Summary Service" (version 2.0). The copyright is for 1995 to 2024. It's a built in summarization service that does that neato magic trick that LLM dweebs says is world changing

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· May 29

big #Leggo!!

yellow Lego Classic box of 790 lego assorted bricks/pieces of different colors

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· May 10

the two above posts, but with the "Block account?" dialogue showing on top of them

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· May 4

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Apr 26

level screen from kirby's adventure, showing level 6, "Orange Ocean". kirby is looking out to a orange (soda) sea with a telescope

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Apr 16

😍 wow! loving the new #liquidgl #ass emoji for bsky!! 🚀🚀🚀

the old twitter failwhale, held up by the bluesky butterflies. it's done with the dogshit iOS and mac 26 "liquid glass" style, with unnecessary and poorly conceived gloss and transparency effects that makes the icon into a gooey mess

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Apr 7

Hi everyone. Once again need help surviving the month, at the worst time (especially as gofundme is currently having Issues even letting me update my fundraiser). Please help if you're able to: www.gofundme.com/f/help-zayne... & ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal...

A photo of my black cat looking out of his honey pot cat bed, with big alert eyes. The text on the image reads "2026 fundraiser. $797 needed for April, help me and Pooh survive (despite Current Events)"

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Mar 30

>>> Virgil, please make me a timeline of the hottest babes for me to bookmark the images of, for future ai wife material,,,,,,,

the superintendent icon from the 4th of 5 halo games, Halo ODST. black squircle with a dark olive green circle within it, with two white dots horizontally centered to convey eyes

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Mar 29

🌞

joey votto beaming smiling, flourishing, wearing a reds hat, purple $1 store sunglasses, and a cheap beach button up. he’s pressed his hands together for a dorky dance. he’s in front of a goofy clip art sun and beach gradient sky.

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Mar 29

when you power blaster but she keeps sending you to sector β

scrapped frame from Star Fox 2 (the SNES version), of Falco giving a comedic yelp-scream expression, with his beak fully open, tongue curled in pain, and pin-point eyes darted up

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Mar 28

time to place the roster based on The Chart

old 1999 era mac product line quadrant, divided into Consumer and Pro columns and Desktop and Notebook rows. The 5 colors iMacs are in Consumer Desktop, blueberry Power Mac in Pro Desktop, orange iBook in Consumer Notebook, and Wall Street gray plastic PowerBook in Pro Notebook. this image makes Timmy Apple sad because there’s not 100000 SKUs with horrible names and shit like “Max” after the names

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Mar 17

moderation list page for “zumphry”, showing the “Block these accounts?” dialogue. I’m the only account listed on zumphry’s zumphry list

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Mar 5

older guy with fraiser hair and red polo shirt in the pokemon sun/moon demo saying “I’m a mysterious old man.”

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Feb 27

Hi everyone. I hate having to beg again, but I'm out of food and March's rent and bills are due soon. Need $1710 to get through March, but the gofundme will be updated through the year (unless I can find a job. lol.) www.gofundme.com/f/help-zayne... & ko-fi.com/zumphry/goal... Thank you again.

A photo of my black cat, Pooh, sitting in his yellow honey pot bed, looking up. He’s looking at the words “2026 fundraiser”. In the bottom right corner are the words “$1710 needed for March. Help Pooh and I survive as long as possible this year.”

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Feb 22

sam altman and wario amodei:

screenshot of two team skull dinguses (skull beanies, black bandana face scarves, black tank top) in Pokemon UltraSun. the talking grunt is saying “We’re not thieves, yo! It’s a legitimate business!”

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Feb 19

if you need me i’ll be at CIANWOOD CITY, staring out at the water listening to the wistful NATIONAL PARK music

player character in pokemon crystal, staring out into the water on the beach of cianwood city. it’s nighttime, so you know he’s processing some stuff.

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Feb 18

the text box “It motivates me to make better BALLS!”, in pokemon crystal

i.m. zumphry@zumphry· Feb 4

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