zuz

@zuz

🇬🇧 🇵🇱 🇪🇸 ok 🇰🇷 최선을 다하겠습니다 My DMs are NOT ON. I do agile product delivery stuff for work but this account is just cat photos and various nonsense. they/she London, UK. Pero quiero vivir en Madrid. 🙆🏻‍♀️

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zuz@zuz· 27d

I did not realise it was near Carcassonne! Such a famous wee town. I keep wondering if we’ll get a Chekhov’s Fornicating Young Sod on one of the crews. 🕵️‍♀️

When one sea-officer is to be roasted, there is always another at hand to turn the spit,’ said the bear. ‘It is an old service proverb. I hope to God I have that fornicating young sod under my command one day. I’ll make him dance a hornpipe – oh, such a hornpipe. Stephen, prop my jaws open a little more, will you? I think I shall die in five minutes if you don’t. Could we not creep into a field and take it off?

zuz@zuz· 28d

So worth it already

Illustrated Frederick Cook holding two penguins

zuz@zuz· 28d

I found something!!!!!

Cover of ‘gevangen in her poolijs’ / ‘stuck in the polar ice’, an illustrated kids book about the Belgica expedition

zuz@zuz· Jul 4

After 4 more hours of queueing, some more desperate(my heavy and expensive) purchases

zuz@zuz· Jul 4

Folio Society sale haul to date. May eat breakfast and queue again. 🫣

Beloved, Blood Meridian, Shackleton’s Boat Journey, The Snow Leopard, Arctic, and AURORA AUSTRALIS!!!!!

zuz@zuz· Jun 25

It feels like Friday but I have so much work to do tomorrow sob

zuz@zuz· Jun 14

One down, 19 to go

Cover of Patrick O’Brian’s Master & Commander

zuz@zuz· May 28

Recovering from my ordeal

zuz@zuz· May 27

How do you manage pain multi choice form with ‘I simply live with the pain’ option ticked

zuz@zuz· May 21

I need this fucking cold or whatever it is to piss off in time for the weekend. I have big plans! Boardgames, multiple restaurants, BIG BOAT!!!, an artists open house with knit lobsters and sweaters for them, seeing my cat!

Little chick plushie with a knife under its arm

zuz@zuz· May 18

the only other SXSW screening I’ve been to was I saw the TV glow??

Order summary for Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma

zuz@zuz· May 18

Looking up wiki for a man that plaque at National Maritime Museum said was ‘although talented, [he was] an unpopular travelling companion which led Cook to ban scientists from 1776-80 voyage’ and it turns out he was born in my hometown!!!! #PolandMentioned

Illustration of a kingfisher by the odious man’s son, Georg Forster

zuz@zuz· May 17

Let the court records show we started this game at 8pm

The Witcher: Old World boardgame near the end (two players have three beasties each)

zuz@zuz· May 9

UK Games Expo is being sabotaged again by the British rail huh 💀

Screenshot from trainline showing there’s rail replacement buses and £70 trains with two changes

zuz@zuz· May 9

Red box with gold leaf and floral embossed pattern and ‘fly agaric earrings - lemon pepper studio’ written on it

zuz@zuz· May 8

Google AI insights garbage shit for a restaurant, the first bullet says:
* Make sure you visit the loo, as people say is wild

zuz@zuz· Apr 29

Spanish classes starting today again

zuz@zuz· Apr 27

Screenshot from Hot Fuzz of Timothy Dalton smiling in front of a phot of himself in the same pose

zuz@zuz· Apr 19

soon

Screenshot from beginning titles of Master & Commander, HMS Surprise on the water with the following text
ADMIRALTY ORDERS
To Cpt. J. Audrey
‘intercept the French Privateer ACHERON en route to Pacific INTENT ON CARRYING THE WAR INTO THOSE WATERS…. Sink, Burn, or take her a Prize’

zuz@zuz· Apr 13

Processing new Katseye, this may take me a while

Us against the world, shaking ass in the parking lot
If we get arrested, haha, baby, laugh it off
I love you, you love me, we batshit, oui, oui
And I'd kill 'em for you if it got that deep
Fancy is a frequency
A mind of delusion, philosophy
I kinda know nothing, just like Socrates
(The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing)

zuz@zuz· Apr 5

A malevolently bad map

zuz@zuz· Apr 3

Really enjoyed The Wrath of Khan yesterday (IMAX well worth it imo even if it’s not optimised 👌). A lot of cute moments between characters and somehow they even made McCoy likeable (?!)